Drowning from the Tide
by Slave Fart

Laura is my neighbor and She's also a really gorgeous 50-something silver haired fox. She works in taxes or finance or something that had Her out until 10 pm on a Tuesday. I saw Her in the lobby and said hello. She said hi back when we arrived together. She's also a Bama grad that made a bet with me about the national championship game...

Now here's the thing about Laura: She never lost Her shape. She has great breasts and always wears these pant suits that show off Her huge ass. It's big from being a bit older, but She keeps it toned. i've caught Her in the gym from time to time and always see Her doing the stair stepper and squats and Her leg press. She has asked me to help Her with Her workouts from time to time as well, being a former athlete. She likes working out and eating right, but She also likes Her southern cooking, which She's had me over for. It's delicious. i digress...

We got in the elevator together in our high rise and as it went up we chit chatted. She said, "y'know... We haven't caught up in a while! How are you doing? Seeing anyone?"

"No, i've been more or less just kind of taking it easy with Women right now. Want to come over for some wine? i don't have to get into work til a bit later tomorrow. It would be nice to catch up."

"That sounds lovely! But know what sounds better?"

i knew what sounded better to Her... She came into my place wearing a Bama sweatshirt over Her business clothes with Her huge butt sticking out of Her business pants.

We chatted and She drank two big glasses of wine.

"Oh... Do you mind if I use the little girl's room?"

"No go ahead. You'll have to use the master bedroom though, i'm having troubles with the toilet in the one out here."

"Oh no problem! Thank you."

She got up and walked through my bedroom... Then i heard Her call out for me...

"Get in your toilet box! I've always wanted to use one!"

"i... i serve."

Her eyes lit up like fireworks on the fourth of July, "It's going to be bad."

i was terrified...

And then i was taking off my clothes, baring my body as this gorgeous older Woman was standing there. She stood staring at my package and grabbed my dick over my underwear.

"I could just own you... Poor thing. It'll all be over soon..."

i laid on the floor and entered my body, my face turned toward the hole above. She looked down the toilet hole, my Users love doing that, and stared down at me. i've been told it's quite the feeling of superiority when You look down a toilet hole and see a human face, knowing that You're quite literally above them.

She pulled down Her pants and sat down, pointing Her anus and pussy my direction. She leaned forward and sprayed Her acrid, stale urine into my mouth. Piss has a disgusting taste and smell, but it's all worth it in the end for the humiliation. She unloaded a solid 20 ounces of piss and it was just a steady, constant stream. It was so strong, too. Good god, it won't stop! She needs to drink a glass of water! The salty, warm taste filled my senses and the smell of dehydrated piss showed me what a pathetic slave i am. It was spraying all over me and in my face.

She started to shiver and shake. This was when She told me She had cum.

"That was so intense... I kind of... Well I need to really... I don't have to polite, you just drank My pee!!! Um," She was looking for the words to what i think we both knew, "I don't know if it's just gas or what..."

i was still gulping down Her piss, some of it was wet all over my face.

It was a deep baritone of a fart and the smell overtook Her piss easily. The warmth of the gas was almost too much on my face.

"you enjoy it, huh? your dick is standing straight up in your underwear," She stroked Her foot against my cock.

i was watching Her asshole pucker outward and it opened as even more gas filled my box. This fart was silent, but just a wave of gas permeated the air. It was like Her shit particles were everywhere.

"I want you to know that I used to use my husband as a toilet. It's part of why we got divorced. I never shit on him, that's too far. I don't even know if I could... Do you even eat shit?"

"Yes."

"I don't think I have to shit, but I have one more fart, here..."

PPPPPPBBBBBBTTTTTTHHHHHTTTTTT

i swear i almost choked on Her fart. It was so fucking thick.

"Roll Tide, but you're drinking my tide. Haha.. That was so bad! Oh well, enjoy another fart."

She farted a monstrous blast again and the tiniest bit of shit hit me in the forehead. She wiped and put the paper in the flush toilet and i got up and showered.

She was still sitting in my living room, like She hadn't just pissed in my mouth. She was laughing and showed me a comic. It had a man and a Woman. The man said, "I want a hot drink." The Woman said, "I want to pee." Then in the next panel, the Woman says, "You know, we share a common interest." and the man replies, "No we do not."

She was cracking up and said, "I can't believe it, but I read this the other day. It's just too funny because it's almost exactly what just happened. I can't believe I just took a piss on you! I peed and you drank it, my god... That's just too funny to me."

i smiled and sat down, drinking wine instead of piss.

"I would like to... Well I want to try shitting on you sometime... Would that be ok? I've never done it and want to try. My ex-husband wouldn't ever let me go that far. I think... Farting in your face was nice so I would like to try shitting on your face next."

"I would like that."

We sat looking at the fire and She called me over so that she could fart in my face once more, this time through Her business pants. It was horrible. i loved it. Maybe i wanted Alabama to win after all....