Ghost Aunt's Revenge
by Paul

Face it boys.. Your Aunt Meg’s gone, get over it,Then you never think she would be back to air it out on you did you..?.
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Do sit down here Aunt Meg..Billy grinned as he ushered the 58-year old lady to a large cushioned arm chair. she seats her very large bottoms smiling gratefully at her nephew Billy. ‘Thank you, lov it’s sweet and polite of you..ooopss!’ Brrrrruuuuuuuupppppppf!! A very loud long fart escapes her bottoms as a blue and pink blush forms on her slightly chubby cheeks…Billy holds his nose and chuckles,then rants.. ‘Aunt..mfffffUrr..hiummmff. Aunt Meg must you do that all the time. that was nasty..uuughh..what a pong,then billy rolls on the floor laughing holding his ribs.. ‘wow I never thought that .. ‘Bean shakes’ will act up so soon ...hahaha.. I got you on that one you thought it was good Argentinean coffee. Wow!! what a fart.’ ..

Aunt Meg stood up she was of Medium height and shorter than the 15 Year old twin, she had almond hair in a large bun behind and oval face on her slender but proactively busty chest and very slender middle,midly flared hips but really large behind,her,Aunt Meg’s arse were very round and tight..she often wore old fashioned dress and flowy skirts that reached her large ankles.,with a very rueful look on her face she lifted it..

‘Damned look at your granny pants..there are brownies stains..and a big hole..Aunt fanny(Aunt Megs other name,which she sometimes uses only in good mood and then forbids it when Billy calls her by that name, for obvious reasons)..you really do pack in a good one..for your sex and age’.Aunt Megs skirts were raised and her large creamy ass cheeks shows from her 1900 styled granny pants.. p‘ohhh..oopss dearie..oh my.. oh my..she quickly sits down as Eddie walks in, unlike his twin brother billy who had blond hair,Eddie had white hair and a more handsome cherub like face.. ‘What the fuck..i know..i always do ..you jerk Billy..you been playing practical jokes on poor dear aunt..Meg’ the older twin glares at his brother whom he straddles and starts slapping..take ..this and this..’ Ouch ..ouch.. get off knock that out..billy escapes then fights back both wrestle and grapple on the floor.., ‘why can’t you..mggh..stop playing lousy harmful tricks..on auntie. Eddie
growls as he punches.. ‘why you louse .can’t you take a joke Billy grunts as he pushes Eddie off him.

Aunt Meg looks on as the brothers, her nephews by her late husbands cousin fought each other,she was pleased, she sips the strange coffee Billie made for her NOT MINDING WHAT IT MADE HER DO…FARTS…WET SHIT.. FARTS..BUT SHE MINDS THE TWINS as she smirks secretly wishing that one will go down , beaten and she would straddle his face as her stomach’s gas flows down to her butt cheeks,then she would let rip on the smothered loosers face..she did that as a 12 year old girl through her youth in her native..yorkshire ..village..as a farmers daughter,old habits die hard…. ‘Stop this nonsense..you stop this minute.. she affected annoyance…BBBBBBBBRRRRUUUUUUPPPPRRRRRFFTTT SSS..OOOOOOPPPPPS.’..AUNT MEG SIGHS AS ANOTHER FART BURPS OUT OF HER SEATER…THEN GRUNTS AS A VERY LOUD FRRRRRRRUUUUUMMPPPPBRABBBBPPPTBRAAAPPPPPPPPPTTT…ESCAPES HER ARSE..THE MATURED WOMAN..SIGHS AND SMIRKS.. The boys stopped fighting and looks at their Aunt with quizzical stares for over 20seconds th
ey were speechless…Then both bursts out laughing rolling on the floor. Aunt Meg glowers at them… ‘You see. see that. older bro..i told you she is a nasty bitch of a farter..what I do mean it affectionately..hahahaha..ooppmmff..he fans his face. did a rat die in here..eh Aunt. Fanny.. ‘Young man you watch your words and language..!!’AUNT MEG BITES AT Billy..BRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT AS MORE FARTS GASES POOFTED WETLY FROM HER BUTTOCKS AS SHE STOOD UP TO SCOLD Billy…You respect a senior lady..you hear me..OOOOHHSS..SHE CLUTCHES HER STOMACH AND RUNS TO THE BATHROOM..BRRRRRRRAP!
BBBBBBBBBBRAAAAPPPPTT..PRRRRRRUUUMMMPPPPP..!!! HER BUM FARTS SOUNDING AND SMELL TRAILING HER AS SHE RUNS WITH A SPEED ADMIRABLE FOR A 59 YEAR OLD WOMAN.
.. ‘There.. now you see. you idiot look what you’ve done. you upset her. now she’s going to hate us making her coffee. you’re dum..I’m out of here.. ‘Don’t worry Aunt I’ll get you a ...eh gas aid, charcoal or something. he calls out..as large booming fart noises and wet crap sounds from the ‘LADIES’ AS AUNT MEG CALLS THE TOILET.

Billy wails as Eddie tries to console him patting his shoulders, it’s okay Billy, ‘you know I love her very much and really miss her’, both boys look down ruefully at the tombstone
IN LOVING MEMORY OF A DEAR SOUL
MEGAN FANNY HURST
11 January 1913-17 October 1973
‘Yeah..yeah..but she was the best..’’ Billy sniffs and sobs as he thinks secretly ‘yeah.the best Aunt to have fun with playing those tricks on ...she was a really swell one for taking all my shit… ‘those whoopee cushion, art mixes, funny name calling, glues in her tea cup, gooey brown mud on her chair or sticky tearing glue. you name it, I sure loved playing tricks on her. not that I don’t love the sweet old granny like Aunt who was swell.’

That night, a strange shadowy figure opens the door without touching it and walks in through the kitchen as the twin brothers watched television, were seated on a sofa.
‘Boy..uggff..say Billie how many times you’ve farted..it sinks..Eddie holds his nose as he pushes his brother playfully, ‘No..no.no..it wasn’t me,..uuuffff..sniff..i smell it too. it’s choking. ..Did you do it..tell me the truth Ed’..Billie accused… ‘Yiiiiiiiiiiii..ooouuuuch!!!’
‘What did you hit me for..?!’Billie doubles over holding his head.. ‘I did not..Eddie was surprised, I only asked..ooooooouuuuchh!!!..something slaps Eddie’s head to the side as he bends..Don’t hit me..Uggg..i told you I did not hit you.. ‘But..but..i didn’t..bro why should i..you okay..?!’
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A VERY LOUD FART NOISE RENTS THE AIR AS THEY SPOKE..THEN AS The boys look at each other in great surprise..then the smell hit..getting strong in their noses..as they gag..sniff and holds their mouth.. ‘Ohhhhhh..hhhhhuuummff..Gawd..what was that..?!they cry..
CCCCCCLLLLAAAAANGGGGG..SSSSSMMMASSSSSSSH..The large picture of Aunt Meg hanging above the large drapes with the curtains fall on the boys..the brown cloth covers them as they try to wriggle out..then they feel a very heavy..pressure on ther head as if someone was seated,both had fallen on the rugged floor with heads near each other..Whaaa..the..oopsfff..they were smothered under the fabric by the unseen ‘arse’..
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WHATEVER OR WHOEVER ARSE IS SEATED ON THEIR DRAPE COVERED FACES,IS LETTING RIP..DOING FARTS ON THEIR FACES..AND IT SMELT HORRIBLE,BAD AND ROTTEN AS The boys thrash and rolls under the curtain..
BBBBBBAAAAAPPPPTTT!BBBBBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPT!!BBRRRRUUPT!!!
MORE WET SERIES O F FARTS FROM THE ARSE BURPS ON THE BOYS..THE STENCH WAS HOT AND CHOKING…THEN A VERY LOUD UNEARTHLY FEMALE LAUGHTER WAS HEARD SECONDS LATER..AS THE DRAPES FLEW OFF..The boys were dizzied by the fart air just done to and around them..and when the laughter continues they got up and ran very scared to Aunt Megs room..They jump onto her large bed and huddled together holding each other ‘Whaa..was.that ..it’s freaky what nearly did us in..!!!. ‘Do..do.don’t be scared Billie..i’m here..nothing but this must be a very lousy practical joke..
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THE FART BLASTS SOUNDED SO CLOSE AND LOUD TO THEIR FACES AND
SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT..AS A SEXY MATURED FEMALE LAUGHTER WAS HEARD..The boys held their noses and coughs,frightened now they yell..as they felt a very cold pull their legs. tugging them to the foot of the bed and then push them back down..then the large bed sheet covers them up to their necks..they lay still as a very very heavy unseen weight seem to seat on their slender chests.. ‘Oooofff..mff..get off us..leave us .alone..who are you..show yourself..joker..this is not a joke..Oooof..not funny at all..who or what are you…???!!!’ Eddie yells in exasperation and boldness..

HA!HA!HA!..IT IS FUNNY..AND AM THE JOKER..A VERY FAMILIAR VOICE..CHUCKLES AS THE AIR GREW COLDER AND AUNT MEG FANNY SUDDENLY MATERIALISES SEATED ASTRIDE ON THEIR CHEST..SHE WORE OLD FASHIONED BLACK LONG SLEEVED DRESS WITH A LONG LOOSE SKIRT SHE IS LOOKING NOT AT ALL HER AGE BUT LIKE AMATURED SEXY MILF OF ONLY 50..HER BROWN HAIR IN A LARGE BUN AND SHE IS VERY PLUMP..SHE SMILES SEXILY BUT WITH DARK MISCHIEF IN HER EYES AS SHE LOOKS DOWN ON THE Boys… ‘Urr..eer.eek..eeek..Aunt Meg..!!!..but..but..you’re..uhh..dead!!!’…the boys cries at he same time..staring at the phantom aunt..very scared.

‘Now..now aren’t you boys cute..tucked into my bed ..it’s really me from the cold grave down at the backyard there..my passionate hatred and em..em.hahahaha.fetish for my fun could not keep me asleep..cursed bowel problems that knocked me out..and keeps me a walking.. restless bodily ghost..hahaha..it’s fun now it’s given me powers..cause I really hate you. nephews that play tricks on me and laugh at my flatulence..she smiles evilly..i always wanted the house to myself but your pesky uncle my late brother leaves all the property to you..do you know a witch needs privacy..to live alone..yes..yes I am a witch and I’ll do you spells..do you enjoy my ‘ ‘magic drape facesitting farts’’hahaha.
Without another word..THE GHOST AUNT MEG FANNY SCOOTS FORWARD AND PUSHES HER NEPHEWS HEAD UNDER THE BEED SHEETS.. IN A SWIFT FLOATING MOVEMENT HER LARGE SKIRTS RAISES TO HER BUSTS,EXPOSING HER WIDE BIG ROUNDED,PALE ASS CLAD IN BLACK LACY GARTER BELTS WITH NO BUTT SEAT NOR PANTIES,THE GHOST’S AUNT’S BUTTOCKS CHEEKS WERE BARE AS IN A TWINKLE OF AN EYE APPEARS SEATED ON THE BED WITH HER WAIST AND LOWER PARTS TUCKED IN THE BEDSHEETS..HER NAKED LARGE ARSE CHEEKS SMOTHERS THE BOYS HEAD UNDERNEATH HER ARSE CRACKS WHICH MAGICALLY ACCOMODATES THEM..HER UGLY PUCKERED PROLAPSED ANUS..PUSHES OUT AGAINST THEM…BBBBBBPPPPPPRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
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THE WICKED WITCH SMIRKS AS HER FARTS ESCAPES FREELY AND MERCILESSLY ON THE Boy’s faces..BBBBBBBBPPPPPRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPTTT
PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM…The boy’s legs thrash helplessly..under their FULL BODYGHOST AUNT’S HEAVY COLD ROTTEN ARSE.
HER PUTRID FOUL ROTTEN ANUS UNLEASHES..ROTTEN COLD FOUL MEAT..SMELLS..LIKE ADECAYING CORPSE..PPPPPROOOOOMMPPPTTTPP!!!
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PPPPPPPPRRRRRRREEEEEPPPPPPRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPPMMMFFFT!!THE GHOST AUNT MEG STARTS LAUGHING EVILY AS SHE PUTS THE BOYS TO SLEEP IN HER HORRIBLE DUTCH OVEN..BBBBRRRUUUUUMMMPPPPPP!!!

‘Well,well,dear boys are you awake now…THE GHOSTLY AUNT SPOKE AS THE TWO Boys light and shiny souls drifts out of their fart suffocated bodies and floats in the air…the spirits look at their evil phantom aunt’s ghostly face smiling sadistic as she points to their cold lifeless bodies lying on the bed…they look at it and wails loudly..
Why..why did you do this to us Aunty Meg I never hurt you…Billie only played harmless jokes..but we both love you…Eddie’s spirit cries.. ‘yeah..why do this to us..Billies ghost wails..it’s not fair.

THE GHOST WOMAN SIMPLY POINTS A FINGER AT Billie’s tall figured ghost and a black light strikes him engulfs his entire form..in it..he disappears and materializes as a tiny ghost boy only 7 inches tall in THE GHOST AUNT’S HAND..SHE CHUCKLES LOOKING DOWN ON THE FREAKED OUT WEE BOY GHOST AND LOWERS HIM DOWN TO HER BOTTOMS AND SHOVES HIM HEADFIRST INTO HER LARGE GAPING FARTY ANUS..AS HE IS INSERTED COMPLETELY IN,SHE REALEASES A LARGE WET FART…BBBBBBRRRAAAAPPPPPPTTTPPPTTT!!!
THEN SEVERAL MORE…PPPPPPPPPRRRUUUUUUUUMMMMFFFFGGGGRUUPPPPTTTTTTT
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SHE KEPT FARTING AND LOOKING AT THE APPALLED TWIN GHOST BROTHER, Eddie WITH A VERY SEXY,EVIL,SMIRK ON HER FACE AS HER FARTS AND GASES BURPS AFTER DEATH FARTS ON HER TINY GHOST NEPHEW BOY ARSE FART TOY…PPPPRRREEEEEEEPPRRRRUUUUUTTT!!!
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SHE FANS HER FACE.. ‘Then Eddie bolts as he turns and floats towards the large open window to escape his AUNT’S EVIL CRAZY MALICE…BUT SOMETHING ZAPS HIM AS HIS EVIL GHOST SPIRIT AUNTY HITS HIM WITH A STUN SPELL. The ghost boy rapidly shrinks to a tiny 6 inches sized spirit..and he was trapped in a glass jar!.

THE EVIL GHOST AUNT HOLDS THE JAR AND PEERS DOWN THROUGH TO LAUGH AT THE TINY GHOST Nephew CAPTURED IN THE GLASS JAR…
‘NOW BOY TOY..I ONLYLOVE You cute nephew of MINE TO DOMINATE YOU AND HAVE YOU TO BE MY TOY FART BOY..EH Tiny ghost boy,your soul is MINE..!’
SHE BRINGS THE GLASS JAR TO HER NAKED ARSE CHEEKS AND SQUATS VERY LOW..DIPPING THE SMALL JAR INTO HER ANUS..
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THE GHOST AUNT BLEW HER WICKED FART GASES ONTO POOR Eddie’s
Tiny ghost body choking him in her wicked,evil,infernal stench of her evil anus..HOURS LATER SHE TAKES THE ghost small ghost boy and PUTS him deep inside her hellish anus..and farts..eternally on the innocent brothers…