Dirty Eddie
by FFSBSS

When I was a senior in school there was this girl in school that always seem to be full of gas. Her name was eddie (pronounced E D ). She was kinda on the dirty side. She was big boned and big butt but very dirty. We all used to tease her about the way she smelled. It was kind of funny because we used to tease each other by saying things like, You kissed eddie, or your eddies boyfriend. She was the ultimate insult. One day in the courtyard. At school we had 45 minutes for lunch and after you finished eating you get to go outside. We were teasing Eddie as always but some how my friend Hank said something that hit home. She told him to quit but he kept it up. Finally she said quit or else. Of course Hank found that to be very funny and continued to tease her. He looked at us and said 'Wooooo she's said stop or else'. Before Hank can turn around Eddie dug both hands into his jaw and scratched and gripped his skin causing him to scream out in pain. She got him on his knees and used her 201 lb frame to knee him in the mouth. She jumped on his stomach knocking some of the fight out of him.She went to straddle his face saying 'smell this'. Hank panicked and moved from under her but she kept trying to sit on his face.

Eddie all of the sudden punched Hank in the stomach knocking the wind out of him and then she straddled him again. All of his friends were grossed out because she really really stunk and now her funky ass was dead on Hanks face. Then she passed gas with such a sound people had to form a chain to block the veiw of the fight. because they thought the Principal inside might hear what was going on. Hank was barely moving and was making barely noticable movements with his arm. He was all but out.

Eddie rose up off of Hanks head and put the heels of her feet directly under Hanks head and propped up his head to sit on it again. Then she pulled up Hanks shirt to reveal his stomach. Now she really sat hard on Hanks face. She was trying to suash his head. Then she pushed down on his stomach and again passed gas while pushing Hanks face deep up her ass with her feet.

The art teacher, Ms Oster, peeked through the crowd in time to see and hear Eddie fart on Hanks face. she started to puke.

The smell was incredible and she had to imagine his face being right up in it. Hanks arms just fell lifeless by his side. My friend Joey moved up to Eddie holding his nose asking'Why did you show his stomach and push on it.' She replied that I was hoping that when I farted in his mouth his stomach would rise for all of you to see. Some of the guys thought Hank was dead.

She wiggled and bounced on his motionless body and said' I bet you won't tease me again.' She then pulled down her crusty, stained panties and again sat on Hanks face nude. A couple of the guys started to puke and the smell of her farts and her natural funk really was gross. She got off of him and walked away. He was laid out bad and his eyes were open, watery, and red. No one at school ever saw anything like that. Hank never came back to our school and people actually started to talk to eddie. When Hank was on the floor somebody suggested CPR, but no one wanted to give it to him after where his face has been.