Fat Girls Need Toilets Too
by Slave Fart

Part I: The Truth

Something you should know about me: I'm what you'd consider "universally" handsome for the most part. Women tend to think I'm something special.

Well I'm here to tell you I'm not.

I think I'm here to serve as a toilet to beautiful women. I think that's what I wish I did for a living instead of what I'm doing now.

But because I have to work and can't just consume feces, I try to find women that will use me as their personal toilet and feel a complete sting of humiliation as they relieve their bowels on my face.

I'm currently dating an absolutely gorgeous woman that's actually served as a model before, but was considered "too fat in the butt and hips" to do any kind of major fashion modeling. She's from a very affluent family and has never worried about cash or possessions.

She's with me now because I'm rather well off and handsome, and apparently her father is a huge fan of mine. So we're dating and it's just begun, so I'm still open to new and other women... To a point.

See... I'm looking to have someone new shit on me before things even have a chance to get serious with the new girl. She's willing to fart on me, so that means things are going the right way, but I wanted a new person to really just humiliate me in case it's the last time I can get shit on by someone other than the new girl.

So that's where I'm at, and that's why I did the following.

I jumped on a train to take it a few stops because getting a cab downtown in a major city on Black Friday is hell. Nothing but sitting in Gridlock. Trains are also really quiet on days like today, so the only other face I saw on the train was a really pretty face that was set on a rather fat girl. She wasn't the fattest person ever, but she's the kind of girl that would make a "sit on you joke" to make you stop messing with her. Her face was actually really pretty and she wore eyeliner like an Egyptian.

She looked lonely, sad, and quite honestly she looked like the kind of person I could convince to take a huge shit on my face.

Fat girls have always been easy to ask the question to. "Would you like to take a shit on my face" or "I want you to take a shit on my face" seems to be like asking them if they want an extra piece of cake. The answer is always yes.

But you never start with that! Always ease into it... So I did.

I started with, "Hi there. Mind if I sit next to you?"

"No. Please. It would be nice to have someone to talk to."

"What's your name?"

"Maria. I'm just coming back from a little shopping downtown."

"Oh wow! Was it crazy?!"

"Not as much as it usually is. I don't go into the mess. I just like the downtown like this. It's really beautiful to see the city all strung up with lights."

"As beautiful as you?"

She laughed, and put her head down while blushing, "Thank you. That's very kind. My stop is next."

"Well, I would like to ask for your number, but do you have a boyfriend?"

Her smile got wider and wider and she said, "No. I don't. Here..."

She pulled out a piece of paper and gave it back with "Maria" and the number on it.

She got off the train and I watched her very ample ass in the too tight yoga pants she had on.

I put the number in my phone and texted it, telling her I didn't think it was nice to wait on someone.

I'm going to ask her out to dinner next week, and then tell her I want her to shit on my face as I'm eating her butthole. It will end either with her being disgusted, or I'll get to eat a nice, steaming dump from her ass.

I won't let it go longer than two dates because I really only want her to take a monster shit right on my face. If she's not into it... She's not into it.

Now for the fiction and best outcome of the scenario.

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Part II: The Hope

After we ate dinner, Maria uncomfortably shifted in her chair. She had eaten a fair amount of food and even ordered a dessert milkshake.

She eventually decided to lean backwards and her belly stuck out a little in Her red dress.

"Eat too much," i asked Her.

"I always seem to. I actually ate a big lunch too at My Mother's. She had enchiladas and burritos. Too many refried beans earlier."

my cock got hard, for you see, i didn't simply invite Maria out to dinner to woo Her, no. i was trying to get Her pumped so full of food that She'd have to take a shit later at my apartment. And instead of offering Her a normal toilet, i'd hopefully be allowing Her to use my mouth and my face as Her own personal toilet basin.

"You ate all that?! That sounds like You might be too full for some... Festivities," i trailed off and rubbed my foot against Her leg. She leaned forward now, looking at me with Her perfectly mascaraed eyes.

"Oh, no. I'm definitely not that full. I'm used to eating this much."

The waiter stopped at the table, "Would either of you care for some coffee?"

i smiled slyly and said, "No. i think the check is fine. i have some coffee at my place."

She smiled too and we were soon on our way back to my place...

She walked ahead of me up the stairs and Her huge butt was pressing against the back of the dress. i was intentionally keeping my face near the bulbous cheeks and was watching how they moved. There was a little "pop" and a rush of warm air hit my face! She had just farted!!!

"I'm... Oh My god, I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed!"

i laughed and patted Her on the hip and said, "Don't be. Please. i promise there's nothing to worry about," but i continued only in my own head, "because i want You to do much more than just a little fart."

We got into the apartment and i put the coffee on. We sat down with our coffee at the edge of my leather sofa and started talking about what we wanted in life.

She was talking about working in a sewing shop and how She wanted kids and basically just spoke about a life i wasn't interested in having. i didn't want to lead Her on any more, so i offered something we both might like.

"Maria, i have to be honest with You... But those are all things i'm not sure i want... Kids? A house in the burbs?"

She put Her head down and set Her coffee on the table, "Oh... I see."

Her stomach made a very loud gurgle and put both of Her hands on Her belly, and i took Her hand, "But Maria... i want to be with You tonight."

She smiled and nodded slightly. i led Her to the bedroom and told Her to lay down.

There was lube and condoms laid out next to the bed, but i knew we wouldn't be using them. We'd be doing something much more personal than sex.

i lapped at Her pussy for about 15 minutes before She shuddered, cumming hard.

"Wow! I've never been eaten out like that before! That was so good! Oh my god!"

i didn't speak, but rather moved Her hips and laid where She was. i moved Her to a kneel and guided Her ass above my face.

"I have never had My asshole licked. Are you sure you want to do this? I just farted in your face... I hope I can keep them in..."

"i want it. i want Your farts."

She obliged and stood up, putting either cankle on the side of my head. She squatted down, Her very big butt cheeks touching my cheeks, then She reached behind Herself and pulled Her giant ass cheeks apart. When She slowly lowered Herself onto my face, She farted onto my tongue and the burst reminded me how smelly Her farts would be with all the Mexican She had at lunch... That's what would be coming out...

"I would say sorry, but you told Me to fart! Whew! I just got a whiff! That stinks! How are you gonna survive when I do it again... Like now!"

This fart was more of a "BARUMF"!!!

After She let the bassoon sounding fart go, She lowered Herself onto my tongue, impaling Herself onto my tongue. If She was shy before, the trepidation was certain gone now!

"Oh my god! Having a tongue up My ass is so good! Oooo!!! We might not date since we want different things, but we should hook up if you're gonna eat My ass like this!!!"

i kept quiet and continued worshipping Her ass. i felt my cock get pulled out and She began stroking me. Right before i was going to cum, i screamed, "Shit in my mouth!"

She stopped stroking and paused.

"I've just never thought about it. The use of a human being as a toilet. I mean... It sounds kinda hot. You're already in the right position for it. I mean... If I want to take a shit in your mouth right now, you might be able to push Me off, but you're not gonna be able to change the fact that I already took a shit in your mouth. My god... This is really hot! Alright! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna shit in your mouth! If you're not gonna see Me after tonight, if this is a one night stand, it's gonna be a one night stand of you being My shit eating toilet! And if it's not a one night stand, it's the first of many times you eat My shit!!! Open up, boy!"

i was already wide open and licking at Her anus when i felt Her asshole open and She began pushing out a thick log that became thinner and thinner before Her anus cut the turd.

Her entire turd was in my mouth and She raised Herself up to see it. Her pretty face was brighter than it had been all night. She was beaming at how Her shit was sitting in my mouth. She pointed Her rotund butt right back in my face and fired off a very loud fart that sputtered some of Her shit up my nostrils.

"What's it feel like? My turd? What's it feel like to have your mouth full of my shit? I guess I can say, 'you're full of shit' right now, huh?!"

She smiled and i swallowed. She sat back down over my mouth...

"The coffee really made me have to go. Oh man... Hunngggggghhh OH SHIT!"

She had to stand up because the turd She let go filled my mouth immediately, packing my mouth entirely full!!! She kept shitting and Her turd was a mix of sludge between long, thick turds. my face was entirely covered and the stench was so intense that i couldn't help put try swallowing even faster. She kept shitting as i was unable to keep up and She simply stood over me, shitting out what seemed like 4 days worth of shit.

"Seriously, that's fucking nasty!!! LOOK AT YOU! you're covered in My shit! your entire face!!! Hahaha! It's gone! Oh my god... I'm just gonna leave you in here with My shit. When you're finished eating it, go wash your face and then come lick my asshole clean. I'm gonna go sit on your leather sofa. you'll have to lick that clean too, because My ass is soiled, and I'm just gonna sit right on it."

i heard Her leave and turn on my tv. True to Her word, i was stuck in the bedroom with Her very foul shit that sat atop my face. i scooped and chewed and swallowed, but i finally got through it all.

i walked to my master bathroom and She was behind me when i finished washing my face.

Her fat butt was spread wide and i dropped to my knees to gently lick the walls of Her ass cheeks, cleaning every fleck of Her now swallowed dump.

She farted and commanded that i sniff. i obeyed.

"Well, boy. I bet you're proud of yourself... But... Open your mouth real quick."

i did and sucked on Her asshole again. She farted and pushed out another small turd.

"Move the poop to one side of your mouth, then lick My asshole clean real quick."

There wasn't much left, but i did as She commanded.

"Ok... Now... Keep My turd in your mouth while you sleep tonight. Then, if you still feel like being used as a toilet in the future, go ahead and give me a call. I'll save your name as 'my toilet' in my phone. Enjoy My shit."

She left and i immediately changed Her name to "Owner" in my phone, and can't wait til tomorrow morning...