Gassy Misunderstanding
by PyroGR

Matt could barely contain himself with excitement. Dec made the grand mistake of inviting his best mate to his house. Sounds like a weird mistake at first, but that can be quickly explained. Dec’s sister is by far the fittest girl in their school, some would say in the county. She’s off to college in two weeks’ time, so obviously a Year 8 like Matt has absolutely zero chance of having anything happening between him and Dec’s sister. He has come to live with it, but it doesn’t stop to him latching onto any occasion to come to his mates house. Kate, doesn’t leave the house a lot these days. Pacing around the house, phone stuck to the side of her face, making sure everything is in order for her departure soon. She’s often oblivious to stuff going on around her, which gives Matt a lot of viewing time. And what a view it is. Standing at 5’11” makes her quite tall for a girl, but being captain of the volleyball team helped her chisel an amazing curvy figure. Her wavy brown hair falls down nicely to her lower back.

Anyways, Dec invited Matt over for the night. Matt already imagined Kate prancing around in a silky nightgown around the house in the evening. Or maybe she wears something simple like panties and a tank top. Matt is yet to decide what’s better. They’re approaching the house.

“Alright mate, just don’t stare again”, Dec gave a Matt a defeated look.
“What?”, Matt genuinely didn’t hear Dec. He was still too deep in his thoughts on Kate’s night wear.

“Last time you were at my place you were absolutely gawking at my sister”, Dec didn’t sound annoyed, just rather embarrassed.

“Look, no promises, she is quite fit after all”, Matt thought a sarcastic answer would ease the situation a bit.

“Ugh”, Dec just shook his head a bit as they walked up the front of the house.
Dec reached for his keys. Matt grabbed his hand.

“What?”

“Is it only your sister at home?”

“Yeah, my mum comes in like an hour, why?”

“Let’s knock. Get your sister to open”

“What? Why?”

“Well if I can’t stare at least let me have some fun”

“You are kinda sad you know” Dec laughed a bit, seeing there wasn’t much to argue. He rang doorbell.

They could hear footsteps from inside rushing down the stairs. Kate swung the door open. There she was, standing in her full glory. A white Champion t-shirt and grey, tight leggings. Matt tried to savour the moment. Before he could even muster a “hi”, Kate was already down the hallway back at her phone. Matt knew he was going to have to break a promise today.

Both lads are in Dec’s bedroom. They’re gonna play some COD, but there’s an update so they have to wait. Just then Kate appears in the doorframe in nothing but a towel. Matt is so shocked he literally has to remind himself to blink. He doesn’t want to miss any of the view.

“What you doing floating around half naked? I’ve guests over!”, Dec was going red at his cheeks.

“Calm down, just wanted to tell you not to use the shower cause I’m going in there, just need to make a phone call”, Kate answered teasingly.

“Alright, you can piss off now” Dec could see Matt was about to drool

Kate disappeared down the hall. Suddenly I thought struck Matt. She had to throw the clothes she had on into the laundry basket. This means her most recently worn panties are nearby. He ought to act fast.

“Alright mate, let the updates download, I’ll go have a piss”

“Yeah go for it, take your time too, this is gonna take years”, Dec was unaware of Matt’s mischievous plan.

Matt figured the laundry basket was going to be in the bathroom. He remembered where it was from previous visits. Next to Kate’s room. He walks in. Bingo! By the left wall. He quickly glanced inside. He shouldn’t have to do any fishing since they should be at the top. And there they were. A sky blue pair of panties. He picked them up. He was about to sniff them when he heard the door open behind him. He forgot to lock the door.

Matt froze. He couldn’t even drop the panties. He was sure the person that walked in saw exactly everything. It’s either Dec, so there goes their friendship and Matt’s reputation at school. Or it’s Kate, and the same thing will happen as in the first scenario except in this one he’ll probably get a slap to go with it. He took a deep breath and turned around.
Or there was a third option, Dec’s mum came home early. Still in her office attire, standing there, wordless, just assessing the situation. She only raised her eyebrow. She was very intimidating, standing at 6’3”, hands on her hips made her look even wider than she is already.

“Mrs. Crown I can explain”, Matt didn’t know how to explain any of this.

“You dug through our laundry for my daughters skid marked panties?”

Skid marked? Matt didn’t even noticed they were skid marked. He looked down and indeed saw a long brown streak going down backside of the panties. He dropped them in disgust.

“No no no no no, I didn’t know”, know Matt was more worried about what Dec’s mum thought he was into.

“No need to explain yourself darling. You’re a growing boy. You’re just developing your fetishes”, Mrs. Crown was surprisingly calm, but she would not listen to any of Matt’s words.

“Mrs. Crown really it’s not like that”, Matt no longer cares if the truth comes out, he just wants to get out of the horror.

“It’s alright. I’m probably the best person to find out about this. I was always into this kind of stuff. I tried convincing all my past lovers to try this out. None liked it. So how about we help each other out?” Mrs. Crown gave Matt a sweet smile. She leaned forward and reached under her skirt and started taking off her panties.

Matt could barely gather his thoughts. He was certain he didn’t have any of these fantasies. He had to quickly explain himself and get out. As he was about to speak, Mrs. Crown grabbed him by the jaw and forced it open, shoving her panties into his mouth. She made sure they were inside out. She also made sure the shit stains landing right on his tongue. Matt was bombarded with and awful, soar taste. Mrs. Crown held the panties in place.

“Matt I know you’re too nice of a boy to ask me to do this so I’ll just take over. This must be a great treat for you. I’ve had these on since 8 in the morning, and I had a burrito for lunch. I’ve been letting out wet farts all day today. Speaking of…"

Mrs. Crown spun around and lifted her skirt to unveil her enormous yet firm ass. She grabbed her left cheek and spread it out. Her right hand wander to the back of Matt’s head and shoved it deep into her crack. His mouth was sealed shut from the pressure. His nose was pressed neatly against her brown asshole.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppffffffffffffttttttttttt

A 10 second long fart erupted right into Matt’s nostrils.

“Awh this is as amazing as I imagined it” Mrs. Crown was really enjoying herself.

PPPPPPPPPPPFfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Another fart erupted. This one tasted like egg.

Mrs. Crown pulled Matt’s head out with a loud FLOP. She pulled her panties out of his mouth and dragged him over to the wall.

“Sit against the wall, my hand is getting tired” Mrs. Crown point at the floor by the wall. Her voice was becoming more assertive.

Matt was still to scared to say anything and sat in place. Mrs. Crown pushed his chin down, opening his mouth. She sat her shit stained asshole onto Matt’s mouth.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooppppp

Her first fart echoed in his mouth. He’s almost certain he can say precisely what burrito she had.

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

PPPppffffffffftttttttttt

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpfffffffffffftttttttttttttttsssssssssssssssssssss

Ffffllllluurrrrrpp

That last fart made Mrs. Crown jump.

“It would seem you might have gotten a little more than you bargained for”, Mrs. Crown let out an evil cackle. The inside of Matt’s mouth was sprayed with shit. Tears were forming in his eyes as he tried to swallow the vile substance. Mrs. Crown started grinding up and down, forcing her dirty asshole to use Matt’s tongue as toilet paper.

“Well actually I do kind of have to go right”, Mrs. Crown stood up and grabbed Matt by his hair. She tossed him towards the toilet.

“I want your head in the bowl, with your mouth open facing upwards”, Mrs. Crown demanded.

Matt was too afraid to face consequences so he did as he was told.

Mrs. Crown walked over and looked at Matt from up above. It put a smile on her face to have him so submissive. She turned around and sat her full weight onto Matt’s face. She shimmied from side to side to make sure Matt was deep in there.

Ppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffftttttttttttttt

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt

A few starting farts

FFFFFfffffffffffffffflllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp

The first wave of liquid shit filled Matt’s mouth instantly. However it slid down his
throat easily.

“Lick it clean every time” Mrs. Crown said from above.

*lick*lick*lick*

Fllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttssssssssss

*lick*lick*lick*

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFffffffffffffffblllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrpppppp

*lick*lick*lick*

Matt was now covered in shit and sweat. The air in the toilet bowl has become stale and musty. He has only been breathing farts and eating shit. It couldn’t get any worse.

Then he heard the door open. Kate walked in…