Detention with a Gassy Teacher
by Fart Fiction

PART 1

"Class dismissed! Except for you, Reggie," Ms. McAfee said.

"Again?" complained Reggie. He watched as everyone else in class left the room.

"You never stop talking! What do you expect?" Ms. McAfee told him. She then gave him a 5 minute lecture.

"Okay, I understand, can I please leave miss?" asked Reggie.

"You always say that! Clearly you don't understand, you'll need a punishment!" Ms. McAfee said.

"You aren't allowed to hit me nowadays you know," Reggie told her.

"I know, that's why I'm just going to have you sit here all lunch," Ms. McAfee told him. She then sat on his desk and said, "do not move your arms at all, you aren't allowed to get your phone."

After about three minutes Ms. McAfee lifted her right buttcheek and farted right in Reggie's face.
Reggie started to gag and he went to cover his nose.
"Stop!" yelled Ms. McAfee. "Dont move your arms, you aren't allowed on your phone!"

"I just want to cover my nose!"

"You and your excuses," Ms. McAfee said as she stood up off the table, still with her big butt resting against the table, facing Reggie's face. Ms. McAfee's stomach started to rumble.

"Please don't miss," begged Reggie.
Ms. McAfee ignored him and farted directly into his face. Reggie started coughing and splattering. "Eeew, what the hell?" he complained. He looked up and saw Ms. McAfee covering her mouth to hide her slight laugh. "Are you laughing about this?"

"Why what do you mean?" Ms. McAfee said and then let out another fart, this one being wet and long. The gas hit Reggie hard, making his eyes water.

"Please miss," started Reggie.

"Please? Well seeing as you said please I'll give you some more," said Ms. McAfee. She let out 5 farts in a row, with the first 4 being bassy and the last one being long and airy. Reggie was having a hard time breathing. He then looked out of the window and saw that one of his friends was recording this on his phone. He was terrifyed now.

"Miss, I'm begging you!"

"Jeez, you really can't get enough of this can you?" she let out a long fart that smelled like eggs and off milk. A lot of water was now flowing from Reggie's eyes and he couldn't stop coughing. Ms. McAfee then looked at the person recording them and gave a thumbs up to them. She then moved the table from where Reggie was sitting at and moved her ass as close to Reggie as possible, being only a couple of centimetres away from him. She then let out the biggest fart she possibly could. It stunk up not only inside Reggie's nose and mouth but the entire class.
"I should open the windows," said Ms. McAfee. "But I'm not going to!" She then smiled and said, "I'm going to leave but you're going to stay here in this gas chamber so you can learn your lesson. Also, give me your phone so you can't call for help." Reggie listened and gave Ms. McAfee his phone. She then let out another long and stinky fart and then left the classroom and locked the doors and windows. Ms. McAfee hi-fived Reggie's friend who filmed all this and asked him, "when's this going online?"

Reggie sat in the classroom and cried.

PART 2

"Whos phone is vibrating?" asked Ms. McAfee.
"Thats mine," said Rob.
"Whos texting you?" Ms. McAfee asked. Ms. McAfee than looked at the phone and found out it was Henry.

17 minutes later

"Class dismissed! Except for you, Henry," Ms. McAfee said.

"Really?" complained Henry. He watched as everyone else in class left the room.

"Talking is one thing, but texting is much worse! You should not be on your phone in class! This isn't even the first time you've done this, don't think you can get away with anything just because you're new here!" said Ms. McAfee in an angry tone. "I've talked to your parents and they've said that  if you misbehave I can give you a punishment however I want, as long as I don't physically hurt you.
"L-like what?" asked Henry.
"Well I could make you do extra work, I could keep you in detention for all of lunch, I could..." she stopped as she sat on Henry's desk, with her ass facing his face.
'Woah, dat ass!' thought Henry. Ms. McAfee was looking away so Henry decided to move his face a bit closer to her ass. When he was heaps close Ms. McAfee blasted a loud fart in his face.
"I could blast farts in your face all detention!" said Ms. McAfee.
Henry screamed as he went to cover his nose.
"Dont move your arms, you aren't allowed on your phone," Ms. McAfee told him.
"I just want to cover my nose!" Henry told her.
"That's what they all say," Ms. McAfee said as she shook her head. She then let out an airy fart that went straight into Henry's mouth.
"*cough cough* are you trying to kill me or something?" Henry complained.
"I wouldn't go that far," Ms. McAfee assured him. "I won't go overboard and do that to another student."
Henry was terrified. "So your farts have killed someone?" he screamed.
"Yes, but on accident," Ms. McAfee said.
"Please, let me g-"
Henry's voice was cut off by an extremely long and loud, juicy fart. "Oh my god!" cried Henry. "What have you eaten?"
"Not that much actually, I had some toast with jam for breakfast and during recess all I had was a cup of coffee. I haven't had lunch yet, but I know what to eat," she responded.
"What's that?" asked Henry. Ms. McAfee let out a wet fart into Henry's face and got off the table. She then went to where Henry's bag was and took out his lunchbox. "No, please stay away!" Henry cried. Henry could remember something in his lunchbox that he did not want Ms. McAfee getting to.
"What's this? A wrapped up bean burrito? Oh this is going to be fun!" said Ms. McAfee. She ate all of the buritto and then moved her ass as close to Henry's face as possible.
"St-stay away!" cried Henry. "I'll do anything for you! I'll be your slave next lesson, please just don't fart!"
"At least give me the pleasure of letting out one more little poot," said Ms. McAfee.
"Fine," said Henry. "But just a little o-"

PPPHHHHHRRRRROOOOAAAARRRPPPFFFFTLPORRRRRFFSSSHHHHRRRROOOOAAARRPT!

"What was that!" screamed Henry as he gagged an coughed.
Ms. McAfee turned around and smelled it.
"That is nasty! You're lucky to still be alive!" she told Henry.
Henry's eyes were pink and watery, he couldn't stop coughing, and from smelling such an awful stench, he eventually fainted.
Ms. McAfee smiled. "You said you'd be my slave next lesson, well you're going to be my little fart slave, in front of everyone in class!"

PART 3

"Well, there don't seem to be many people here today, must be because of the flu going around that there's only 5 people in class," said Ms. McAfee. "Oh well, the class must go on! Henry, could you come here for a second?"
"Uh," Henry didn't want to but he said yes and walked over to Ms. McAfee. Ms. McAfee blasted a wet fart in Henry's face and so he covered his nose.
"No Henry, don't cover your nose, today we're learning about how bad my farts are and why they're so bad, the rest of the students here today are good so I'll be farting on only you. Now, tell the class how they smell?" she said as she let out an airy fart.
"It smells rotten, like garbage covered with egg," Henry said.
A couple of people laugh.
"This isn't funny! How would you like to be in my pla-"
Ms. McAfee cuts his sentence short with an extremely loud fart.
One of the students said, "that sounded like a trumpet," but then the smell hit him and he started to gag.
Every one in class was disgusted by the smell and they started to complain.
"Any students who complain get to have detention with me and I'll punish them with my farts, same goes for anyone who tells anyone about this!" Ms. McAfee warned everyone.
"Trust me, you don't want detention with her-" Henry said.
"Quiet you!" said Ms. McAfee as she let a powerful fart into Henry's mouth that went straight down his throat causing him to gag.
"No one can cover their no- I mean, no one can move their arms! I don't want anyone getting on their phones!"
Despite the farts being directed at Henry, all 5 students were smelling the vile fumes.

The lesson finally ended.

"Le- let's not ever talk about this again," said Henry.
The other students nodded their heads.

"I wish I had a student for detention today," Ms. McAfee said as she farted.

PART 4

"Class dismissed!" said Ms. McAfee and everyone left. Everyone but Tristan who was sleeping. "Sleep in my class will you? I'll make you never want to sleep again!" said Ms. McAfee as she grabbed a burrito, got on Tristan's desk and placed her butt in front of his face.

Tristan woke up in confusion of what this beautiful sight was in front of him. Not knowing what it was, he grabbed it.

"You love my ass do you? Well you won't soon," said Ms. McAfee.
"Aaah! Sorry miss. I didn't know it was you!" apologized Tristan.
"Yeah sure, anyway, you have to stay here for sleeping in class, and I ain't moving," said Ms. McAfee.
"Thats okay, I've been through worse," said Tristan.
"No you haven't, this burrito I'm having is about to turn my butt into a weapon!" Ms. McAfee warned him.
"You're going to fart?" asked Tristan.
"You don't seem scared about it, you should be!"
"My sister and her friend always farts on me, I'm ready for your gas," Tristan said.
"No you're not," laughed Ms. McAfee.

BBBBFFFFFPPPTTSSSSSSS

A windy fart hits Tristan in the face, causing him to gag.
"Told you!" said Ms. McAfee as she shook her butt in Tristan's face. She then ripped another fart, this one being loud and sounding like a trumpet, while stinking like raw meat.
"That *cough cough* stinks!" Tristan cried.
"That one didn't. Or maybe for you it did I'm just so used to my worse farts that I'm unaffected," Ms. McAfee claimed.
Tristan was terrified. "There are worse?!"
"Why of course," said Ms. McAfee as she slightly leaned forward

PPPPRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrooOOT

"Please miss, let me leave, I'll never go to sleep in class again," Tristan begged, tears streaming from his eyes.
Ms. McAfee ignored him and pulled her pants down, letting out multiple bassy farts.
"This is the worst!" Tristan screamed. "I'm sorry I doubted you."
Ms. McAfee laughed, "these still aren't my bad farts! I'm going easy on you. Maybe I'll stop going easy and push the next fart out as hard as I can."
Sweat dripped down Tristan. "Please don't push too hard," he said in a scared tone.
"What? Are you afraid I'm going to shi- oops." Ms. McAfee got off the table and looked at it, seeing a average size but extremely stinky and slimy crap on the desk. Ms. McAfee didn't mean to do this but she acted like she did. "Hahaha! And now, you must clean that up using your tongue! Lick it up and eat it until it's all clean!"
Tristan was shocked, he's never been told to do something so horrible in his life. "Go on already!" said Ms. McAfee as she shoved Tristan's face in it, causing it to get in his nose and eyes.
"Aaaah! It stinks and stings!" Tristan screamed.
"The sting will go away but start cleaning unless you want me to shove your face in again," Ms. McAfee threatened.
"O-okay..." Tristan stuck out his tongue and started licking his teacher's faeces. Despite the awful taste, he started biting into the shit, to dispose of it quicker. By the time he was done with it, he was crying so much that the table was wet with tears.
'Hmm... having students eat my shit is actually quite fun,' thought Ms. McAfee. "Lick it clean," she said.
"Lick what?" asked Tristan.
"My anus obviously," said Ms. McAfee as she spread her butt open. Tristan put his tongue in his teacher's ass and then Ms. McAfee squeezed her asshole tight, causing Tristan's tongue to get stuck. She released multiple farts into his tongue, disgusting him more than he's already been disgusted and the she opened her asshole and let Tristan's tongue out. "Your tongue smells like shit now! Haha," said Ms. McAfee. "You can go."
Tristan ran out of the room as fast as possible.

"The next student I have for detention is in for something big!"