Fart Magnet
by Fart Fiction

Chapter 1 Part 1

A light shined in the sky one night, yet Magnet was the only guy to see it, many girls also so it. The light shined a green color before fading away in the sky. Magnet simply shrugged it off and continued trying to get to sleep. He woke up in the morning thanks to his sister waking him up by letting out a wet fart in his mouth.
"Mrmphmmph!" Magnet tried telling her to get off but he couldn't because her ass was covering his mouth. He lifted his arms up and got ready to push her off but she saw what he was planning and pinned his arms down to the bed with her arms. She continuously let out farts into his mouth, she wasn't planning to stop anytime soon.
Magnet started to feel strange inside his stomach as he could feel his food about to travel back up his throat. He didn't want to vomit in his room so he had to think up of how to get his sister to stop sitting on him. If she were to be covering his mouth with her hands he could simply stick out his tongue but if her were to do that now he'd be licking her ass. She let out the most rotten smelling wet fart she could and then Magnet knew there was just one thing to do. He ended up biting her ass and so she got off him and started rubbing where he bit.
"Oww, brother..." she wined but Magnet just ran to the bathroom to vomit. When he got out the the bathroom his sister looked at him with an angry expression on her face.
"Don't look at me like I'm the only one who's done a bad thing!" Magnet yelled. His sister apologized and said she couldn't help it.
"I saw a green light last night and since then I've wanted to fart on you, I couldn't then though because I was too tired," she explained.
"But you don't want to fart on me anymore, right?" Magnet asked.
"I do, actually," replied his sister, "but I'll wait until you don't expect it."

Chapter 1 Part 2

Magnet and his sister got on the bus to go to school and they were the first people on. When some girls from Magnet's class got on, they immediately ran towards Magnet.
"Hi Chloe, hi Cai-" he was interrupted by one of the girls, Chloe, shoving her butt in his face. She moved her ass around a bit until she felt comfortable. Chloe now had her asshole directly where Magnet's nose is. She let out an extremely loud fart. The other two girls, Wendy and Caitlyn, pushed Chloe out of the way so that they could have a turn farting on Magnet. The area where Magnet and his sister were sitting got completely stinked up so Magnet opened a window and stuck out his head. He saw a pole coming up in front of him but as he brought his head back inside the bus, his nose went directly into Chloe's ass. Chloe let out a massive fart that ended up burning his eyes.
"Are you enjoying this as much as I am?" Chloe asked.
"No!" yelled Magnet and then got up and ran to the back corner of the bus.
"Hey kid, stay still," said the bus driver. This gave Chloe, Wendy and Caitlyn a chance to all corner him and fart on him, which is exactly what they did.

Chapter 1 Part 3

Magnet woke up as the bus driver was telling him to get off the bus for they're at school.
"What happened?" asked Magnet.
"You fainted after the three of them girls all farted on you at once," his sister told him.
"First it was you and now it's them, also, why can I still smell their gas?" Magnet asked.
"Chloe enjoyed rubbing her bare asshole on your nose while you were unconscious," his sister told him.
"Why couldn't you stop her? Also, what's this gross taste in my mouth, who was it who farted in my mouth?" Magnet asked.
"That was me, brother," said his sister.
"Talk when you get off the f***in' bus, okay!" said the bus driver and then Magnet and his sister got off the bus.
As they walked into the school, many girls started running toward Magnet while farting. Magnet covered his nose and ran but in the opposite direction was Katy, a girl Magnet had a crush on. Katy knocked Magnet over with her butt and then sat on his face.
'I'll take these for you, Katy,' Magnet thought. Katy let out a massive fart that smelled like a dumpster and was almost as loud as a motorbike. Magnet was about to be sick, but he refused to vomit in front of his crush.
"Could you open your mouth for this next one?" Katy asked.
"Mrmephng fr yu," Magnet replied as he opened his mouth. She let out a fart that lasted almost half a minute, it tasted worse than off milk. 'Why do her farts have to be the worst?' Magnet thought with tears streaming down his eyes from the gas. The rest of the girls at his school pushed Katy off so they could have a turn but Magnet just decided to run for it as he took someone else's bike and rode back home.

Chapter 1 Part 4

When Magnet got home he decided to go lie down in bed and try to forget about everything by sleeping. Just as he was about to fall asleep, his neighbour Sandra had powder in her ass and she farted on his face, covering his face with powder. "What are you doing here?" asked Magnet as he tried getting the powder out of his nose to remove the smell.
"Last night I saw a light that made me want to fart on you," she told him.
"The same thing happened to my sister, that light is what's most likely causing all the girls to fart on me," Magnet said. "I need to find out more about this light."
"Okay but who's farts smelt the worst? Please say it was my fart!" Sandra said.
"Sorry, but it was actually Katy's," Magnet replied.
"I guess I have some competition then," said Sandra as she let out another powder fart, this one getting in Magnet's mouth.
"Please, stop with the farting, it smells horrible and with them being powder fart s, you're practically putting your asshole on my face," Magnet said.
"Sorry, but it is really hard not to fart on you thanks to that light," Sandra said as she let out a ten second powder fart all over Magnet's face, getting in his mouth, giving him a foul taste, getting in his nose, giving him a nasty smell and getting in his eyes, giving him pink eye. "Damn, I'm out of gas, I'm gonna go eat some food at my place and then I'll be back to give you some more of these farts," Sandra said.
"I don't want them," Magnet told her and then called the doctors so he could do something about his pink eye.

Chapter 1 Part 5

As Magnet got to the doctors, the first thing to happen was a bunch of nurses running up to him and farting on him.
"Sorry, I know this can't be good for your health but I can't help myself!" one of the nurses apologized.
'If I stay here for more than a minute my pink eye will just get worse,' Magnet thought to himself and he then ran outside. On the way home he got hit by a car and the driver got out to see if he was okay. He was fine, he just had some bruises. The bike he was riding was completely destroyed though. The woman who hit him said she'd drive him to his house for him. He said thanks and got into the car. The woman than locked the cars windows and doors and let out a wet, loud fart that smelled much worse than an unflushed toilet.
"You two?" yelled Magnet as he attempted to open his window. "Why won't this work?" He tried to open the door but that didn't work either. The smell was putrid and made him want to spew. The person driving found a parking space and then moved her butt towards his face and let out a fart even worse than the last one. Magnet's eyes started to water from the gas and he started bashing against the window asking for help. The woman kept moving her butt closer and closer to Magnet's face until her butt was touching his face. 'Her ass is directly by my eyes, if she lets one of her horrible farts out now, my pink eye will get worse!' Magnet thought. He attempted pushing her away but he wasn't strong enough to do it and then she pulled down her pants and with her bare ass, let out her nastiest fart directly on his eyes. His eyes were almost red now. He realised this was the end for him and that there was nothing he could do and so he just let her keep farting on him until he fainted.
Waking up on the ground outside, he found a jar next to him saying, "inside this jar contains my fart, I believe this is the worst smelling one I've released yet, if you ever want to smell my fumes again, this should be enough until the next time we meet."
"Why would I ever want to smell that again?" said Magnet.

Chapter 2 Part 1

"Well, who knows when this might come in handy," Magnet said as he put the fart jar in his pocket. He walked home and as soon as he opened the door, his sister jumped towards him backwards, knocking him onto the ground and having her ass land on his face.
"Hi brother!" she said as she let out a fart directly onto his eyes. Magnet pushed her butt off of his face and he told her to leave him alone for a while because he has really bad pink eye. "Okay, sorry, I'll leave you alone," Magnet's sister said. "Just kidding!" she laughed as she tripped him over and started farting on his eyes even more. She then lowered her ass so she was farting on his nose so he could get a good whiff. She sat down on his face and started rubbing her butt, spreading her asshole's stench all over his nose, his mouth and his eyes. She then let out an extremely juicy fart that made Magnet start to gag. He then crawled out from under her butt and made a run for it. She got in front of him and shook her head. "Not until you've kissed my butt," she told him.
"If I do that you'll leave me alone for a while, right?" Magnet asked.
"Right," his sister replied. She then pulled down her pants and started waving her butt around wating for a kiss. Magnet put his lips out towards her backside and as soon as his lips were touching her ass she moved her ass a bit to the side so his lips were making contact with her butthole. She then let out the worst smelling fart she have ever let out and Magnet made a run for it to his room. "I doubt you're safe from that fart, no matter where you go!" his sister said. The smell of the fart filled the whole house and so he opened up the window of his room. The stench left the window and he saw some birds flying by die from the smell.
"No matter where I go, I'm not safe, am I seriously the only guy going through this right now?" Magnet cried.
"Aww, looks like my last fart used up all of my gas. Sorry brother, I have no more farts for you," his sister said.
"Don't say sorry, I'm glad about that!" Magnet told her.

Chapter 2 Part 2

The next day, Magnet decided to take the day off school, he has horrible pink eye and going to school would mean being farted on even more. He was glad about this because his sister is at school and so can't fart on him. After having breakfast, watching the television and playing some video games, he decided to take a walk to get some fresh air. During his walk, he could hear farts coming from behind him. "Uh oh," he said as he turned around. He saw a girl with a lighter setting her farts on fire. Magnet decided to walk back home before she'd see him but when he walked past her, she saw him and then ripped a fire fart on him, surrounding him in a stench that smelt like old milk and covering his shirt in fire. He took off his shirt while screaming and then ran back home as fast as he could. The girl chased him and found out where he lives and she ended up climbing through his house's window. Magnet was in his room looking through his draws to put on another shirt and then the girl lit her fart on fire engulfing his whole room in flames. He ran out of his room and he then went to get a bucket to fill with water but the girl set another one of her farts on fire, this one burning his hair. He put his head under a tap and turned the water on to take away the flame and before he knew it, almost the whole house was burning. He ran outside and called the fire department. Once hanging up he yelled at the girl who set his house on fire.
"Sorry," she said. "I've been practicing lighting my farts on fire and you seemed like the perfect person to use my skills on."
"You could have killed me!" Magnet yelled.
"From the fire or from the smell?" she asked.
The fire brigade then came and hosed down the house.
"Damn, this house smells like crap!" one of the firemen said.
"You're right, let's get out of here ASAP," another fireman replied.
"Next time you fart on me, don't light your farts on fire! Now please leave me alone," Magnet said to the girl and then the girl went away.

Chapter 2 Part 3

Magnet's sister came home from school and immediately cupped a fart of her's into her hand and covered Magnet's nose and mouth with it. Magnet pushed her hand away. "You can fart on me all you want tomorrow, but it's because of farts that our house is gone, I don't want to hear or smell another fart today," Magnet told her.
"I doubt that will happen, every girl who sees you wants to fart on you," she replied.
"You're right," Magnet said. "So let's get away from everyone for a while, okay?"
"Okay!" his sister said joyfully. Magnet's sister went to a shop and asked for some food and drinks with the money she had with her and then her and Magnet climbed up a mountain where they decided to stay for a while. At nighttime, they decided they'd eat some of the food.
"This is actually really nice, we get a great view and great fresh air! Thanks for promising not to fart on me until tomorrow, I really appreciate it," Magnet said.
"I'm tempted to fart in your mouth as you eat your food but I'm doing my best not to, it's nice to see you happy after all," his sister replied. They both smiled and continued to eat as they looked at the stars and the moon. "Look bro! A shooting star!" Magnet's sister said.
"Oh wow- wait, that's moving closer towards us!" Magnet said. What looked like a star crashed down beside them. They looked at what fell and it was revealed to be a girl.
"Quickly! Run!" Magnet's sister said. The girl opened her eyes and told them her name was Onara Arimasu, she then grinned evily. Magnet ran out of her sight but Onara didn't follow. She instead looked at Magnet's sister.
"You look fun to fart on," she said.
"Who, me?" Magnet's sister asked. Onara than nodded her head, grabbed Magnet's sister's head and shoved it in her ass followed by letting out a huge fart. Magnet's sister tried to run away but she vomited and tripped in her own vomit causing her to hit her head on the ground and fall unconscious.
"Why did you do that?" Magnet asked her.
"From the planet I come from, we must fart on others to become stronger, also, we have to fart every fifteen seconds if we want to live longer," Onara said.
"How would you like it if someone were to fart on you?" Magnet asked.
"I hate it, it disgusts me more than anything, but thankfully, I knock them out or kill them with my farts before they get a chance to fart on me," she answered.
"Well fart on me but stay away from my sister!" Magnet yelled.
"You'll regret saying that," said Onara as she pushed Magnet to the ground and farted on his face. Magnet started gagging straight away, every girl who has ever farted on him could fart on him at once and it wouldn't even smell a quarter as bad as this fart did. A few seconds after that fart, Onara let out a fart that was so loud and powerful that it shook the mountain they were on. Magnet thought he was going to go deaf. Onara then opened Magnet's mouth and let out a fart that was at least two times worse than the previous two farts combined.
Magnet then vomited and he felt like he was about to die. He then remembered the fart jar that was given to him earlier and he got it and opened its lid, the stink got to Onara's nose and she then started coughing. She fell onto the ground and spewed.
"This is disgusting!" she said. Magnet's sister woke up and then Magnet told her to fart on Onara. Magnet's sister nodded her head and she then pulled down her pants, sat on Onara's face, rubbed her butt against Onara's nose and then let out the best dart she has every let out. "This is the worst, how can two humans defeat me?" complained Onara as she continuously coughed and vomited while waving the gas away from her. "I haven't even gotten to shown you two my full potential," she said to Magnet and his sister. "Next time you won't be so lucky," she told them and then she left earth.
"I don't think she was joking when she said her farts can kill others," Magnet said. "Also, your farts saved our lives!" Magnet said to his sister happily. "I've never been so proud of you!" Magnet told her.
"Thanks," Magnet's sister said. "Could you say thanks by letting me fart on you?"
"Sure thing! Fart on me as much as you want, I will eat them and sniff them as well as I can, I used to hate them but thanks to what just happened, I think your farts are amazing!" Magnet said. He then put his nose against his sister's asshole. "Please, give me some of your fumes," he said.
"The fart you ordered, coming right up!" his sister said as she let out a horrible smelling fart on her brother's nose. Magnet breathed in as heavily as he could. He then asked for more and put his mouth around his sister's brown eye and she let out a large, wet dart into his mouth. He then swallowed it and thanked his sister, followed by giving her a hug. "Do you really like farts now?" Magnet's sister asked.
"Only yours," Magnet replied. The two of them then went to sleep.

Chapter 2 Part 4

Magnet was woken up by his sister's fart. He then opened his mouth so his sister could put her asshole in his mouth and continue farting. He ate each fart and he loved all of them. The taste was so nice. His sister than lifted her butt and placed her asshole onto his nose and continued farting. They smelt horrible but at the same time they smelt great. She then rubbed her butt against his face and farted once more in his mouth.
"Hope you enjoyed breakfast!" Magnet's sister said.
"It was the best! I can't wait for lunch!" Magnet told her.
"If you want, I can treat it to you now!" his sister said.
"Yes please!" said Magnet. His sister than let out a long and loud fart into his mouth. She then farted in his nostrils.
"Sorry, I'm running out of gas, if I push any harder I might end up sharting," she told her brother.
"Okay, I'll wait until later," said Magnet. "Let's go to the shops so we can buy you some food," Magnet said.
The two of them then went to the shops and they saw Chloe. "Oh no," said Magnet and then Chloe turned around and saw him. She greeted him with a loud fart to the face.
"Eat this up please!" said Chloe.
"I'm not hungry for your farts!" said Magnet. He attempted to push her ass off of his face but he couldn't. Chloe than sat down so her asshole was making contact with Magnet's eyeball.
"No, please!" shouted Magnet.
"Please? You must really want this if you said please!" laughed Chloe as she let out the worst smelling fart she possibly ever had. Magnet's eye was now completely pink, he could only see out of his other eye. Chloe then spread open her buttcheeks and let out a booty bomb right on Magnet's nose. The smell was not even close to being as bad as Onara's but it still smelt horrible. Magnet then fainted. As he was unconscious, Chloe rubbed her asshole all of his face so he could keep the smell for longer. "That felt good," said Chloe. She then smelt her own fart and said, "but it sure didn't smell good!"

Chapter 2 Part 5

"Is it just me or can I still smell it?" Magnet said as he woke up.
"You can still smell it. I'll replace Chloe's stench with mine for you, I've got my gas back," his sister said. She then rubbed her asshole all over his face to replace the smell and after that she placed her butt in front of Magnet's face. "Say ahh," she said. Magnet opened his mouth and said ahh and then his sister farted into his mouth, the fart smelt of rubbish that was covered in smashed eggs. Magnet loved it, he stuck out his tongue to get more of the taste and then she farted on his tongue. Magnet had never eaten anything so delicious in his life, he also hadn't smelt anything quite so great. His sister than farted again and it stunk up some of the town. People from miles away would complain about the bad smell.
"What did you eat?" Magnet asked her.
"I ate some eggs, a cake, a taco and I washed it all down with milk," she told him.
"If you eat more of that, you can stink up this whole town!" Magnet said. His sister than decided to eat as many eggs, cakes and tacos as she could and she drank heaps of milk. "Let's see how powerful your farts are now!" Magnet said. His sister than let out the largest fart she could. It went on for what seemed like forever, it shook the ground and a couple of buildings and it stunk up the entire state they were in. Magnet had a great time getting some of the aroma into his nose, it was most likely the worst smelling fart he's ever smelt, except for Onara's of course. On the news, it was recommended that everyone should wear gasmasks for they are unsure of when the stink would go away. "One day your farts may stink up the whole country!" Magnet said. "Or maybe the whole planet!" his sister said laughing.