Getting out of a Ticket
by Iloveskyrim1

I had just gotten a new car and since this was my first brand new car I was so excited and decided to take it for a spin. I was driving through an empty road when I heard police sirens behind me. "Son of bitch" I said out loud. I pulled my car over and put my hands on the staring wheel. The cop car stops behind me and a female cop steps out. The cop was somewhat big but not too big. For her size she was very attractive, from what I was able to tell she was about 5'4, maybe 150 lbs, she also had blond hair and a light tan. She got close enough to my car where she was able to talk to me and I saw she was bigger than I thought, she was actually about 5'6, 175 lbs.

"There a problem officer?" "Licence and registration." "Yes ma'am." I open my glove box and pull out my registration and pull out my wallet and pull out my license and hand them to the cop. "Mr. Slade, do you know how fast you were going?" "4 or 5 miles over the speed limit?" "Sir you were going 25 miles over the speed limit." "God damn, that fast" I thought. The cop hands me back my licence and registration and hands me a ticket with it. "You have a good day Mr. Slade, and be careful on the road next time."

I look at the ticket and saw that the fine was $456.87. I instantly get out of my car. "WAIT WAIT!" The cop pulls her gun out. "Sir, get back in your car." "Hold on hold on. Is there any way I can get out of this ticket? I'm broke and I won't get my paycheck for 2 weeks." The cop puts her gun back in her holster. "How desperate are you to get out of that ticket?" "Very desperate." The cop walks up to me and pulls out handcuffs. "Hold your arms out. And give me that ticket, I don't want you to lose it." I hand her the ticket and hold my arms out. She puts the ticket in her pocket and cuffs my hands. She then drags me to her squad car and throws me in the back. She then gets in the back with me and shuts the door.

"Listen here guy, if you want out of this ticket you're going to do whatever I say. Do you understand?" "Yes I understand." "Good, give my ass a smooch" she says as she points her ass to my face. I sat still in a bit of a shock. "KISS MY ASS RIGHT NOW!" Once she yelled I quickly brought my face close to her ass and gave it a small smooch. "You call that a kiss? Kiss it like you mean it." I let out a small sigh and gave her ass the biggest kiss I had ever given. "That's much better. Give it another one." I gave her ass another huge kiss but as I did so she let out a huge PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF. I immediately try to back away but she grabs my head and pushes it in her ass. "Where do you think you're going? Sniff up my fart." I try to escape but her grip is too strong. "If you want out of this ticket then you will do what I fucking say." Deciding not to fight it anymore I inhale her fart, the smell made me gag.

She lets go of my head and I immediately back up and breath in as much fresh air as I can. She pulls down her pants exposing her naked ass. "I want you to stick your tongue inside my asshole." I hesitantly stick my tongue in her asshole then she straps my head to her ass with her belt. She started farting right in my mouth. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTFFFFF FFFFFFBBBBBFFFFF BBBRRRRRMMMMPPPPPPPP. I then feel something solid touch the tip of my tongue. I try desperately to keep it from pushing any further but it goes strait down into my mouth, she was pushing so hard it even went strait down my throat. The turd was about an inch in diameter and about 13 inches long. She then let out another turd, this one once again being an inch in diameter but it was about 3 feet long. After she shat out her second turd she then fired out liquid diarrhea shit that filled my mouth to the point of my cheeks puffing like a hamster. I swallowed all of her liquid shit and she finally loosened the belt.

She pulled her pants back up and put her back on. She opened the door and we got out. She unlocked the handcuffs and pulled the ticket out of her pocket and started ripping it up. "Now you be careful on the road from now on." As soon as she said that she got back in her squad car and drove away. I got back in my car and drove off, this time I made sure not to go too fast.

About a month later I was pulled over again. The cop got out of her squad car followed by another cop. Both of the cops were female. One was black with a similar body type as the one from a month before and the other was an Asian with a slimmer build. "Is there a problem officers?" "Sir step out of the car" said the Asian. I didn't question it and got out. "Put your arms out in front of you sir" said the black cop. I did as she said then she cuffed me. They then dragged me to the squad car and threw me in the back. The two then entered the car with me, the Asian cop on my left and the black cop on my right. They start taking off their pants and the Asian cop says "Ran past a red light and going 5 miles over the speed limit."