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Halloween Prank Gone Wrong
by Iloveskyrim1
Halloween night, a night of parties, candy, and pranks. Me, my girlfriend Zoey, and my friends Jake, Troy, Jane, and Kathrine were leaving a party when we decided to egg and TP some houses so we went to a convenience store to buy some eggs and toilet paper along with some beer.
We TPed and egged several houses before we were chased by a woman dressed as a nurse. While running away from her I had gotten separated from my friends and after about a minute it seemed safe so I stopped to catch my breath. I then felt a sharp pain in the back of my head and blacked out.
I woke up in a dark room and tried to rub my eyes but found that I was unable to move my arms. "WHAT THE FUCK!" I screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK!" About 30 seconds later I heard the door open and the lights came on. "Ah finally you're up." Said a woman dressed as Batgirl. "What's going on here? Why am I tied to the bed?" I asked. "You think you can TP and egg my house and get away with it?" She said. "No but..." I said before being interrupted. "Then you should accept the consequences of your actions young man." She said.
Suddenly 2 other woman enter the room, one was the nurse that chased us down earlier and the other was dressed up as a pink power ranger. "You're gonna wish you never left your house today." Said the power ranger. "We're gonna have the time of our lives." said the nurse.
Batgirl walked up to me and straddled my face, forcing my nose into her asscrack. "You like that? You like my big ass in your face you bitch?" She said before letting out a PPPPPFFFFFFPPPPPP. They all start laughing as I start flailing. "Wow, that smells terrible, I can't imagine what it's like for him." said the nurse. "I know right, but this is what he gets for his prank." said the power ranger. "Here comes another one." said the woman dressed as Batgirl before releasing another PPPPFFFFFTTTTTTPPPPP. "Oh my god it smells like spoiled milk and rotten meat." said Batgirl. She lifts her ass off my face slightly. "How's it smell bitch boy." she asked. "Please, no more, I'll clean up my prank, I'll clean your whole house just please stop." I begged. "Uh uh, we're not finished with you yet." Batgirl said before slamming her ass on my face and letting out a PPPPTTTTTPPPPPPPTTTTTBBBBBBTTTTTTPPPPPP. Batgirl starting grinding her ass in my face, rubbing in the smell.
Batgirl gets off my face and her place is taken by the power ranger. "IT'S FARTING TIME!" she yelled before releasing a PPPPTTTTTTPPPPPPPTTTTTFFFFFFFF. "Oh my god, it smells like rotten eggs." she said as she waved the smell away from her nose. "Rotten eggs mixed with rotten vegetables." said the nurse. "I got another one." the power ranger said before letting out another PPPPTTTTTTPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTPPPPPPPFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTPPPPPPP. "Oh my god that was huge." said Batgirl. "Ugh, and it stinks like cow dung." said the power ranger. She turned around and scooted back. "I think I got something else for you." she said before lower her face just over mine and letting out a BBBBUUUUURRRRRRRUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP.
The power ranger got off the bed and the nurse sat on my chest. "Beg me to sit on your face." she demanded. "No." I replied. She then kicked me in the crotch. "Beg me to sit on your face." she demanded again. "P... p..." I tried to say before she kicked me in the crotch again. "BEG ME TO SIT ON YOUR FUCKING FACE." she yelled. "Please sit on my face." I said. "Say it again." she demanded. "Please sit on my face." I said again. "I would love to." she responded as she scooted back so that her ass was on my face. She grunted then let out a PPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPTTTTTTPPPPP. Batgirl and the power ranger had rank ass farts but they were nothing compared to the nurse's farts, whether it was because she wasn't wearing anything but a skirt over her thong or because her farts were worse in and of itself I'm not sure but I prayed to anyone listening that she would get off, even if it meant having Batgirl or the power ranger take her place. "Here comes another one." she said before unleashing a PPPPPPTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTPPPPPPPFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPP. After she let out her rancid fart I gave in and passed out.
"James, wake up." I heard as I felt a smack to my face. I opened my eyes and saw Zoey, Jake, Jane, Troy, and Kathrine squatting around me. "Dude what happened? We've been looking for you for 4 hours." said Jake. "I don't know, all I remember was running from that woman." I answered. "Oh honey I'm so glad you're okay." Zoey said as she hugged me, "Ooh, you smell like a barn." I stood up and Troy, Kathrine, Zack, and Jane walked in front of me while Zoey held my hand. I heard my phone vibrate and I picked up and saw that I had a text from an unknown number. The text read "That was fun, you should TP and egg my house more often. <3"
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