Death by Farting Squad
By Breeze

Billy was an average freshman in High School. He was new to the school so he tended to be kinda quiet, and shy, and just wanted to survive his freshman year. He was about 5'9" and was kinda on the skinny side. He had no muscles,and was a kinda nerd, geek, dork,butt-hole whatever you wanna call him. Also like all the young freshman, he lusted after the senior girls. It was Billy's first day at High School and he had seen all these older "women" who just shocked him. I mean, they were fabulous. But there was this one particular group of senior girls whom he had spotted in his gym period. They were all fabulously gorgeous. All about 5'7" to 5'9" tall. All were big-breasted, sizes 34c to 36c. All had SUPER model faces. And all had an ass that any man would kill to "have",and any other girl would murder to have. There were 4 of these lovely goddesses. A very equal division, two blondes and two brown haired girls. As the day progressed Billy didn't really see the girls again, but to his surprise come the 7th period, there were two of the four. A blonde, and a brown. As the class progressed Billy found himself becoming strangely overcome with this sense to impress them, or get their attention. Just for two seconds of glory, two seconds of acknowledgement from the two wonderful goddesses would be all he asked. So a question was asked,and Billy raised his hand, but the teacher called on the brown haired girl. Come to find out her name was Kate. Billy was entranced by the way she moved the way she did everything. Suddenly he realized he was hard. For no apparent reason. And he drifted off to space, and he saw Kate,she was coming towards him, about to take of her clothes,when......He snapped out of it. Billy was back to reality, but still hard, just as the teacher asked for someone to answer the question. Still wanting to impress the two, he raised his hand. The teacher called on him, he heard the question, but didn't hear what was before it. To answer this question, the still erect Billy had to stand up in front of the class,and go to the board. How elementary Billy thought, but none the less he stood hard, and poking out, and he looked up after answering the question incorrectly, and saw Kate and her friend,who's name was Sarah,pointing at his crotch and giggling. He was mortified.
The next day when Billy returned to school, the wonderful group of girls were in their usual spots for gym,before the classes were separated,and they were now pointing at him and laughing. He just dropped his head in shame. He couldn't bare to look at them. As they walked by him, the second blonde, Casey, walked over to him and made a comment "It's good to see that you've calmed down since yesterday" "I understand that us High School girls are a bit too much for you freshmen, but you'll get used to it" Billy found himself in rage, and in a fit of anger made the mistake of saying "Bitch" too loudly. Casey stopped, and turned back and said "What did you call me?" Billy now, in utter rage,repeated it. Casey just,stood with her jaw open and said "Oh, Oooooh,You little.......OOOOH!!!! You're dead" "You are really gonna regret that" The four girls now had a personal dislike for Billy. So they played a little mind game on their Principal, and distracted him long enough to remove Billy's file from one of his cabinets. Now they quickly photocopied it, and put it back. That night at Maggie's house (the second brown- haired girl), they looked over his file,and decided they were gonna slip something in his lunch and make him really, REALLY sick. But then they stumbled across something extremely interesting. "Well,Well. Looks like our dear friend Billy has a extremely allergic,and can be fatal reaction to sulfur, and methane. Isn't that just wonderful!" Casey said. "But where are we gonna get sulfur, and methane by tomorrow?" Kate asked. Casey looked around the room at her friends with a devilish look on her face. "I know just the where to get it" Casey said, as they went into a huddle, and began to talk,followed by a loud uproar of laughter. The next day when Billy came from the boy's locker room for gym, he was immediately rushed by Kate and Sarah. They surrounded him, and said,"Billy, Billy, Billy,You are gonna be real sorry you ever called Casey a Bitch" Feeling bold Billy said,"Well ya know,You are what you hang with" The two girl's just frowned and walked away. As they walked away, Kate turned back and said "watch your back, Billy" "Or should I say your nose." Billy had no clue as to what the hell she was talking about. But he soon would find out. Seventh period came and the two girls just sat and gave him a icy stare the whole period. At the end of the period the girls roughly brushed past him, knocking his books to the floor. Once again Billy dug himself a grave. He shouted at them,"You Goddamn sluts" They stopped dead in their tracks,and when Kate went to go back, Sarah stopped her, saying, "He'll get what's coming too him, He'll get it real soon" Billy finished picking up his book and went to 8th period. RIIIIIIIIIING!!!! The bell rang,"Damn sluts, made me late" "Nice of you to join us Mr.Luv Fart," which brought the class to laughter. Billy corrected his teacher saying, "It's LaFar" As the class progressed Billy couldn't help thinking about what those girls were talking about. Nonetheless, he now had detention, thanks to them. After school, he reported to detention, where he sat for an agonzing, slow-moving 20 minutes. "Allright everyone, you can leave now". Music to Billy's ears. He exited and walked through the doors, and there stood, Casey, Kate, Sarah,and Maggie. "We were waiting for you, Billy" Casey said. "You mean you guys really did make me have detention on purpose?" "Yup" replied Kate "You sluts, I hate everyone of you" "Oh yeah Billy, Keep talking. You're just adding to our flames of anger" Casey said. Billy at this point was gonna walk away, but Maggie was blocking the door and not letting him leave. "Can you move?" Billy asked. Maggie just stood there with this oddly seductive grin on her face. "So what, are you gonna beat me up? Oooooh, I'm really scared of a bunch of girls" Billy,sarcastically stated. "Oh,You will be, my son, you will be" Casey replied. Billy once again tried to leave, but Maggie was still standing in his way. "Look Maggie. If you don't move,I'm gonna have to move you, and personally I don't wanna even touch you" Billy started towards the door, but Maggie still wouldn't move. Suddenly he felt something hit him in the head, HARD!! "Ouch!! Which one of you sluts hit me?" Billy screamed. He turned to see the other three just smiling at him. Suddenly he smelled something. He clenched his stomach and began to feel sick. He began to cough. But they all just stood smiling. Billy now really wanted out. But this time when he went for the door Maggie kicked him in his balls,causing him to collapse on the floor. He was then handcuffed and dragged into a the girls' bathroom about 5 steps from where they stood. Unfortunately for Billy he was inside before security made their way to patrol that part of the school.

Once inside the bathroom Billy was kicked in the balls by each girl, crippling him,rendering him powerless, and making it ultimately impossible to scream, or fight. He was gagged and was laid out on the floor. Billy lay there,hurt,and crying."Awww, Is the little baby hurt? Hungh, Does baby Billy want us to stop?" Casey said."I don't think so" Billy looked up and saw Casey and the other girls look at each other, smile and begin to take off their incredibly tight jeans. Billy couldn't help but get aroused. And as soon as it started to show, Casey kicked him in the balls hard,and swift. "Who said you could enjoy this" Casey said in anger. Billy started to cry again. Now Casey said to him,"Ya know Billy We did a little research on you,and.......We found out you were allergic to sulfur and methane." "Now being seniors, we are allowed to leave school grounds for lunch" "Which means instead of eating that wonderful shit on a bun the school calls lunch" "well today we all took a trip to, White Castles, Burger King, and.........You are gonna love this one......Taco Bell"

"Now correct me if I'm wrong but farts do tend to contain sulfur, and mostly methane" "Is this true Billy?" Billy now sank back, He felt like he was gonna just black out from fear. "Enough talk Casey, Can I go first?" Maggie said. "I have gotta fart so bad" "Allright Maggie you get him first". As Maggie moved down on Billy he felt his heart race,and he tried not to breath but he had to. Maggie now straddled his face, placing her sphincter right at his nose, she put all her weight onto him so he couldn't breath. He began to struggle and Maggie replied"Don't worry Billy I'll supply you with plenty of air to breath" Suddenly and with no warning Maggie farted a real loud, I've been holding that one in forever fart. Billy coughed and gagged on the putrid smell, and suddenly became aware of his increasing hard-on. Maggie noticed too, and pounded his balls into the floor. He struglled and Phuuuuuurt, a real hot fart was his reward, or should I say punishment. Blaaaaaps, Bloooort. Maggie made a comment on how gassy she was,and she was trying so hard not too let all her farts out at once. As Maggie continued to rain down on Billy with her farts of death, Casey stated "Ya know Billy, We're pretty petite, and small girls, All that gassy food is tearing us up inside, So this may take awhile" Ploooooobrrrrrrrrbbblllllpppppattssssssss!!! Maggie exploded onto Billy's face a hurrendous fart, that sent him into convulsions. He got a hit to his balls, and a fart. When he stopped Maggie got up,and Kate sat down. Billy was now choking,coughing,and wheezing from the chemicals in their farts.

Kate sat down and wasted no words. Just Plubbbbbbbb. Ahhh, Kate replied. Followed by another Blaaaaptsss. A snapping wet fart shook Billy's face and made it itch. Billy cried out in dislike and his gag of despair kept him silent to the world. Pooooooonts, Pooooonts,Blaaap, Bloooort, Shhhhhhslupppp. "Ooops" Kate said. "I almost shit on myself" "Wait,Wait" BLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP! "Ahhhhhhh,That is much better" "Who's next?" "Me said Sarah,Casey want's to go last" Sarah sat on Billy's red and swollen face,and warned him that White Castles usually makes all her farts those hot rotten ones. Pssssssss,Puffffffff,Pffffffffff. Ahhhh, I told you. Billy, choked, gagged ,and felt his food coming up,but if he puked, he'd have to swallow it, so he fought it with all his strength. Blaaappsss. Pleeeeeeeebt...........POP! Bluuuuurgggurgurgurgle. OOOOH!!! I feel so much better, But you know what,I'm not done, Sarah said. BLAAAAAAAP...POP! Pooooobvt,Vlaptsptlsptlsptlsvalpts. Skruuueeech. "Ohh Ooh,I think I'd better stop before I have an accident. Casey, it's your turn," Sarah said.

Billy looked up in total fear as his tormentress stood above him with a evil grin on her face, and an extremely bloated stomach. Billy found himself unable to do anything.He could no longer speak. He could barely see, and he couldn't move, or breath properly. He felt himself slipping away. And Casey sat on him and he knew it was all over. Casey never let out one short, or little fart, Casey bombarded him with explosive farts. He choked,he gagged, he tried to plead, but to no avail, she just sat and BROOOOBLAAAPTSBLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Casey had bad, Bad, BAD GAS!!!!! And it was all for him. BRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPLLPPLLLPL!!!!!!!!!! Billy couldn't take anymore of this. Suddenly Sluushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpsssssssstttttttttttttttttt, Casey farted the Ultimate SBD, it was airy, rank,and about 20 seconds long. Casey sat there looking up at the ceiling with her eyes rolled back in her head in pleasure as this killer SBD took Billy's last breath and Billy went completely limp. Billy's now limp corpse was then,farted on by all the girl simultaneously, until they all couldn't fart anymore, they pee'd on him, and took a massive Taco Bell/Burger King shit on him. And they left him there. Suddenly there was a flash of white light, sounds came back into focus,and..... Billy,Billy,BILLY!!!! "Hungh,What?" Billy was back in class, on that first day of school. He must have dreamed the whole thing. He was still hard, and was called to the board to answer the question. Billy thought to himself, it's happening again, It's all starting over again. He was hard, but this time no one noticed. Billy had literally dreamed the whole thing. At the end of the day, Billy was walking out of the school when, Boom, He ran straight into Casey,He stood afraid, and transfixed when Casey suddenly said "Sorry about that, I guess I gotta pay more attention to where I'm going" "Billy replied, "Oh No No, It was my fault, I wasn't looking where I was going. I'm sorry Casey". "Casey smiled and asked, "How do you know my name?" Billy smiled and said, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
The End!