Gassy Roomate
by davis

You arrive home late one night after a late night chemistry class at college. You notice your roommates not home so you decide to start to set up for your party tomorrow. You make 10 burritos before you get to tired to take a nap on your roommates recliner.

When you wake up everything seems strange. You're in the middle of a brown desert, wait it’s no a desert. It’s your roommates coach!You never noticed it before at full size but it reeks of pure ass, sweat, and shit! You try to find a way to get down when you hear your roommate Jason enter. You quickly hide cause you know he has a shrinking fetish and you don’t know what he might do to you!

Jason walks in sweating and stinky after his college football game. You must admit you’ve always had a crush on him. He’s a senior in college and you're just a freshman. He likes you as a roommate because you're a push over and he’s very dominant. He’s Caucasian but tan, he has brown hair and green eyes. He’s very muscular but still has some layers of fat on him. His butt is huge and firm he’s always bumping you with it since it’s right at your chest level and joking that one cheek weighs more than you do all together which is probably true. He is extremely tall, he’s an impressive 7’1” to your measly 5’3”. He weighs 330 pounds which is massive compared to you feather weight of 93 pounds. He is extremely hairy and refuses to shave any thing but his face where he keeps a nice full scruff. And he is very gassy. And I doesn’t help that he refuses to take showers, he only takes baths and we don’t have a bath in our room so he take baths at his house when he goes home for breaks. The last time he bathed was January, its now March.

He starts to strip down to his tight tighty whiteys, too bad they are not so white anymore. You wish at least if he doesn’t wear cloths in the house he would at least wash them but no, every game he ever won and every test he ever aced were in that same pair of briefs so now he refuse to ever take them off.

He walks over to the kitchen to get some food when he notices your 10 burritos for the party. “Ian won’t mind if I eat these, well even if he does he won’t say anything” You scream from the coach hopelessly “I do mind jerk! Ha, jokes on him I made them extra spicy.” Then you notice him turning on the tv and... oh no. He’s coming over to sit on his favorite recliner. You run to the edge of the couch to hope to escape but that only places right under his asshole. Somehow even with his weight on you you're not crushed and you don’t even feel a thing. But you right in the area on his briefs that’s thinnest and dirtiest after holding in a countless number of rancid farts. It smells awful this close and this tiny. You still weren’t used to his putrid farts from far away at your normal size but this is unbearable. And the material above you was very moist after his latest football game. He starts to chow down on the burritos. He’s such a messy eater and you can hear him chewing and after only five minutes he’s done eating the extra spicy burritos which are about to be a joke on you. You blocked out just how gassy he gets after eating one burrito. Now he’s eaten 10 whole extra spicy burritos.

You start to look for a way out when you find a hole in the briefs. It is right in your face. You hear a low rumble from above but ignore it as you start to rant, “Why can’t this fucking slob learn to” your cut of as an inhuman earth shattering foul wind blasts into your open mouth and all over you. The god awful gas is trapped and you're gagging awfully when you hear a sigh of relief above you, “Ah yeah, that was a good one. Hey since Ian’s not home I better take of my lucky briefs so I can make sure I don’t get these bad boys to foul.”

He stands up and you barely process what’s happening he peels off his sweaty and shitty briefs and puts them on the arm rest. This revealing the biggest, stinkiest, sweatiest, hairiest crack and balls you’ve ever seen, sure you’ve caught a glimpse of it occasionally around the house but at this size his crack was a brown rainforest with plenty of gunk in it and his balls were sweaty, wrinkled mountains fuller and bigger than any bull on this earth.

You got up again and made one last ditch effort to escape which only placed you under his hairy and sweaty bull balls when he sat back down. You are completely enveloped by the foul, sweaty, wrinkled skin on his balls. You're tangled in the hairs as you struggle to escape. This Jason notices.

Passing it off as an itch he proceeds to scratch his balls. A huge hand comes down and rubs you over the rank sweaty skin on his balls. You become stuck to his hand as it travels a little south and down to his ungodly crack. The hair here is thicker, moister, longer, dirtier and wraps you up and separates you from the hand. You’ve given up struggling and turn to sobbing when you hear a familiar rumble above you the foul air comes smellier, stronger this time. The ass hairs barely hold you in place ass the torrent of rancid air comes hurling out of the dirty hole the is mere millimeters from your face. It continues for 5 minutes but what seemed like a life time to you.

It stops as the hole pulls in greedily. You struggle to escape and feeling an itch once again the hand comes a pushes you completely in the hole it is somehow even ranker in here and it’s warm and moist. You feel the hole tense and vibrate as Jason proceeds to continue to fart. Throwing you at whirlwind velocity back in to the thick hair which some how manage to catch you. This cycle continues for the next 30 min when Jason stands up this time with you trapped in his hairy crack. He grabs his briefs and pulls them up trapping you in a massive wedgie between his planet sized buns of steel compressing you from all sides and pushing you even closer to his putrid, slimy, sweaty hole from which systematically the foulest of gas is expelled from. Over this torture you barely hear Jason say, “Time to listen to my stomach and take a shit.”

You start to panic as your roommate starts to meander to the bathroom. You're trapped in the back of his god awful briefs wedged in between his two muscled cheeks right up against his sphincter which, just like the rest of his butt covered in the thickest slimiest, dirtiest hairs tangling you and keeping you in place. But you don’t want to be stuck here when he takes a shit. Especially after he wolfed down ten extra spicy burritos. You live with him. You hear how loud and disgusting his bowl movements are on a regular basis, you’ve had to enter a bathroom after him. He’s the reason you keep nose plugs in the bathroom drawer, but after him eating so much gassy fuel and with you at this size you don’t know if you’ll survive.

He finally reaches the bathroom and creeks open the door and walks over to the toilet. He yanks his briefs off but you still held in place by the hair on his ass. Because of his impressive height he has to basically squat, which spreads his ass very wide loosening the grip of the cheeks. The onslaught starts he lets rip the loudest and most potent fart yet which hurls you in to the water. By the time you resurface he’s let out more and more nasty farts and they are all still lingering inside the bowl because his huge ass completely seals the bowl tight letting no air in or out. Until he leans back to give room for his fat cock to go into the bowl. It’s as thick and as long as a pringle can. Then it lets loose a torrent of hot piss that soaks you and pushes you under the water. After about two minutes of emptying his massive bladder onto you it finally ceases. But unfortunately that leads to something much worse.

You see him take his cock out of the bowl and seal the bowl over again with his planet ass. His hole opens up and the thickest log starts to snake out. You try to swim away but is just too huge and it’s released from his ass with a wet sputter as it lands directly on top of you encasing you in it. After how long it takes to dig to the top the next log is let out with a juicy fart and is bigger than the last. After two more huge logs are released from his raunchy ass you think it’s finally over. But those burritos did not sit well with him.

Once you’ve reached the top a juicy fart is let out. There is silence for nine seconds until thick brown liquid starts to rain down on you. You start to run when you realize you have to get back to him. You notice his massive bull balls are the closest thing so you jump from the massive pile of shit and grab onto his hairy sack. The toilet is quickly filling with gas and almost all you can breath is this scent of rotted shit. You hang on for dear life to his hairy man sack as the rain of shit comes to an end.

He stand up abruptly and you start to fall as he begins pulling up his briefs. You land in the briefs and they catch you. But look up to see you're going right back to the center of his shit filled crack. He pulls you again into a massive wedgie in his way to tight briefs. You're squashed from all sides and again directly in front of his asshole. And he never wiped.