Easy Does It (CF Exclusive)
by Slave Fart

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Elisabeth is rude, to be certain.

Gorgeous, but rude.

It's actually a point of contention at times with Monica and I. We talk a lot openly about which of her friends she thinks would shit in my mouth and which would use a human as a toilet and which would do none of the sort. I've asked explicitly about Elisabeth because she, while absolutely stunning, does have a touch of a mean streak.

Elisabeth, or "Easy" as she calls herself, absolutely uses men. She knows when someone is in too deep and exploits it for her own gain. There's someone she talks about at her job that pines for her, but she just strings him along. She does it all on purpose, gives him just enough to think he might be getting closer, and then makes sure he knows he'll never fuck her.

She's so cruel.

Part of the relationship I have with Monica is the role of toilet slave. I'm not really a true slave and we do have a healthy relationship, despite the fact that she does shit directly in my mouth about 2-4 times per month. To us, it's thrilling and a rush. We do it to enhance our sex life and because we love it.

Part of the relationship with Monica is also around degradation. She gets an absolute jolt from seeing me remove my cloak of humanity and accepting a position in life as lower than human, like I'm just a "thing". Part of this comes from her having others use me as well.

She's reached out to some exes and some former users because she thinks they will come, but it's actually been quite difficult for us to line anything up. We talk and discuss who is ok to have use me, and who is not. There's one ex that was so brutal and cruel that I don't think I can face her, and Monica has been great about supporting me and also doesn't contact her to use me. It's nice. She has texted Stephanie, Pink Shorts, Mandy and even Brooke. We think one or more of these women might actually line up. I'm most excited at the thought of Brooke using me since she's got the biggest butt.

So when we talk about this, we've not had someone new in a little while, other than Sarah. Sarah still talks to me about it, and it's rough, but it's passable. Monica even talked to Kate about using me again, they're still friends, but Kate said she doesn't think she wants to. So Monica has been thinking about it and approached me.

"What do you think about Easy?"

"She's kind of a bitch."

"Yeah, but... Isn't that kind of like a turn on for it? She's rude and mean, and then instead of standing up for yourself, you'd just lie down and beg her to shit in your toilet mouth."

I thought for a second, "That's a good point."

"It would be hot, right?"

"Do you like it more when someone is mean to me?"

"I don't think so, no. Not usually, anyways. But Easy is just kind of a bitch. And if you let her take a dump in your mouth?"

We talked more and decided that it would actually be kind of hot. Monica wanted to have her take a steaming shit right into my mouth, and I thought I wanted the same thing. Had I know what kind of shits Easy took, I might have reconsidered.

Monica started immediately probing Easy, asking her if she'd ever thought about it. She asks all her friends, and while she's had a few women shit in my mouth, they're always women that Monica trusts not to talk about it with other people. Sarah was the first woman I was afraid that might spill the beans, so to speak, but she's not said anything.

We went on a business trip for me last week, Monica and I, and we had a wonderful night of dinner and dancing on the town. She farted, bare ass to face, in an alley after dancing and it was so intense that we called a cab immediately to rush us back to the amazing AirBNB we were staying in.

We were having an amazing love making session when I heard Monica's phone ringing. It buzzed again, and eventually we were both satisfied. I went out to my balcony to hear the city below and she responded to the person on the other line. Eventually, she made it outside to sit with me to enjoy the view.

"Easy wants to do it. Friday."

I didn't say a word, and Monica put my hand in hers. She sighed when she rested her head on my shoulder and we knew what would be happening in just a few days.

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Monica had a sleep over and texted me a picture of her eating some Taco Bell with Easy on Thursday night. There was a picture of them eating leftover Taco Bell on Friday morning. I was flying back Friday to arrive in the evening, and when I got home there was a sulfur smell in the house. Monica was in the kitchen, making chili, and I kissed her.

"On your knees now. Not my bf anymore, ok? You're a slave for the rest of the night. Maybe into tomorrow."

"Before we start, I don't want to eat both your shits. I can only do one."

"You will do whatever I say, now, slave. Now... Get on your fucking knees, slave."

i knew better than to argue. When we get into Master/slave, it's just better to accept it. my knees felt heavy against the cold tile and i lifted up the short green dress Monica had on to reveal She wasn't wearing underwear.

i pressed my face between Her ass cheeks and She let rip a monster fart.

BARRORUUUUUUUMMMPPPFFFFFFF

"Sniff it. With your nose."

i inhaled very hard.

"Breathe through your nose again, slave. Wait for it... Now."

my breath began and so did Her fart.

BUURRRRRRRRRRMMMMFFFFFFFF

i spent the whole three seconds of Her fart shuddering with my body and had it trapped in my lungs as i smelled Her gas.

"Slave. Get to the bathroom."

i crawled.

Easy was in the living room, not naked, but bottomless in a tshirt. i could see She was without a bra and could also see the absolute contempt on Her face as She sneered at me and sent a guffaw into the air as this mean Woman would likely be using my mouth as Her toilet. Still, i crawled.

Putting myself into the toilet device i made, i made sure to not turn on the lights. Monica says there's something to it, flipping on the lights like there isn't a person already in there, that it makes Her feel more like I'm an object than human (in this mode, i am not human). i sat for 15 minutes in sheer anticipation.

The stomping of feet came into the hallway and the light burned my eyes. i remained still.

"So I hear you like being a toilet. Beg for My shit if you want it, then, toilet."

Easy walked over to the porcelain model next to me and flushed.

"Weird. This toilet doesn't talk... Let's see if this one will."

Her sneer had turned to an absolutely dynamite smile. She was so happy, looking down at me as She spit into the opening.

"Now... Will this toilet beg for My shit?"

"Please, please oh PLEASE let me eat Your shit! Please let me serve as your personal latrine!"

"Good, good. you sound like you want to be my toilet. Do you think you'd like to eat my shit, slave?"

"Yes, oh yes, please, yes! Please let me eat Your shit!"

Her lip curled and She turned around, gently and slowly. i watched Her sizable, but perky, ass cheeks spread to reveal Her anus. It was brown stained against her pale skin. Immediately, a fart escaped past Her anus and the stench was so foul, so incredibly terrible that I actually broke in the moment.

"Oh my fucking god, Easy, please. Can we do this another time? This is..."

She stepped on my stomach, hard, "I want a willing toilet. I want someone who WANTS to eat My shit."

"But the smell is..."

She kicked again, "But the smell of My farts is like a drug to you!"

i took a whiff again, through my nose, and as i inhaled, all i wanted to do was vomit or die. Those were the two i wanted.

"Smell My farts, loser."

i obeyed and took another whiff, and this time She farted a silent, soft fart that lasted a solid 6-7 seconds. It smelled like whatever was about to come out of Her asshole was going to make me very, very, VERY ill.

POOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Thank Me."

"Thank You for farting in my face."

PRUMP... PRUMPUPUPUPUPSPLURKKKK

A wet fart that bubbled, the liquid that started to emerge was bubbling, literally bubbling out of Her rectum. Nothing had hit my lips, but the smell was that of 20 of Monica's Taco Bell shits.

She started to piss a very, VERY heavy stream. Easy was dehydrated and Her piss was yellow, acrid, and not at all something you'd want to drink cut with water, let alone pouring into your mouth like a hot, steamy flow of a foul river.

i drank Her piss, but was nowhere near fast enough. In all reality, a real toilet dom would fucking hate me. i'm not a very good toilet, but i try so fucking hard.

PLUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSPLPLPLPLPLP

Another fart, fuck me Her farts are so fucking long and wet. What the fuck is wrong with them?

And then... Entering the world in a hurry was a wave of a sludge that poured into my mouth without any true warning.

"Ohhhhhhohohohohoho!!!! I can FEEL how bad that has to smell! FUCK!"

It was a turd, i guess, but really it took the shape of my mouth and filled every crevice. Her shit sat in my mouth and some overflowed, going into my nose, pouring over my mouth... i could feel Her shit all over. And then...

KRRRRCCCHHHHH

Her anus expanded...

PLUP. Pllllurrrrrr PLUURRRRRR

The shit pushed past Her asshole and into my mouth, this load being slightly more solid. It went over my eyes and onto my forehead and the next thing i knew, my face was gone from view, entirely covered with Her shit.

She stood up and i heard toilet paper and murmurs.

Easy asked, "Can't he just lick My asshole clean?"

"It doesn't really work that way. it, also by the way, don't say 'he', say 'it' when it's in toilet mode, but it is covered in your dung. That's your shit all over it's face, so it has to eat it, shower, and then brush teeth before you'd want it to lick you clean."

"Doesn't he... I mean, doesn't it lick your asshole clean all the time?"

"Yes, absolutely. But I'm willing to wait that whole time for it to prepare to properly cleanse my asshole."

"I want to do that."

Monica opened then, now talking to me directly, "Do you hear that toilet. you've been given a great honor."

"Chew and swallow my shit, slave," East enjoyed it, "Eat my shit and then service me by licking my asshole clean, you pathetic excuse for a man."

She sat on the toilet and i got to work eating Her shit. It took probably an hour and a half, but i was all done eating and just jumped out of the shower.

"So you make it shower because its chin could get near the pussy?"

"Yes, it's all about keeping you safe."

Easy didn't say another word, but spread Her big butt cheeks apart and stuck Her ass out to the open air. Instead of it just sitting, open air, i dropped to my knees and began servicing Her anus. i licked and sucked and probed my tongue in and around her asshole.

"Oh damn, this feels amazing!"

"Have you never gotten a rimmer?"

"No, I have, just not from someone i knew whose mouth i'd taken a shit in."

They both laughed. Easy farted again, this time it was small and short, nowhere near the stink from before.

Easy packed Her things and left, shooting me one more glance of contempt before leaving.

Monica picked me up from the ground and hugged me...

"Now," she said, looking into my eyes, "Go clean that bathroom. It's a fucking mess."

As i cleaned up any missing shit, Monica took her Taco Bell dump right next to me, laughing the entire time.