Fat Girls Need Toilets Two Things have been heating up between me and a girl I'm dating lately, so I was getting nervous that I might not have much time to enjoy the scat of different women. I wrote previously about this and how I asked a fat girl out on a date. My plan was to get her to shit on me after the first or second date. She really does have a beautiful face and I've not seen someone just that large in a while. She's not the fattest person ever, but I knew I'd be able to convince her we should date very easily, if she didn't have a boyfriend. We exchanged numbers and texted on and off for the past week or so and landed on going to a Mexican restaurant not too far from my place. This story is real, although the dialogue might be slightly off in parts. Things went OK at dinner and I think it was clear to both of us that it wouldn't work out into a long term relationship, but she kept hinting at going back with me. My guess at that point was that she hadn't gotten laid in a long time. We did the normal wine after dinner and I offered to split a piece of cake and she said we should get two desserts and split both of them. She ate most of the cake and most of the pie. It was no wonder why this beauty queen was hidden inside the chubby girl... Finally the night was coming to a close, and I offered her to come back for coffee. Now, this was three fold. One, I wanted coffee because I was tired. Two, coffee didn't mean coffee. Three, coffee makes people have to take a... Well, you know. We had our coffee and I think she was surprised there would even be coffee drank. She sipped hers gently, blowing off the steam, all while looking at me with lust in her eyes. Eventually we were done with the stupid small talk and I kind of laid it all on the line. "Maria, I'm not sure we're a good fit, but I really do think you're beautiful and I've wanted to be physical with you all night. I want to have sex, but... Are you ok with a one night stand?" She seemed relieved, "Oh! I'm not alone, then! Whew! I just... I just don't really feel like we were connecting. But, for the sex, I'm actually a bit of kinkster." At this point, I'm thinking whips and chains, and she can read my, "What do you mean by 'kinkster'" face. Maria said, "Well, I like getting my ass licked. My asshole, actually." "Are you serious," I was probably too excited, "I love licking a gorgeous woman's asshole!" She laughed, "Well, anytime you need an asshole to lick, you just let me know. Hahaha!" She stood up and started walking to the bedroom, but I stopped her, "Maria... I'd actually like to tell you something else. I want you to... I want you to fart on my face. While I'm licking your asshole, I want you to just let your farts go. I'll lick them up." Her face didn't change and that chubby smile just got bigger. She nodded and didn't say a word. If she was bashful about farting in my face, she didn't show it when I pulled her ass cheeks apart, showing off Her asshole which was completely hairless. How she shaved her asshole around those monstrous ass cheeks, I'll never know. Her ass cheeks were spread and I started moving my face towards her anus and she blasted a fart that smelled so rotten, I knew she was going to have to shit. She cooed when I stuck my tongue on her asshole. There was a push back onto my face and she seemed to enjoy pushing her butt further back while I moved my tongue further up her colon. She farted another really loud bomb that shifted something in her intestines and I felt her shit with my tongue. Normally when this happens the girl whose ass I'm worshipping wants to stop so she can either shit in a toilet or my mouth, but Maria just kept enjoying the ride. She farted again, and then moved me onto my back, so now she was sitting atop my mouth like a throne or... Like a toilet. She wrapped the blankets around her waist and she started to do something she later confessed she'd never done. She started to move her bowels right into my mouth. It was 100% us just being caught up in the moment, but it was exactly what I wanted. I didn't know it would be so easy having her shit in my mouth, but the truth is there was no manipulation or mentioning of it, really. I think she was just testing to see what she could get away with, and wanted to see if I would serve her as a toilet. I did. I served as her toilet. It wasn't a lot of poop, but the stench was vile. She told me while she was shitting that she couldn't smell anything, and when she asked me how it smelled and I didn't respond, she laughed. "You can't tell me how it smells because my shit's in your mouth! Hahaha! That's so amazing. I'm going to tell everyone I know about this. Oh god, I hope you swallowed, because I have another turd. The craziest thing is that I tried taking this shit at the Mexican restaurant. I just farted into the toilet a bunch there. Damnit! You could've eaten those farts too! I'd seriously have gassed you out with those. So fucking foul there. These are bad too, I smelled the first couple. I can't imagine how bad my shit smells. Small turds, though. So you don't have to chew and swallow a whole lot. Man. This is insane. I can't believe that I just did that. Didn't even ask if it was ok. Just sat on your mouth and took a shit." She was right to think how crazy it was. After a third turd, she just sat there in awe of what she'd done. She turned me into her toilet without asking. She just sort of did it. I finished eating and eventually I licked at her asshole. She put a condom on my dick and rode me until I came, then she put another one on because I was still rock hard so she could come, and then we both came a second time. After sex, she took a shower at my place and said her asshole felt great. I brushed my teeth and threw the toothbrush away. I looked at my apartment and realized I've eaten shit in every single room except the kitchen until last night... But that's another story. |
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