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Fart Souls WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, SCAT, SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS, AND ANAL VORE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Look people, I’ve been posting on this page for god knows how long. I wouldn’t have made this such a big deal if it wasn’t true! Ok, yes, I recieved an off-site key for this game and yes I know that it won’t be the original product. I’m telling you though, this isn’t some fucking creepy pasta, THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING TO MY GAME. I’ll start from the beginning. Back in December a friend of mine really got into Dark Souls. He said he’d get me into it and sent me a key he got from site. I opened the folder to find a game file called “Fart Souls”, haha. I didn’t think anything of it, I just started the game. I’ve never played a Souls game before, but I know there are certain things to expect. Like for instance, a FUCKING CHARACTER CREATOR, which, WAS MISSING. So someone modded this bullshit. Whatever. Fine. The game started me off into a nearly blank world however. And I mean blank! No props, textures, anything to render was gone. All I could see was a low-detail castle out in the distance. I moved my character forward,(across a blank white surface...so yeah, no floors, sound normal?). Now this, is where things got fucking creepy here people. Inside the castle, was this NPC. It was a really hot chick...and naked. Finally, some good coming out of the modeling community, right? She had pale white skin and a very, very busty build. Whoever modeled her must have found a nice pornstar for reference. “Warrior,” she started saying. “Is thine armements ready for battle?” Pop up Text: “Yes or No.” What am I, a pussy? Yes, let’s go! “Very well. Prepare yourself.” Then, total fucking weirdness my friends. Hot bitch grows from my character’s height, all the way to the size of the castle. Whoah! She stood above me in the courtyard, stretching her arms to the sky. I had to take off the auto-aim just so I could get a good look of her tits when she stretched. Hey, perverted me aside, someone had really done a good job on her...like too good. Looking down, I saw a mesh of pubic hair running along her taint. Whoah...and they say games only cater to the beautiful side of women. Speaking of, I had barely roused myself for combat when Mrs. Boss Battle turned around. I got a good look at her perfect white globes. She gave them a good pat and a wiggle for me...and you know how most models in games just don’t quite look real enough to make the illusion real? Well, not in this case. I’d say this is the first time in a while a game had turned me on...until: BBRRRRRRLLLBBBPPPPPPTTTT! Holy shit, that was not me! My screen was filled with a bright yellow haze. My character coughed and grunted while a light brown text read that I had been poisoned. Speaking of poise, my guy couldn’t move straight for shit, probably gagging on the toxic gas she had spewed. I couldn't dodge, or run, or roll. I could only look up in horror when she decided to slam her ass down on top of my player. Oh god, those cheeks were powerful! Instantaneously, my health bar shot to zero. My character ragdolled underneath her ass as she fumbled her cheeks around my body. I saw my knights body twist and contort in her asscrack as she laughed. FFFLLRRRPPBBBOOTTT! I went from aroused to anger as her fart nailed my situation home. YOU DIED, also popped up on the screen. No shit, game. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look folks, I knew this wasn’t the real Dark Souls, OK? I’ve heard of stuff in Dante’s Inferno where Demon ladies spray shit at you, but this...this was in no way approved by the ESRB. Some fetish modder obviously was having his way with himself here. I don’t know why I didn’t just call my fucking friend and shit-talk him for this. Something made me pick up my controller again, and walk back towards the castle. I had spawned next to a campfire, all alone in the white space. No options there, even, except for Sacrifice Soul’s of Goddess Jenaveve. I walked back to the castle and saw a health bar pop up at the bottom. It read, “Fart Dom Jenaveve”. Ok, so she had a health bar and a place at the bonfire...meaning, she could be killed. Challenge accepted. I walked into the castle entrance, but saw no Goddess in sight. Hmm, did she need to trigger her transformation again? Without warning, my controller shook and I saw a pair of cheeks pounce on me. “Try again, my love.” PPLLLLLBBBBPPPTTTTTT! Oh god, I could feel her cheeks vibrate through the controller with that toot. I was tense enough without the fucking jumpscare. Ah well, let’s try again. I tiptoed through, making sure she wasn’t on the castle walls, ready to pounce. Peering around the corner, I saw her laid against the castle walls. She was smiling. I watched her legs slowly open up, giving me a good look at her putrid butthole. PPPRRRRLLLSSOOOPPPTT! I ran behind the cover of the walls before her stink cloud could reach me. Jesus christ, that asshole was terrifying! The hair spiraled around a fleshy pink center, filled with specks of shit! I didn’t need to take a second look before realizing that someone had spent a REAL long time modeling that! When the cloud dissipated, I ran onto the courtyard once more. BBBRRRRRAAABBPPTTT! FFFLLBBBOOORRTT! PPLLBBBBBBTTTTT! “Fuck, fuck, fuck!” I yelled. The fart clouds kept coming; there was nowhere to hide in this fucking courtyard! I met a wall, to which, the fart clouds met me. I swore again as my guy got poisoned and my health started draining. Jenaveve began to stand up, laughing as my character stumbled and my health dropped. “Well, no use fighting her like this!” I had my guy stumble back to the bonfire before trying again. It was bullshit, utter bullshit. This AI pathing was crazy. Now her ass blocked the gate, impeding my progress all together. FFWWRRAAMMPBBOTOT! Her asshole was spread in the gap and I watched from a safe distance as she funneled her stink through the corridor. “Come, brave night, please your Goddess!” I heard her shout. Fuck that, I probably wouldn’t even get a stab at her before her farts poisoned me to death. I tried saving at a bonfire and tried again. Finally, this bitch was working with me. She stomped around the courtyard and I could feel my heart race as I ducked underneath her legs. “Take THIS BITCH!” I slashed at her legs and let out an incomprehensible gasp of words. I wasn’t even knocking her. Like, at all! I frustration distracted me and I saw her hand grab my character. “NO!” There was no quick time event to save me here. Jenaveve held me in her hand, placing me right behind her ass cheeks. BBRRRLLBBMPPTTT! FFFLLLBBPPPTTOOTT! PPLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP! I had to look away as my character was brutalized on the screen. The framerate dropped tremendously with all the particle effects of her shit smell filling the scream. I saw a low-texture model of myself flailing and screaming. “That’s it, my knight. Take the blessing from your Goddess.” FFRRROOMBBBBBLPPOOTPTTT! A harsh, baritone fart sealed my fate. Jenaveve slammed my character against a wall with her ass. The failstate text popped up and I rubbed my sweaty hands across my hair. My mind was buzzing as Jenaveve gassed me until my save loaded. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I spent some time away from Fart Souls, doing school and other shit. But...it just kept drawing me back. It was unfair. Who the fuck makes a game like this?! I went online trying to find any FAQ’s but I found nothing. It was like some douchebag made this game to torment me. I decided I wasn’t going to let him get the best of me. I spent hours going into Jeaneveve’s castle, trying the same tactics and dying over and over again. Every time, she seemed to surprise me with something new. “Quick, little one, roll away! Roll away from the harm of my booty!” I was rolling Jenaveve, you stupid bitch! She had trapped me inside the castle with almost no health. This bitch took up the entire screen and there was no room to maneuver. I was trapped like a rat. Finally, her hands scooped me up once more. I sighed, waiting for her to hold me against her asscheeks. But this time was different. “Diligence and perseverance make the warrior. I must teach you to humble yourself.” Then, Jenaveve threw me to the ground. I watched in awe as her cheeks descended right above my character. “Don’t move, my child. This lesson could do you much benefit.” I watched in absolute shock as her asshole expanded to let loose a fat shit. Like, it was HUGE. Slowly it slunk onto my character, who screamed all the way as it crushed him to a pulp. I was dead, no health, no whatsoever...but no pop up screen had told me I was dead. Instead, she continued her dump, grunting and sighing all the way. FFRRRPPSSHHTTT! Her asshole gave my guy a final send off...then, she smacked her ass and the camera focused on her face. “Control is valuable, but submittance can provide wisdom. Learn to submit yourself to me child.” Then, the text appeared: YOU HAVE DIED. What. The. Fuck. I know the weirdness gauge was off the charts right now...but I kept playing. I went in..died...maybe got shit on or sat on. And every time I got some stupid lesson. “You move too slowly when I fart...roll to the side. Are you sure you can get in enough slashes before my booty crushes you? Oh don’t attack there, there’s no point in that.” One playthrough had her crushing me beneath her breasts. I had no control input and tried to restart the game. The menu canceled itself out. “Now, now, patience, my child. These are how lessons are learned-you must learn from them!” I was taken out of her supple breasts and plopped between the cavern of her asscrack. I finally had a chance to move!...until her buttcheeks clenched shut. FFFLLLPPPPOOOOTTTTT! “There, your lesson is learned,” she said, turning over to fart me onto the floor. YOU DIED. This went on for hours...then days...then weeks. I really should have stopped...but...couldn’t. I spent more time watching her toy with me then actually playing the game. “No, you have lost yourself. Try again. But first.” My character was flattened under her asscheeks, but it turns out her attack was more precise than I thought. My character was impaled in her anus, his legs flailing as his screams were muffled inside. FFWWWMMBBPOOTTT! His screaming turned to muffled coughs. “Here, I will place you in a place of solitude. Come back when you feel adequately reflected on your actions.” Her finger guided my soldier into the rest of her butthole. Then, she lay at her side and I got a glimpse of her shitstained asscrack filling the screen. PPRRRUUUUTTTTTT! My controller vibrated, but I had no input...my character made no noise. Nothing. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck, it was 10:00. I turned off my monitor, but left the game running...just in case something happened. I still had her asshole engrained in my mind as I fell to sleep. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The heat was unbearable and I couldn’t breath. My bones ached and my lungs were screaming for fresh air as I nudged my head to the side. All along my body I felt a tight wall of sticky flesh hug me. It contracted, squeezing me tighter and I felt a pressure build beneath my feet. BBBRRRRRAAALLPPPTT! An all too familiar sound blasted into my earlobes. I knew those farts all too well. I was trapped in Genevieve's ass. It was one of those lucid dreams..or so I thought. I knew I was fully conscious during the experience. You can’t dream up this sort of pain. FFRRRRRLLBBPPTTTT! I screamed as the fatty meat and spice smell wrapped itself around my head like a noose. A moan and a groan was produced and suddenly, I was being pushed along the pipes. I gasped as fresh air mixed in with her stink. I was not fully free. Jeaneveve was currently shaking her mighty ass, trying to shake loose her human turd. I puked from all the excitement. Below me I could make out the bonfire I had been so use to resting next to. Maybe if I could touch it, I could reset her spawn…. PPPRRRLOOBBBBOOTTTT! Her fart threw me to the ground with the force of a car crash. I felt even worse than I had before. Jeaneveve laughed above me. “Pain is something you have become well versed with child. Embrace it.” With that, she began to sit on me. The pain was unbearable and I could feel my ribs break as her soft buttcheeks gently lowered onto my torso. “Hush now child! Your efforts are going to be spent on the worthy.” FFRRROOOOOOTTTTT! The airy toot kept me coughing, if not quiet. Jeaneveve shifted, so that my head was just poking out of the brush under her vagina. I saw a HUD screen appear above in front of the bonfire...but it was too big for me. “Let’s see...Sacrifice Souls of Goddess Jeaneveve. Ah, here we are.” She rose and a portal opened up behind her. I yelped as she picked me up and held me to her face. “Thank you for your service, little one. Through each of your deaths, I have grown stronger, able to manifest myself fully in this universe. Can you not see my power?” She ran my body across her asscrack and giggled as I gagged at the rotten meat stench. “Oh, I have had fun educating you. But our time has come to an end.” BBRRRRLLLRRRPPTT! With a final, sad sounding fart, she tossed me into the portal. I landed in a heap of...bodies. They all moaned upon my entry. I heard pleas and cries for helps...they were eclipses by screams and gasps of terror as the Goddess booty covered the portal. “I wish you luck in the undead realm mortal. Gods know you will need it.” PPPRRRRHHSSSATTTTT! A river of shit spewed from her anus and I screamed as the rancid smell coated us all. There was a tornado of panic as we all tried shielding ourselves from the horrific sharting above us. PPPRRRLLLSSTTTT! FFFFFLLLSSAAAPTTT! BBBRRRRLLBBOOTTPTST! Each liquified fart gave way to more and more feces and I finally grasped the horrors my character had endured. It smelled of nothing I had ever experienced and every second I was conscious I wanted for there to be an end. BBBPPLLLAAPTTTT! With a final shart, she rose, waving goodbye to us. The portal closed and we all moaned as the poop marinated across our bodies. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you’re still reading this, PLEASE UNDERSTAND. I know this sounds crazy but….do something! I’ve been trapped in here for years now and I’ve only just now been able to send messages through the code! If you know someone who's playing the game, tell them to stop! She keep sending more of us down here and her farts are only getting worse to endure! Send help, send anyone, but please, DO NOT PLAY FART SOULS! |
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