Gas from the Past
by No Name

Life was good for Raymon (or so he thought). He has a new girlfriend. Dumped a pain in the ass one. "Nothing can go wrong", he said looking out the window. The phone rang. He picked it up. "Hello, Raymon." An icy tone female voice on the phone called. "Yeah who is this?"he asked perplexed. "I'm just a forgotten name, huh."she said. "Your voice is distorted. You on speaker phone?"he asked a little annoyed. "I'm Julie. Remember me ?"as a fart erupted on the receiver. "Yeah Julie, I remember you now." Raymon says as he remembered the weeks of torture, putting up with her farts in order to get laid but found out that she wasn't giving it up then left her. Raymon quickly hung the phone up.

A couple of minutes later a knock was at the door. "Julie what the HELL are you doing here?" She waste no time as she charges in and unleashing a fury of rib shots to Raymon.

Then followed by a brutal stomp to his stomach and a couple of slaps to his face.


When She thought Raymon was finished with that she follows with her new technique. "You left me for farts. So that's how I'll leave you."she said as she lowered her farthole on her ex-boyfriend/new fartoy's mouth.

"That's it take it all. Bottoms up."she said with a sadistic laugh and an even more sadistic fart.
Raymon was in total disgust as she laid waste to his mouth. She grabs his head and puts the squeeze on him.
"uh oh."she says in mock tone.
"I feel it building. Try to run! Go. Go ahead, run."she says as she laughs knowing he can't move. As she laughs she loosens her grip. Raymon uses this to his advantages and narrowly escapes his fate. But groggy from her farts and barely moves away has she traps him again. "Not so fast Motherfucker."she says as she toys with him.
His crushed face is turned crimson. "To think I was about to go easy on you."she says as she removes her panties."Bare-ass farting. Now THAT's ripe."she says to Raymon's scared eyes. Shoved his face deeper and deeper. Sunlight between his face and her ass is a memory. It looks like Siamese twins.

"I wasn't playing when I said this was building up."she warns him. "Oh man I feel for you on this one "she says as it flows out. She gets off his face for a second to open her hole for easy access. "I take that back this is the ONE
!"she exclaims. She continues her barrage on Raymon's nostrils.
"And this is for leaving the toilet seat up!" fart
"His new girlfriend comes in the door to find the unusual sight. "Raymon what the hell is going on?" A muffled"Honey is that you?"comes from Julie's ass. "I can explain Ms..?"Julie says desperately. "Rachel."she says. "I came over to deliver this Pizza and Raymon forced me to sit on his face and live out this fetish of his against my will."she says almost sobbing in tears. "Is that so. You like farts in your face huh Raymon?" No. No she's lying."Raymon's muffled cry comes out. "Move."his new girlfriend mounts on his and takes over for Julie. "I knew you where up to something when you told me to shop for food," Rachel said furiously.

She explains the next instructions to Raymon about his punishment "Man that was worse than Julie's!"Raymon blurts out. "You admit it you pig. Julie want to exact the last blow."Rachel asks. "Sure." she says while rubbing her hands together. "Grab his hair and shove him in as far as you can."Rachel demands. "No problem."she says. Rachel braces her self by holding onto the couch in order to get full power for this one.

"Unnnnngggghhhh!"she strained and groaned until her task was complete. Boom It sounded like thunder in Raymon's face. It was a task for Julie to keep Raymon's body from flying away. Both girls collapsed exhausted. Raymon was out cold. "Wanna go to Taco Bell?"Julie asked. They both left Raymon out cold.

The End