David and Ellie
by chemicalvacuum

Description: this is a fart fetish story. The views expressed here are the protagonist's and don't necessarily reflect mine. This text is supposed to be translated from their original fictional language, so some lines might not make sense.

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Chapter 1

I just met a girl named Ellie, she seems to be a lovely person, just like every person here in the Sunshine Land. We walk around the streets and begin to chat. The sky is overcast and it's pretty cold, with the temperature hovering around 280 Kelvin.

"So, David, what do you like to do in your free time?", she asked, smiling gracefully. Her smile made me feel warm and fuzzy.

I blushed.

"I like to play videogames", I said, proudly. "Which kind of videogames?" - "RPG's" - "Cool! I love Frozen Quest!" - "Looks like we have something to talk about (I laugh friendly)"

We walk hand in hand and smile. I feel myself at ease and think about life.

"I like to see the stars at night and wonder what other worlds look like", I say.

"Me too! But what if there are worlds where suffering is the norm? Worlds where creatures are lonely and sad?", she said, worried.

"In my opinion, all our Universe is filled with happiness", I said.

She smiled and said that maybe I was right.

We keep walking holding each other's hands and look at the grey sky, I personally find this very relaxing and I hope she has the same opinion.

Life looks different depending on your perspective: if you think too much about death and illnesses, negative thoughts will haunt you, but life is made to be enjoyed, that's the purpose of life in my opinion. With everyone trying to make everyone else happy, I can't help but smile.

Everyone needs to be loved in one way or another, and the Sunshine Land has plenty of love. I asked Ellie for a hug and she squeezed me tight. I smile, it feels warm and wonderful. Everything is perfect here. A true friend is someone who metaphorically wipes your tears away, and I bet Ellie will be a true friend, I just need to wait until we become more than simple acquaintances, then my life will be more than perfect.

We sit on a chair outside and stay really close to each other. My heart is beating quite fast but somehow I still feel relaxed. I place my head on her shoulder and close my eyes while she plays with my hair. It feels awesome, and I'm positive we'll never quarrel: she's too kind to have any hate in her heart, and hate is rare anyway. I'm about to fall asleep, and it's weird how much I'm trusting her despite meeting her only today. I smile and feel happy, I love my life, everyday is joyful but today my heart is idiomatically melting.

We stay silent but with a smile in our faces, words aren't needed now, however, after something like 30 minutes, the caressing and relaxation ended and I felt blessed by her angelic hands. I got up with a rare kind of positive energy, held Ellie's hand and kept walking around the streets again. I was wondering things like why life exists, is there a superior being who created the Universe? We see It everyday, if God doesn't exist, then why do we see and feel things? It can't be an illusion!

"I wonder if there can exist a reality where the majority of humans deliberately make other humans suffer", I speculated.

"Well, I wonder if there exist other humans in our Universe", replied Ellie, "probably not", she added, "but perhaps aliens are there somewhere", she concluded.

Aliens?

"Do you think aliens would do such a thing?", I asked.

"I don't know, probably some would. Humans certainly do not", she said, smiling.

We walk hand in hand and I wonder if we'll ever reach other worlds. The Sunshine Land is our home, and it's blissful, sure, but I want to explore outer space, even though I know it's impossible as of now.

"Would you like living in another world?", I asked.

"No, I can't imagine a world better than this one" - "Neither can I, but I think it would be cool!" - "Are you unsatisfied of our world?" - "Not at all"

I smile and think about the endless possibilities our Universe has planned for us, if only we could reach another point in space, and what if there's other life beyond this reality? I hope someone will discover something to my interest during my lifetime.

I don't usually think about simple things, I like to think deeply about reality, perhaps I could be considered a philosopher. Of course, I like more down-to-earth aspects of life, too, such as going out my friends and having fun, but I can't seem to help the fact I also think about life through a deeper perspective. But maybe everyone's like me and they only appear to think in a simple way.

The running marathon of this city is having a lot of spectators, and everyone is supporting a runner [i.e. every person supports a different runner]. I'm not sure if I would have done the same. Maybe I should talk to Ellie about the fact I see everything in a deep way.

"Do you usually think deeply about reality?", I ask.

"No, not at all" - "Maybe I'm just weird, haha! (I laugh nervously)" - "No, you're totally cool!" - "Thanks"

My heart is beating fast 'cause anxiety. I think we shouldn't talk about these things. But why am I this shy?

She doesn't seem to mind my weirdness, though, so perhaps I can tell her more.

"Do you think the language we speak influences us in some way?", I ask.

"Sure! The voice in your head speaks your same language, after all", she answered, smiling.

I'm starting to love her even more than before.

"Do you think speaking an illogical language would make us think illogically?", I ask.

"That's for sure, if you can't express your ideas logically, your thinking skills would be reduced, but it's possible that people can be trained to think in a certain way, despite their language, though would require some effort"

"You are very smart, Ellie, I like your reasoning", I say, happy I have found the perfect girl for me.

She lightly blushed and held both my hands looking at my eyes. I hugged her and she hugged me back. Many people take such things for granted, but I'm always grateful for the smallest things.

"So, what shall we do now?", I ask, smiling.

"I don't know... life sure can be boring if you are smart and think a lot", she said.

"I indeed am (smart)", I say, not even knowing what to talk about, and having had more than enough of cuddling.

"You are", she said.

At this point, the conversation was becoming awkward, and the topics of our conversation were finishing.

"But you know what? Even though the feeling between us is getting awkward, I'm still really happy", I say.

She smiled but didn't say anything.

"It's a bad thing topics are limited", I say.

"Say a random noun, quick", she said.

"Airplane", I say, not knowing what she wanted to get into.

"We'll talk about airplanes", she said, with a proud looking smile.

"In which way?", I ask.

"Have you ever travelled by the means of airplane?", she asked.

"Yes, I went from here to Procedural Springs", I say, remembering how weird that city was, especially the houses and how people were dressed. I have to admit her idea of me saying a random noun is turning out better than I expected.

"Did you like that city?", she asked.

"It felt very unpredictable. Houses and the clothing people had on were all very different from the ones of here. I slightly liked it, but didn't feel myself at complete ease", I say.

"Please tell me more about the city 'Procedural Springs'", she said, smiling lovely as always.

"Houses were coloured in different ways, they also had weird geometrical shapes as decorations, and clothings were also coloured in weird ways, with the addition of unusual items such as cloaks and horned helmets. The weather is random and frost can occur anytime of the year, for this reason normal vegetation cannot grow there. The vegetation looked very exotic, in a way like nowhere else on this planet", I explain.

"Sounds awesome! I wish I could go there!", she said.

"We'll go there, one day, I promise", I say, smiling.

"That's great!" - "Have you ever travelled by the means of airplane?" - "No, I've never travelled outside of here, but I wish I will soon!" - "I'll take you to Procedural Springs later this year" - "I'm so happy"

She looked very excited to go to such an exotic city, and I understand her feelings. I didn't expect that talking about airplanes would mean more time spent with her. I look at the grey sky and everything about this day is perfect. I couldn't ask for better things than this. Now that the entire surface of our planet has been mapped and documented, I feel somewhat bored. I need to explore, and I wish there was something more than our world where we could afford to go to. Nonetheless, I'm not feeling trapped inside a cage, for this planet is too large to be defined a cage. Now my hope is that Procedural Springs won't be too different from the last time, during the time me and Ellie will visit it. I'm glad I can find my haven in fictional realities, where possibilities are limitless, at least new content is created daily there.

The current temperature feels slightly cold to me, and my hands are starting to get numb, so quite soon I'll be asking Ellie if we can go inside somewhere. It shouldn't be that hard to ask, I'll just tell her the truth, as it's far from being embarrassing. Perhaps we'll go to a restaurant, or somewhere else inside, who knows. I'd really like to go somewhere to eat fried potatoes, I think they're so delicious. It's time to ask her to go somewhere inside.

"Can we go somewhere inside now? I'm feeling cold", I asked.

"Sure! We can go to my house and play a brand new space sim game! We'll have fun, trust me!", she said.

"Fine", I said, and started following Ellie, as she was presumably taking me to her house.

I wonder what her house looks like, maybe it's as visually appealing as her. We walk for 7 minutes and suddenly, Ellie stops.

"This is my house, come in and please feel comfortable", she said, smiling as a sign of hospitality.

"I will feel comfortable indeed", I said, smiling back.

So, we both entered Ellie's house and it was beautiful, full with decorations and uplifting paintings. In the living room was her FunPort 7, with at least 100 videogames pre-installed, including the brand new space sim game she was talking about earlier.

"Shall we play?", she asked.

"Oh... yes, please", I said.

I was confident about the fact I was good at videogames, so we started playing the space sim. It was basically a walk simulator where you could walk on randomly generated planets. It gave me a haunting sense of solitude, as I was practically playing as the only living being in that game.

"This game will give me a really bad depression, let's stop it here. Let's play something where I can interact with other living beings, I don't want to be lonely inside a videogame", I said.

"I'm sorry this game has been unpleasant to you, we can play a city simulator!", she said, supposing that it will make me feel better.

"What is that?", I ask, then she selected the game without even explaining.

Now I understand. It's very similar to the last game. It's still a walk simulator, but this time you can walk through randomly generated cities with randomly generated people wearing, again, randomly generated clothing. Not to talk about the randomly generated weather and vegetation

"But... this... looks exactly like Procedural Springs!", I said, surprised.

"Not really, the trees are different. But yes, everything else is the same. I wonder what is the secret of Procedural Springs, and I want to go there, definitely!", she said, enthusiastic about that city as always.

I've been to that city, and while it felt creepy, I didn't have the feeling the city itself held secrets of any sort, but what if she was right? What if there was something really disturbing that created that city? People also didn't act naturally, I felt like their personalities were... randomly generated? Could it be? No! I'm just delusional, it's a city like every other! But we both have to go there in order to know what are the unique aspects of that misteryous place.

"We will go", I say.

"Thank you", she replied, smiling

I try another game, this time a shooting one, but it's not making me feel happy, quite the opposite, killing zombies makes me feel gloomy inside. Then I try another game, it's another walk simulator, but this time the city is not randomly generated and I can actually do things. I keep playing for a lot of time, but I'm not getting tired of playing videogames, as this console is really fun and the game choice was well made in my opinion. Of course these games are quite old fashioned and retro-looking: modern games are expensive, therefore, in order to save money, they use games that were made in less than one week. It's okay to me, though, also, it's not just the games that are making me feel good, there's also this comfy atmosphere that is making me feel relaxed and calm, not to mention that the fact that it's warm here makes me feel even better.

"Do you want to drink some tea?", she asked.

"No, thanks, I don't like tea", I admit.

I like that she cares about me, and perhaps I should tell her what I feel, but would that be appropriate? I don't know, really, although she requested me to feel comfortable.

"I like that you care about me", I say, smiling.

"You're sweet", she said, coming near me and then hugging me.

"This is a good day, probably the best day of the year so far", I say, proud to be near a girl as nice as Ellie.

"Is it because of me?", she asked, happy in advance.

"Yes, you're making me feel happy and loved", I said, with a pleased face.

"Do you want to eat or drink anything?", she asked.

"Some lemon juice in a bottle with at least 500 ml of capacity, and the bottle should at least be half full with lemon juice and only with lemon juice", I said.

"Alright, let me see if I can meet your criteria", she said, looking for fruit juices in her fridge.

"Got it!", she said, handing me an almost full unopened one liter bottle containing a mixture of 30% lemon juice and 70% water.

"Thank you", I said, opening the bottle and drinking some of the content. "It tastes delicious!", I add.

I keep trying more videogames: some are really fun to play for example there's a game where you have to drive a car and complete the track in less than two minutes, that's fun. I keep getting better and now I made it in 2 minutes and 15 seconds. A bit more practice and I will surely be able to win, even though I won't get any bragging rights, because this game is almost completely unknown, as it's made by an amateur programmer and the only place where this has been released is the obscure console called FunPort 7. Kept trying, and finally, I made it in one minute and 58 seconds! I won! I read somewhere that videogames are beneficial to the brain because they improve coordination. They surely are, as I feel like my brain is elaborating informations faster than before, and this happen everytime I get better at any game.

I tried more than 20 games, then I turned the console off.

"Taking a break?", asked Ellie.

"No, no more videogames for today, they're getting boring after a while", I said.

"What else do you want to do?" - "I don't know, maybe... cuddling?" - "Oh, okay (smiles)"

There's another thing I want to do instead of cuddling, but it's far too embarrassing to even think about it, so I'm going to prepare myself psychologically and eventually ask her, but it will surely be very difficult and I don't know how to handle demanding such a request.

"Okay then, you can place your arm around my shoulders", she said, explaining me how she likes to be cuddled. I'm not by any means an expert at cuddling, but I think I can do it the way she likes. We keep cuddling and I start to get sleepy. It feels really good but, despite that, my life still feel incomplete if my other wish remains unfulfilled, it would be like drinking and eating but not sleeping. Today is my only chance to make my secret desire come true, it's now or never.

"Would you like it if I gently touch your back?", she asked.

"Sure! Please do it", I said, waiting for the good feelings that come with it.

I have to wait for the very appropriate time when I will be able to ask her whether she could do that thing. I'm wondering how she will react to me requesting such a weird thing, but I have to try, because if I don't say that, then it's "no", if I say that, it could be either "no" but also "yes". We're still cuddling and I don't know what's the right moment to ask that to her. Is now the right moment or should I wait? The cuddling makes me feel good, but it's not enough. I don't mean the intensity of the pleasure is not enough, far from it, it's the lack of another more desired type of pleasure that is ruining my entire life. Whatever, I'm preparing my own speech in order to save it for later, I don't want to get caught unprepared and stuttering, so I mentally display all the possible outcomes, but, being as pessimist as I am, I focus on the worst case scenarios, such as Ellie not being my friend anymore just because I asked her such a bizarre request.

The speech is ready.

My heart is beating faster, my breathing becomes heavier and my throat gets dry, while I feel a knot in my stomach. My heart

is beating

much

faster.

faster...

faster.........

My head gets heavy and my mind confused as I try to pronounce that infamous sentence I had planned since a few minutes ago.

"Ellie, I... have to tell you something", I say, with my heart beating so fast I feel like I'm going to pass out. No, I cannot tell her.

"You can tell me anything", she said, smiling.

"I'm feeling cold, can you bring me a warm blanket?", I said.

"Looks like you're suddenly feeling unwell, can I check your temperature?", she asked, worried.

"Oh no, it's nothing, trust me, it's just... well... it's not a fever, it's something caused by emotions", I explain, telling her the truth but omitting most details.

"Negative or positive emotions?", she asked, worried.

"Ehhh... you know, kinda hard to explain, I consider them to be negative now, but this same feeling will be positive later", I explained the truth, but was intentionally vague.

"It's a good thing your perception will change soon", she said, with a light smile.

My heartbeat almost returned back to my average, so I'm calm now. How can I ask her? I'm going to have a heart stroke if I dare to tell her, but on the other hand, if I don't tell her now, my life will be incomplete for the rest of its own existence. My troath is dry, so I drink some lemon juice to make me feel better again. I think I'm getting near it, I think my dream will come true in a matter of minutes, I just have to calm down and think rationally weighting the probabilities of all the possible outcomes. What is the probability of us two not being friends anymore? Too high, in my opinion, too likely. And to make it worse, I'm not sure what's her opinion about this kind of things. Everything is uncertain, and the quality of my life depends on this choice I'll make, and also on WHEN I'll make the choice.

I try to breathe calmly but at the thought I'm going to request such a thing, I'm already getting nauseated and all the symptoms I had earlier reappeared. My "fever" returned. I wait for the right moment to tell her but a stress-induced heartburn prevents me from talking. Sure as death, I can't directly tell her what I want without the premise I'm embarrassed about asking that to her. I breathe calmly but my heartbeat is not going back to normal and the knot in my stomach is getting increasingly thicker as I know the feared moment is coming. As soon as I'll tell her, nothing will be the same, never again. The right moment is now, I tell myself, because later will be too late. I prepare the speech inside my mind and I have the replies planned for any bad outcome. I must not wait, not a minute longer, I get psychologically ready to unleash this beast of a request.

I'm ready.

"Ellie, I have to tell you something, but first, promise me not to judge me, not to tell anyone and that we'll stay friends", I said, trying to activate a metaphorical shield.

"I promise", she said, smiling.

"Well, it's a very embarrassing request I have to do", I admitted.

"What could it be? We're friends", she tried to remind me.

"I know, I know, but... our life will never be the same again after I'll tell you this", I say.

Now, she was looking at me and I was feeling extremely ill, saying that sentence now would have me die by heart attack.

"Can you fart on my face?", I said, quickly regretting it.

Strangely, my health parameters went back to normal and I was feeling wonderful. Currently waiting for her answer.

"I can, but at one condition", she said.

"Which one?", I asked her, curious.

"If you book a flight to Procedural Springs for me and you scheduled for tomorrow, then I'll fart on your face. And since I'm a good girl, you only ticket you have to pay is yours, I'll pay mine", she said, smiling.

Amazing! My dream is only a dozen clicks away! I use my mobile phone and book a flight for two to Procedural Springs. I pay 200 coins for the flight and she added her money to it.

"So, tomorrow we'll go tooo... PROCEDURAL SPRINGS! YAY!", she shouted full of joy, while watching some photos of that uncanny city.

"Done! Now, can you fart on me?", I ask, impatiently.

"I don't have to fart right now, I'm sorry, maybe later", she said, perhaps feeling guilty.

"Don't worry, I understand", I said, switching the console on again.

I play some more games waiting for Ellie to fart on my face. I wonder if she's really going to do it or just trolling me. I really hope she wasn't joking when she said she accepted my request, because if that's not true, if she won't fart on my face, it will hurt my feelings so bad I won't be able to even think. The suffering would be too much to handle. I can't wait so know how her farts smell like. I really love the smell of girls' farts, even though I've never smelled any. It's illogical, right? But when you know you'll like something, you'll likely like something like that.

The scenes of Ellie farting on my face play inside my mind, as this fact is imminent. Finally, today my dream comes true! I can't believe that my suffering is finally over, and that finally I can feel this kind of pleasure on my nose. I really wonder what it smells like when a girl farts on your face. I'm really excited for this new experience, but at the same time, I'm so hyped about it the wait is metaphorically killing me, like when you're waiting for a new game to be released, I'm waiting for Ellie to release some farts on my face. I know I've already said that but, wonderful, everything that I always wished will come true. I'll be grateful and thank Ellie as soon as she will fart on my face, for she is the best girl I've ever met, ready to fulfill my darkest wishes. I'm still waiting for the moment to come, though, as she doesn't seem to be gassy right now, but everyone farts at least 10 times a day, so the moment will surely come.

[FATAL ERROR]

The console suddenly crashed, so I tried to turn it back on, but to no avail.

"I'm sorry Ellie, I broke your console", I said, feeling guilty.

"You didn't break my console, you have to recharge it, look", she said, inserting a USB drive into the TV.

"Thank Nature", I said, feeling relieved.

Now that I have to wait for the console to be recharged, I have no means to entertain myself, and I grow more impatient as time passes. Half an hour has passed since she promised she would fart on my face but still nothing happened. I suppose she doesn't have to fart, but that's understandable, since farts don't come at will. I wonder how it will feel like: countless years spent frustrated at this not being a reality, and now that this is indeed a reality, I'm really looking forward to smell Ellie's farts, that's all I want at the moment, more than anything else, which right now doesn't matter.

I wait but nothing happens, and I start getting sad. I think that perhaps it will not happen today, and I'm already having an emotional ache: I want it to happen today! And what if she already farted 10 times and she won't have to fart anymore for the entire rest of the day? I'm already feeling bad, and stop smiling. Is this what they call "sadness"? It truly feels unpleasant, I think around a year has passed since I felt this sad. Basically, last year there was one day, such as I was so lonely. Everyone was busy doing something else and I felt ignored. Now, this feeling is different that the one of a year ago but still, I feel as sad, if not sadder, than that day, just differently. There's no light of hope, only darkness and pain haunt my mind with thoughts of desperation. This world is not made for me, it's made for boring people who don't mind the absence of pleasant olfactory stimulations, everyone ignores the sense of smell and ditches it for tactile stimulations such as cuddling but what about smell? It's a sense like the others! I feel so bad I feel the world falling in pieces and my soul is rotting in a metaphorical hell made of torment and h...

"David, I have to fart, put your nose in my ass, quick!", she said, looking hurried and pulling her panties down.

I felt my heartbeats running faster but I don't have time to explain: I immediately put my nose on Ellie's anus and she released a small hot fart.

PFT.

I inhaled it with all my might, but a horrible truth suddenly revealed: her farts didn't smell.

"Ellie...", I said, on the verge of crying.

"Is there something wrong?", she asked.

"Yes, your fart... has no smell, like, at all", I said, sad.

"I'm sorry, but I can't control their smell. I'm really sorry to have disappointed you", she said, seemingly worried about my sadness.

My world has turned upside down, I feel broken, shattered, falling in pieces, my emotions are getting number and this deadly mix of feelings is going to kill me. For real, perhaps. I don't know what to do: this was my only chance to smell a fart from a girl, and I got a girl who does odorless farts. The horror. I lie down on the carpet and tears involuntarily fall from my eyes. I start sobbing and Ellie came near to me and gave me a back rub.

"I'm sorry, do you want to smell something else? Maybe it will be stinkier", she said, trying to make me smile.

"No, I only like farts", I say, teary.

"I'm really sorry to have disappointed you, trust me, I am. Maybe cuddling will make you feel a bit better", she said, and I accepted her cuddles. She gave me a back rub, scratched my arm and scalp, and gave me kisses on my cheeks. I'm feeling a bit better, but this is just a tactile pleasure, I want to feel an olfactory pleasure, and that's different. My life will always be incomplete and I don't think I want to live anymore, but I will not kill myself, because there might be opportunities to get to smell another girl's stinky farts. I know it's not Ellie's fault, okay? I don't hate her, it's just that she's not able to give me what I need. I feel like my nose isn't getting stimulated enough, I feel like my sense of smell is empty. Have you ever craved for a certain feeling? To receive a hug, to eat a particular fruit, to listen to a certain song... and what do you feel if you crave them and don't get it? I'm feeling the same thing now, and I'm feeling hopeless, I think I'm going to be depressed and stop living a normal life because everything is...

"I have another fart coming! Put your nose in my ass again!", she said, sounding excited about this.

I unenthusiastically put my nose on her anus again and she farted. It was a silent flow of hot air.

PSSSFFFTTT

I smelled it and coughed a bit, wow! It really stunk! I regained my happiness and kept smelling until the smell was gone.

"It was delicious!", I say, happy.

"Did it stink?", she asked, curiously.

"Yes! Yes! It stunk a lot!", I said, happy like a hungry child who's been given a cheeseburger.

"That's good! I hope you'll have lots of fun today!", she said, smiling gently.

I smile and think about how beautiful life is. Having a girl who farts on your face is the best thing ever, it's even much better than cuddling! I'm so happy and want to experience this everyday.

"Can we do this everyday?", I ask, happy.

"Sure! But first we have to go to Procedural Springs! And that will be tomorrow!", she reminded me.

"It's okay if I'm with you", I said, blowing an air kiss.

"Thanks", she said, smiling and physically hugging me.

It feels good to be alive. And it makes sense, since death is so painful, it means that life is pleasant. Or perhaps the problem is just the transition.

"Lay down on the couch, I think I'm getting super gassy", said Ellie, but with a warning tone. What was the underlying meaning of that tone?

I lay on the couch and Ellie sits on my face with her butthole touching my nose. It was going to be awesome!

PSSSFFFTTT

This one was a bit too putrid for my tastes but I inhaled it all the same. Awesome, what a stench.

I wait for the next fart, she said she was probably going to get super gassy and I really hope she's gonna blow fart after fart on my now captured nose.

"My nose belongs to your ass now, you can blast all the farts you want into my poor nose", I said, actually meaning it.

"Okay", she said, happily.

PSSSFFFBBBRRRTTT

This one made a bit of noise but it smelt deadly nonetheless. This day is simply perfect, I'm loving every single moment of this treatment. It's like she's taking a really good care of my nose, curing all my emotional aches with a strong intoxicating but pleasant smell.

PSSSFFFTTT

The smell of this last fart was strong enough to make my eyes water. I can really say my nose is getting the stimuli I need now.

PBBBFFFTTT

Now, this one was overwhelmingly rancid, I don't think I can smell this one. I tried to take a small whiff but was about to throw up. No, no, these smells are stimulating my nose a bit too much now, I tried to tell her but...

PBBBFFFRRRTTT

Her fart went right inside my nostrils, making me dry retch as the smell was simply too strong to take.

"Ellie, your farts are too smelly*", I say, trying to get her ass off my face.

*Note: it doesn't rhyme in their language

She just laughed and told me:"You asked for it, now you take it like a real man"

PFFFBBBTTT

She took my arms to prevent me from escaping and I thought I was about to die from toxic fumes. I didn't think being face farted was going to be that stinky. But, somehow, I want to repeat this experience everyday: there is something attractive about smelling a girl's farts I can't even explain.

PSSSFFFBBBTTT

Yuck! But this doesn't mean I'm not suffering from the vile stench right now. It's hard to explain what it smells like. I like it, even though it's hot and it absolutely reeks to stay under her ass when she farts. It makes me want to puke and happy at the very same time. Oh, what a contrasting feeling, but honestly I didn't think it would smell this bad, I thought the smell was going to be very mild but boy was I wrong. It looked like she stopped farting and the smell of her last fart was gone so I kept breathing normally but suddenly...

PFFFSSS

A small deadly stinker went into my nostrils and made me feel a little dizzy. I breathed normally this time and smelling a fart this strong is indeed very pleasant and very gag-inducing at the same time: a mix of opposite feelings, combined with each other to create something unique. I'm really looking forward to do this again everyday, I'm sure I will get used to the smell in a few days! This day is the perfection: I've never felt so many different emotions in one day. Still under her ass, I acknowledge this is the most pleasant experience of my life and I can't feel any better than this, as this is the perfection and nothing can be greater than this. Everything is so good I can't even believe it, but it's happening today in real life! I'm so happy this is finally a reality!

The feeling of her ass skin on my nose is awesome, on a touch perspective, it feels very smooth and soft, and on a smell perspective, it smells mild when she doesn't fart but it can get intensely brimstone-like when she farts, leaving me breathless. Things sure have gotten super stinky today, but it wasn't that bad, and I want to repeat the experience everyday for the rest of my life, because even though some of her farts make me want to throw up, it still feels really pleasant indeed.

PSSSFFFTTT

This fart caught me by surprise, I really wasn't expecting it. Luckily, it didn't smell that bad, even though it was still really concentrated.

"I think I don't have anymore coming", she said, getting her ass off my face and smiling at me.

"So, did you like it?", she asked.

"Yes, Ellie. It was super intense", I said, remembering how bad her farts stunk.

"I'm glad you liked it. We can do this every single day", she said, smiling.

I'm so happy of this thing, my life is now complete.

"Thank you so much, I'm so grateful to you because of what you're doing. I always knew you were the right girl for me", I said, happily.

"I tend to have the worst smelling gas in the morning. Come at my house tomorrow at 4:30 A.M. if you want to smell it", she said.

I'm so happy I think I'm going to explode.

"Sure I'll do it!", I said.

I turned the console on and started playing videogames again, I've only tried 32 videogames so far on this console, and I wonder if one day I'll have tried them all. Of course, these games are made in less than one week, but still, they are very fun to play. I suppose half of these games have randomly generated content. It's fun, but it's different than having the content created manually. I also suppose future games will use randomly generated content more in order to give the illusion of vastity. Most games on the FunPort 7 are infinite, meaning you can't beat them and they go on until you lose.

I'm playing a game where you shoot at randomly generated enemies in randomly generated maps using randomly generated weapons. The difficulty is hard, but an easier version has been made, though pretty limited. I'm getting a bit frustrated with losing anyway so I change the game and put a more relaxing one where you just walk and cannot die. That is the game number 55. You can chat with other people in that game and that made me feel a lot better, because being able to talk with someone surely helps. Then I play another videogame that has co-op multiplayer and I play with Ellie. Such a good and cozy feeling to play videogames with a person you have a really good relationship with. I'm feeling a wonderful emotion and even though our house is pretty cold (290 Kelvin), I feel warm and cozy, especially due to the grey sky, and the weak sunlight filtered through the windows created a blissfully relaxing atmosphere. I look at outside the windows and smile. Am I in heaven yet? Today has been awesome!

"I've got another fart! You know what to do", she said, pulling her panties down like earlier. Again, I put my nose on her ass and wait to get blasted.

PSSSFFFTTT

"This one doesn't smell at all, but don't worry, it can happen", I said, satisfied by today's experience.

"Did you like smelling my farts today?", she asked, to which I replied "Sure I did".

Looks like she ran out of gas for today, but it doesn't matter, because today's experience has been very satisfying and I'm looking forward to more in the next days. My life is very complete now and I'm glad I can indulge in my wishes thanks to a girl like Ellie who pleases me about everything I want. But now it's time to stop talking about farts and time to enjoy videogames and other things. I'm not getting tired of playing and discovering new games, because 128 games is surely a high number and it's almost impossible that I will be able to play them all today. All my melancholy has gone, now I'm as happy as ever, and these videogames are helping me remember things better associating both.

I drink some more lemon juice to celebrate all these awesome events and keep playing. Now, I'm playing an awesome RPG game but, you know, a game that belongs to this genre takes so much to be completed and I'm still at level 1. I defeat some enemies so I get more experience points that will cause my character to level-up. I'm having so much fun and this game was made in a total time of 18 hours, so probably a week of work. Wow, it feels much more complex than what one would expect from such a quickly made game. My inventary has already 2 items: x5 potions and a copper key. I suppose the key will open some door later in the game. For now, I shall defeat some evil dwarves who plague the enchanted forest. So far so good. The graphics isn't that good but at least I can understand what's going on unlike the earliest games that looked extremely pixelated. This game is totally cool and kudos to the developer! Probably the best game I've tried so far in the FunPort 7.

"Is there another bottle containing lemon juice in your fridge?", I asked.

"I don't know", she said.

"Please check", I requested.

She checked the fridge and, to my surprise, she had another bottle containing lemon juice.

"It's so delicious", I say, feeling thirsty. You know, lemon is my life.

All my pain and frustrations are gone, now I have a true friend who makes me happy. I need nothing more than this, I could live like this forever.

var myhappiness = 0
if ellie = fartsinmyface then _
myhappiness = myhappiness + stinklevel
if stinklevel >= 16 then i = willpuke
goto line 2
sub end

What more will life give me? I don't care, I already have everything I want, and I hope this condition will last forever, because being satisfied is what we all seek and we try to make it last as long as possible. Ellie's farts are even much smellier than what I find satisfying so it's good. It feels like breathing in the ethereal gases found in heaven.

I keep playing the RPG game and achieved Level 4. This game has a few bits of randomly generated content but most of it is created manually. I can't believe it has been created in just 18 hours of development! It feels huge, but probably it's because of those few parts where content is generated randomly. As soon as I reach level 5, I feel like I'm able to explore the forest further away, wherein more dangerous enemies are located. Heading in for the next town there are some dangerous plants which deal damage if I'm too close to them. I try to defeat some more dangerous enemies and I win, but my HP's are very low so I need to use a potion which, luckily, I can use outside of battle unlike some other games. I need to go to an inn and recharge myself, then I can fight again. I make sure to buy lots of potions and then go to the journey. I fight several enemies and then finally arrived to the next town, where people act a bit weird. It reminds me of Procedural Springs so I giggle a little bit.

"Do you want me to cook some food?", asked Ellie.

"Sure, which subset of food?", I ask.

"Boiled carrots", she said, smiling.

"I speculate that I will like it", I say.

She starts cooking boiled carrots and I wait by playing game number 63, which is the RPG I was playing earlier.

This new town has a very creepy atmosphere and one NPC has asked me if I could collect some -Magic Herb- for her. Is she a witch? I take part of this mission and go seek the -Magic Herb- in the enchanted forest. I found it, but a battle appeared. It was a glitchy monster, and when I finally defeated it, the game restarted. I was level 1 again. I was getting frustrated but decided to play it again, this time without searching for the -Magic Herb-. This time, though, the game was different, textures had unnatural colors, the grass, I could tell it was RGB (32; 64; 128) i.e. a dark blue that was unnatural for grass. Some trees vanished as I approached them and all enemies had 65,535 HP compared to around 10 as they did earlier. I quit every battle and went directly to the next town, where the girl appeared as a flying witch. I approached her and she shrunk me until I was 10 centimeters tall, then put me inside on the ground and I was eaten by a cat.

GAME OVER

I restarted the game with my last save, and thankfully I was at level 5. Very weird scene, I didn't know this game contained such scenes!

I kept playing as usual and went back to the new town. She was a normal girl again, but this time I ignored her and proceeded to do some other missions. I bought a sword and proceeded to exit the town, but that girl was blocking the entrance.

"I need a -Magic Herb-, could you please go and find it for me?", she said. I said:"Yes" not to anger her and went out on my mission. I was presumably safe from her, and tried to adventure further away, in an icy region named "Eveq". Here the monsters are very powerful and I eventually lost. I awakened in a dark cave and couldn't find the way out. I opened a door with the -Copper Key- and a monster started chasing me. I ran really fast and hid in a closet waiting for that monster to go away, then I exited the closet and carefully planned a way out. I found the exit door but I needed a -Bronze Key- to open it, and in the meanwhile I heard some growling nearby. I hid in the closet again and then searched for the -Bronze Key-. Found it! There was a problem, though, the monster was blocking the exit. I killed it with my sword behind its back. I exited, and everything seems strangely calm. I fled from the enemies and went back to Eveq, there I found a wizard who casted a good spell on me. I was immortal for the next 20 minutes of game time. I took advantage of it to go to the next town and defeat powerful enemies to reach Level 8, which was... the last level? This looked like the end of the game, beaten in 144 minutes. Such a lame game, now I understand why it only took 18 hours to make! Only 3 towns? Really? But I do have to admit it was fun.

"The boiled carrots are ready", said Ellie, and I went to eat.

I started eating them, they tasted good.

"They taste good to me", I said.

"That's good", she said, smiling.

After we finished eating, we sat on the couch and cuddled again.

"What a beautiful day", I said, happily.

"I'm glad you're liking it, and to make it better, everyday will be like this, or would you get bored?", she asked.

"Of course I won't get bored! Do you ever get bored of eating or showering? Smelling your farts will be a daily routine from now on, and I'm so happy because of this", I said, proudly.

"You're right", she said, placing her head on my shoulder.

From now on, I'll be very happy, and I'll say goodbye to negative emotions. This is the best thing that happened to me in my entire life and I thank Gaia for she has given me the opportunity to live a satisfying life. I've lived badly before, but now this is the everlasting Heaven I deserve. Thank you, Ellie, you're my angel. Thank you so much.

I'm almost crying, but I should be strong and hold my tears. It's a feeling that is difficult to explain, but in simple words: it's a serene feeling of calm and bliss, like seeing a light that will guide you through your journey into the lack of pain, it's warm and nothing else shines so bright. I'm feeling relaxed and sleepy, so I lay down on the couch with Ellie near me and sleep. She might be sleeping as well. Even though I'm still thinking, I'm falling asleep. The best sleep of my life, and the Sun is also setting soon, this means it will probably be dark when we'll wake up. Good night.

I wake up, it's dark, and Ellie's hugging me tight. I smile and keep laying down on the couch to have some precious closed-eyes time. Then, I need to walk. I let myself go from her hug and then turn the console on and keep playing videogames. Now I'm playing a standard 16-bit platform game, it doesn't seem anything too weird. This kind of games really remind me of my childhood, but now it's not the time to have reminiscence of those almost dark times. Well, I lived a happy life, except for the fact no girl farted on my face, but now my life is perfect and I feel undescrivable emotions. Now it's time to enjoy life fully, and hope this is going to last forever. Or at least, until I... no, I don't want that to happen. The thought one day everything will be wiped out from my existence scares me, and also makes me really sad. Should I tell this to Ellie? I want to enjoy my life while it lasts, but what will I do when it will become too late? I feel like everyday I'm one day closer to the end, but I need to do so many things! It doesn't matter that much, anyway, if my life is going to be awesome, I can die without regrets. Dying with regrets might be one of the worst things, and I don't want that to happen. But I can feel, that the rest of my life will be painless and satisfying, so I'm feeling blessed. Everything is going to be okay, that's for sure. I have everything I need here, this is my newfound shelter.

Ellie just woke up and greeted me with a smile, what a nice way to start an evening! Still, I feel like something is missing.

"Ellie, I'm feeling sad", I said, in a serious way.

"Why?", she asked, looking worried.

"I just realized, that today is the perfect day, but still, I'm feeling unhappy. I received so much from you but gave nothing to you. I'm so selfish, I'm sorry", I said, starting to cry.

Ellie hugged me.

"Your happiness is the best reward for me. You deserve everything I have given to you", she said.

Suddenly, I felt a warm tingle down my spine. She's an angel. This is a heart-melting moment and I'm so happy again.

"And, by the way, you're taking me to my favourite city tomorrow, so we're even", she said with a gentle smile.

Everything is going so well, I wonder if I'll get sad again like a minute ago. I shouldn't get sad during these beautiful moments, so I try to calm down and smile. Nothing can go wrong now, I'm pretty sure, and by the way, I'm not useless, I've helped making people feel better in the past so I think it's fine.

"Do you remember the old cartoons such as The Adventures of Bernard & Molly?", Ellie asked.

A wave of nostalgia swept my brain.

"Sure, those were the good old times. The cartoons that are being broadcasted lately don't give me the same feelings as those you mentioned. Now it feels like things aren't as simple anymore", I said, nostalgic about the past and when cartoons were actually good.

"Do you ever feel like your past was better than your current life?", she asked.

"I do. But now I remember that my life is actually much better now. You know, as a kid I had lots of friends, watched lots of good cartoons, played lots of good videogames, had so many adventures in my friends' backyards, and much more, I have so many childhood memories but you know what? I think I prefer it now, because I have you now, and I'm feeling calm", I explained.

"Sure, things tend to get less interesting or exciting as you grow up. When you are young, everything you like seems the best thing ever. It happened to me, too. Now I have less friends too, do less interesting things and have less exciting memories. But today I experienced something new thanks to you", she said, smiling.

I smiled back and felt good. Today I have felt an extensive range of feelings, which is both good and bad. Now that my feelings are good and stable, I can enjoy the rest of my journey, speaking of which, tomorrow will start a new. To Procedural Springs we go.

I played a very melancholic post-rock/shoegaze song.

"What is this for?", asked Ellie.

"I like this song, I remember I used to listen to this when I was very sad. It helped", I said.

"And why are you listening to this now?", she asked.

"To remind myself the dark times are over", I explained.

"They sure are over. It's okay now", she said, hugging me, and with this music in the background I feel the need to cry. Today is the most beautiful day of my life.

"Please, keep hugging me, it feels comforting", I said.

She smiled and kept hugging me. I really liked the love I got from her. She paused the music and hugged me again.

"It feels better with no music", she said.

And it was true, I could hear her heartbeat and her breathing. It was super comforting I didn't even know what to say or how to explain that feeling, I just let myself go and enjoyed every part of it. Sure thing I was calm and happy, but I still needed lots more of her hugs, because I wasn't totally calm to be honest.

Around 30 seconds have passed, and she's still hugging me, giving me all the comfort I need.

I cried.

"Do you want me to wipe your tears away with a fresh cloth?", she asked.

How embarrassing.

"Okay", I said, awkwardly.

"Come with me, I don't want you to be alone", she said, taking me with her.

She took a cloth and requested me to sit down.

"I will make you feel better, I promise", she said, rubbing my head.

"You're an angel", I said, crying.

"Thank you. I appreciate your words really much", she said, wiping my tears away as I cry even more.

"You're an awesome person, Ellie. I wish everyone was like you", I said, crying.

She kept wiping my tears away and I was feeling much better. These were not tears of sadness, but rather, tears of a melancholic kind of joy. I felt touched by all these moments and by Ellie's kindness towards me.

"I have a favour to ask you", I said.

"You can ask me anything", she said, smiling.

"I want to go to a park with you and walk together with you hand in hand, tomorrow morning, before the flight to Procedural Springs", I said.

She smiled.

"Sounds very pleasant", she said, touching my shoulder.

"I feel better now, now I want to go outside with you and then I'll go to sleep. Today has been really intense", I said.

"Sure, let's go outside", she said, smiling and opening the main door.

"Today I have felt so many emotions, both good and bad, I've never felt so emotional in my entire life. It does indeed feel good to have emotions, even bad ones, it's like an inner sense that activates when triggered", I said.

"Were those bad emotions because of me?", she asked.

"Yes, but they were not your fault, let's go outside now", I said, going outside while holding Ellie's hand.

The temperature outside was pretty cold, a chilly 275 Kelvin, but it didn't matter.

There were still many people outside and I wanted to explain something to Ellie.

"Please don't tell anyone that you [unspecified verb] in my face, that would be too embarrassing", I said.

"Don't worry, that will be our little secret", she said, smiling.

"Thank you", I said, smiling and holding each other's hands while walking.

"I wonder what this adventure is going to bring us", I said, curious.

"We'll go to Procedural Springs and then we can relax, don't worry", she said, calmly.

"Will you still be doing the thing you did to me today? If you know what I mean", I said.

"Yes, I will [unspecified verb] in your face again", she said, looking at me, smiling and hugging me.

My nose has been really happy today, and will be happy for what I hope to be many years to come. The fresh stench of Ellie's farts makes me feel really good, even though sometimes they really stink, to the point they can be unbearable, but that's where the fun lies in. It wouldn't be fun if her farts were mildly stinky: I need really intense smells from a fart otherwise I'm not happy. I and Ellie keep walking through the streets and the darkness makes me feel at ease, like the world is more interesting at night. Metaphorically, I've lived in darkness for all these years but now I can see a warm light that comforts me. That light is Ellie. She's the purest angel I've ever met, she doesn't seem to have any evil in her heart, she's only a good person that cares about others. Let be honest here, if I asked another girl to fart on my face, very high chances are that she would have refused. But Ellie's different, Ellie is extremely kind and I want to be friends with her for the rest of my life.

"What do you consider this day to be like?", I asked.

"Pleasantly unusual", she replied.

"Which emotions did you feel?", I asked.

"Honestly, not many, but I was indeed worried for you when you cried", she said.

"Hey... don't say out loud that I cried", I said.

"Okay, I'm sorry for that" - "Don't worry. Anyway, the flight is scheduled for tomorrow at noon. Is it okay if we meet at 4:30 A.M.?" - "Sure, I'll pack everything I need, how long will we be staying?" - "A week"

We were walking for about 15 minutes at this point, and we liked walking so we kept doing that. I wanted to look at the stars but the sky was overcast so I couldn't see them. I let out some breath clouds (that were visible because of the low temperature) and giggled. Ellie did some breath clouds, too. We kept holding each other's hands and also walking. I remember when I and my friends used to tell each other stories about ghosts at night. It was really fun. I wonder if Ellie knows some scary stories about the paranormal. Perhaps I should ask her, but I'll do that later, I don't want to ruin this lovely moment.

I don't even know what to think about anymore, I'm getting sleepy but still I want to spend some more time with Ellie. I wonder if there is some kind of food that makes her gassy and also makes her farts stink like crazy. I would recommend her eating broccoli but perhaps the fact that they make you fart more is in fact a hoax, a common misconception, an urban legend. I want her farts to smell as bad as possible, because the more they stink, the happier I am. I'm getting increasingly sleepier but I still have enough energy to walk around the city and think about so many things my brain never stops thinking. So many things happened today it's actually unbelievable that a girl did that to me. The best thing is that I'm pretty sure this is not a dream, but the pure reality, and this is going to happen everyday! I'm such a happy human because of this.

"Ellie, you make me happy", I said.

She smiled and hugged me without saying anything. The hug lasted for about 20 seconds, then she let go. I felt a flow of positivity rushing through my metaphorical blood and a new kind of light bathed my soul. I repeat to myself, that everything is going to be alright. There's nothing more that can be said about today. I've already been awake enough, and it will be time to sleep in a few dozen minutes. The day is over now, and I couldn't be happier, even though I now regret the fact that I've also felt bad emotions today. I should really go to sleep soon, as soon as I'll wake up next morning it will put things in perspective and the sadness I'm now feeling will be gone. We go to a public place with trees and seats, and I'm tired now, so I should sit down. I approach a seat and tell Ellie I'm going to sit down, and she follows me saying she's going to sit down as well. I'm feeling sleepy but I can't sleep here, perhaps I should go sooner or later.

I sit on a bench with Ellie and look at the artificially illuminated trees. I close my eyes and place my head on Ellie's shoulder. Today sure has been intense and I need to rest a little bit. She was caressing my head and I was getting really comfortable. This day is coming to an end, but unlike life, there are multiple days to be experienced. I start drifting to sleep, and I actually slept for perhaps 10 minutes, only to wake up shivering and with my hands getting number. I blow hot air on my hands trying to warm them up, then put them in my pockets and luckily they went back to normal. I ask myself how I'm feeling right now and the answer is: pretty good. There's a feeling of hope, that everything will stay the same forever, and a feeling of victory, for I have conquered my frustration. I stepped out of my metaphorical darkness and now I'm invincible. Starting from tomorrow, negative emotions won't haunt me anymore, and I won't be bothered by sadness or guilt. I'll try to always feel good.

I don't know what I'll do tomorrow, sure, I and Ellie will go to Procedural Springs, but then, what will happen? Will it be just another boring trip? Or will something interesting happen? I'll just wait for tomorrow and find it out. I don't suppose anything, I'll just wait. My hope is that I'll be able to smell Ellie's farts while we are in that city, perhaps that will happen at her room in the inn. I can't stand a single day without smelling her farts, let alone an entire week. I want to smell them again and be happy. Ellie's farts have the most beautiful smell ever: pungent and rancid, just the way I like them. I hope she will get gassier than today in the future. That being said, my life is good now, and everyday will be filled with farts. That's beneficial to my nose, indeed. I'm too sleepy to even think now, so I get up and stretch my arms and legs. Ellie also gets up and hugs me. I suppose she likes them, as she hugs me really often. Now it's indeed time to go home and sleep.

"I need to sleep now", I said, starting to go to my house.

"Let me come 'til your door", she said.

"No, no, I need to be alone now", I said.

"Okay", she said, smiling.

"Thank you so much, Ellie, it's thanks to you that I'm happy now", I said, hugging her and yawning covering my mouth with my hand.

I start to go to my house, streets are still quite crowded but I guess those people will wake up late in the morning, so I should go to sleep now, because tomorrow I'll get up at 4:30 A.M.

I finally arrived to my house. I wash my teeth and went to bed. I was so sleepy I immediately fell asleep.

I woke up at 3:30 A.M. and got up at 4:00 A.M. ready for another splendid day to be experienced.

I took a shower, had breakfast with eggs and broccoli and brushed my teeth. It was 4:25 A.M. already, so I went outside and rushed to Ellie's house. I knocked at her door and she opened it wearing pajamas.

"Come in", she said, smiling and visibly sleepy, rubbing her eyes with her hand.

I went into her house and asked if I could turn the console on. Yeah, I'm addicted to those games (laughs). She said "Sure" and I immediately turned the console on, playing a walking simulator. The flight is at noon so we have all the time we need to do things.

This walking simulator contains in-game dangers such as the weather and dangerous animals, so it gives me the right energy to face a long as stressful flight. This time I spawned in an extremely hot town, and there was a danger of burning of my character's skin. He was about to get scalded, but soon I entered a super-market and my health went back to normal after a few minutes, so I bought a hat to protect my character's head from the heat. As soon as I go back outside, a dangerous spider bites me, making my character die. I had to restart the game, but I turned the console off instead, wanting to drink some water.

"Can you please give me a glass containing water?", I asked. She opened the fridge and gave me the glass containing water. I drank it and it quenched my thirst.

"I have to fart", she said, pulling her panties down and pointing her ass at me.

"Can I smell it, right?", I asked.

"Sure! Go ahead!", she said, smiling.

I put my nose on her butthole and she farted after a few seconds.

PFFFTTT

Oh boy does it stink! I inhale it with all my might and it feels like it's burning my nostrils. It smells like rotten peppers, it's rancid but I'm loving it all the same. I exhale with my mouth as I'm having a slightly hard time to breathe that fart in.

PSSSFFFTTT

She let another one rip and this one was silent but deadly. It was not impossible to breathe but surely it was not easy to take in.

"Ellie, your farts are amazing", I said, taking another whiff of that putrid scent of rotten peppers and beans.

"Thanks", she said, giggling.

The smell was gone, but I still kept my nose in her ass as I expected another fart.

"Yes, I have another one", she said. I'm surely excited for it as I prepare to sniff it intensely.

PFFFBBBRRRSSSTTT

This one sounded a bit wet but actually it wasn't wet. It smelled wet, too. It smelled like rotten peppers and beans mixed with diarrhea. Yes, it indeed smelt so bad I was about to throw up, so I moved my nose away from her ass to breathe some fresh air.

"No, no, no! You have to smell it!", she said, a bit angry.

I reluctantly placed my head back in her ass but I was about to dry retch, was it that stinky. The smell wasn't going away, and suddenly, another fart gust wafted inside my nostrils.

PSSSFFFTTT

This one was a bit less stinky, endurable but still extremely strong, I sniffed it but I felt like my nose's hair was rotting. I know, I have to smell every one of Ellie's farts, because I asked for it. And this means every single fart, every single day. My life is going to get pretty stinky from now on. And this is just the morning, she's probably going to fart much more in the afternoon! What a disgusting delight. The smell is almost gone now, but I wonder when will Ellie stop being gassy, not that I'm not enjoying this, of course.

PFFFBBBTTT

This fart caught me by surprise, I sniffed it and its scent was very powerful. I kept sniffing until the smell was completely gone, waiting for the next farts to come.

"This was my last fart for now, perhaps I'll get gassy again later", she said.

"Okay", I said, intoxicated by the nasty smell.

This is going to happen every day, I'm so happy! Finally I have everything I always longed for.

"Let's go to the park and walk holding each other's hands. Remember?", I said.

"Are you sure? It's dark now", she pointed out.

"Watching the sunrise will be heart-touching", I said.

She smiled and we went outside. The temperature outside was a freezing 270 Kelvin, there was a thin layer of ice on the ground but we didn't care. We went to the park. Trees were still green even though it was winter, because the native vegetation is evergreen here. We are right now in the park and we're holding each other's hands wearing gloves. It doesn't feel as close as holding hands without gloves but it's still good.

After a few hours of being outside, my face is slightly colder than what I'd like but the topic is: we're watching the sunrise holding each other's hands. It feels so cozy, even though the weather is a bit cold.

We're lucky that this morning the Sun isn't covered by grey clouds, even though the sky is mostly cloudy right now. The visuals are breath-taking: the clouds look orange due to the Sun scattering light.

Soon, the Sun hides behind the rain-threatening clouds, and shadows aren't cast anymore. Perhaps it will rain later today. If precipitation falls now, it would be snow, which is not unheard of in our city. The sky returns grey as usual, and I now need a scarf, or my nose is going to fall off. It's not the cold, it's the length of us staying outside in this temperature that's annoying. We stay in the park for a bit more, enjoying the brownish green grass and the winter landscape.

"It's 10 A.M., let's go to the airport!", she said, not wanting to miss the flight that is scheduled two hours ahead.

We wait for the bus, it arrives, we go inside and wait for it to arrive to destination. In the meanwhile, we both stay silent to respect other passengers, who were using their mobiles to do something only they know. Is this going to be an awesome journey? I don't know, but Procedural Springs is quite dangerous due to the weird weather and dangerous insects and animals who roam freely through the streets. There's also the risk of toxic volcanic ashes spreading in the air due to the nearby volcano that erupts once a year and also frequent earthquakes. One of the most dangerous cities I know, but I haven't told Ellie. She wanted to go there, it's her fault, anyway.

The bus has arrived to the airport, we go out from the bus and go to check our documents and identity cards. This is surely going to be one of the most anxiety-inducing trips of my life, but I have to stay calm and enjoy this adventure, for it will give us bragging rights.

Chapter 2

The flight began, it was relatively calm as the airplane departed. We could see our city from above, and as we were flying higher, our excitement grew. I was a bit anxious about the dangers of Procedural Springs, but eventually got calmer as I realized it's safe because of the official alerts. For example, the city has speakers that alert us if a storm is coming or if dangerous beasts are entering the city so it should be pretty safe. I don't want my anxiety to ruin our holiday, anyway. We must have fun. I'm getting bored so I read a book called "The List of Evil", wow it's so depressing and disturbing but I still read it to know what will happen next. Looks like it's set in a fictional dystopian planet called "Earth". Every country in it has something wrong. Let me explain the story to you: basically, it starts with telling the story of a lonely girl in a "communist" tropical island where you basically cannot say anything against the government nor complain. That's so bad. The second part is set in a different country, to the north of the tropical island. Here, like in the rest of this planet, "psychiatrists" plague the world. Psychiatrists are the main antagonists of this book. They basically force other people to swallow chemical substances that make them feel horrible for the rest of their lives. Had such a thing happened in Sunshine Land, it would have been the apocalypse, but luckily, this is just dark fiction and these so-called "psychiatrists" don't exist. The third part talks about a person who wants a girl to fart on his face but can't find any because of the narrow-mindedness of earthlings. I can relate to this. I still have to read the second chapter but I'll do it during this flight. This book has a total of 10 chapters and I wonder if everything will go well, but probably not, as this is dark fiction. I've spent 2 coins on this book and I don't regret it the slightest bit. Reading feels really good because you're living awesome adventures. I have read at least one hundred books and I've felt so many emotions I could feel them. You will probably get bored if you don't ready any story so you should do it, because it's good for the mind. Anyway, things now are going to be interesting, but I'm currently waiting 6 hours to arrive to Procedural Springs, and only 22 minutes have passed therefore I'm so bored. I don't know what to do, should I read the second chapter of "The List of Evil" to spend some time? Hell yeah!

...

So, I have read it, and basically it tells the story of a lonely guy who is used being lonely but then he gets desperate and he stops feeling any emotion, getting better at school but making his sister very sad because of the fact he's emotionless. His sister watches a show about a farting girl who goes at school and farts on bullies' faces to punish them. Such a good story isn't it? But a world like that wouldn't be realistic, citizens will protest so bad things wouldn't happen. Here I stop reading, and I'll read the rest in the next weeks.

"Do you want to read this book?", I asked to Ellie.

"What is that?", she asked.

"A dystopian novel", I said.

"Cool, I'll take a look if you don't mind", she said, smiling and ready to take the book.

Now she's reading it and I hope she's gonna like it. In the meanwhile, I'm getting bored and I don't know what to do anymore, although I have to admit sometimes I'm looking at the book to see how far she went reading, and I'll probably giggle internally when she reaches the farting scenes of the first chapter. I sigh in sign of boredom and cross my arms and place them on my chest. This boredom is surely something that cannot be avoided as I have no other books here. I wish I had brought "Chemical Bitterness and Yulia the Skunk Girl" with me: that novel is a pure classic that is always worth a read, no matter how many times you have read it. It still gives me so many emotions but perhaps it's just me being nostalgic, even though I do indeed think that the old stories from a few years ago are better than the boring unemotional books they are releasing lately. The books now lack soul. Of course, not every book that is released this month is bad, it's just that my feelings towards the old stories are stronger and make me feel so nostalgic about the past I almost cry. Such good memories those stories give me. The same happens for cartoons and videogames: the ones I played and saw years ago feel better to me than the ones I'm reading now, but perhaps it's only due to my personality, because I like to think about the past a lot. Now, I like some of the books that have been released this month, but they don't feel the same to me. Videogames are the same thing, even cartoons. When I play the first chapters of Frozen Quest, happy memories of my childhood come back to my mind. I look at the book Ellie is reading and she's already at the second chapter. Good enough.

I'm so bored and only 2 hours have passed since the flight departed. I sleep a little, but the flight turbulence routinely wakes me up, annoying me and reminding me how bored I am. I don't have anything else to do and Ellie's still at chapter 6 of "The List of Evil". I wonder what that chapter is about, so I take small peeks at random lines and it looks like it's set in another communist country, probably the worst communist country on Earth, where people are enslaved and starving. Sure, it's a depressing book, but we should be happy that Earth doesn't exist and that it's just a fantasy of the author. The Sunshine Land will never be like this, ever. I'm glad God is so merciful to us, even though I've lived an incomplete life til now, it's not its fault, rather the behaviour of humans is quite bizarre. Why are my tastes considered weird? I don't understand humans, for they're too rooted in their own traditions to have a grasp of something new and fresh such as me, but I'm glad I'm probably not the only one who thinks that way. We are ten billions people in our planet, sure as death there is someone other than me who likes what I like doing with Ellie, I just have to find them. I'd like to ask a question about this on Askerboat but I fear people will laugh at me, and sure I would feel humiliated even if the question was asked anonymously. There is someone who likes to do it on "The List of Evil" but it's just fiction, I wonder what the author thinks about face-farting and whether he likes it or not, and whether he has ever experienced it or not. These are just questions I'll never get an answer to, but I don't care: as long as there's one person (i.e. me) in our planet who likes it, it means this taste is possible and valid, and I shouldn't care about what other people think, because tastes are not a matter of debate. Thinking deeply about things, another hour has passed, for a total of 3 hours. 3 hours left to land on Procedural Springs Airport. Ellie's reading chapter 7 now. She's almost finished reading this novel but I'm too lazy to read it in one session so I take myself some time. I love reading but it has been month that my reading time has been reduced, because I was feeling frustrated by the lack of that kind of olfactory stimulation that I really like, but now that I have precisely what I want, I can read a lot again. I like reading a bit of any genre, but I especially like really long novels with a wide selection of characters, and the novel should tell the personal life of the characters. I also like when they travel, and ironically, I should indeed enjoy this moment as I'm right now travelling, but Procedural Springs isn't exactly known for being a touristic location, but we're going anyway to experience something utterly exotic, something unique not found anywhere else on our planet. I've heard there's a lake of liquid nitrogen nearby that, depending on where the wind blows, it can cause severely cold weather, snowstorms and intense wind gusts. Honestly, I'm thinking so much without stopping not for a second during these hours so I'm having a headache but it looks like I can't stop thinking as the voice in my head is too fast and I can't block it. I surely need to sleep a little bit but still 40 minutes left to arrive to Procedural Springs and I'm getting nauseous because of this huge brick of thoughts that is as heavy as a mountain. I need to calm down. I breathe slowly but the thoughts won't stop, and I finally give in to the fact the human brain thinks constantly and doesn't even stop when the owner sleeps, but if it's normal, then why am I feeling sick? Perhaps the reduced oxygen's partial pressure is playing bad jokes on my brain. 30 minutes left to arrive to Procedural Springs and the airplane's position is getting closer to the ground, but there's something about Ellie that's worrying me, she looks sick and she's taking a bag near her mouth. She's throwing up. I'm sorry for her. 20 minutes left to arrive to Procedural Springs and anxiety is killing me already, what's going to happen there? I seriously don't know, and I hope everything's going to be fine. My headache is getting stronger but as the plane is getting down I finally realize I'm really sensitive to decompression sickness, and that my headache is perfectly bearable, although a bit annoying. Ellie looks like she's feeling better now, but I'm not sure because I can't feel what she feels, even though I can ask her but this question might feel inappropriate now. 10 minutes left to arrive to Procedural Springs and the fact that the plane is going down is making my stomach sick but it's totally okay. I wonder how bad Ellie's feeling, but she looks half okay. I need to sleep to get these thoughts elaborated and analyzed because they're so fast they're making me feel light-headed. I'm feeling dizzy and fatigued even though I only thought. I need to sleep, really, I can't stand it anymore. I close my eyes for a little bit and try to stop thinking.

...

"David, wake up, we're already late", said Ellie.

I get up like a zombie and wait for the taxi under this hellish sleepy condition.

The taxi arrives and I went inside and I slept in there.

...

"David, we've arrived", said Ellie.

I walk sleepy again to the inn we booked and finally slept.

...

Ahh! So refreshing! Now my mind is lighter from the oppressive amount of thoughts I had in the plane.

"Now we can explore, Ellie", I said, smiling as my mind got cleared.

The temperature was a very warm 300 Kelvin even though it was dark and we went outside wearing a T-Shirt and shorts.

Everything looked disturbing, the people had a huge frown on their faces but everything else looked calm.

My mind is strangely clear now, usually I think much harder than this.

I suppose this is a good thing since my headache stopped.

I ask Ellie if we could go somewhere and she accepted. We went to a Mindovian restaurant and asked for a few boats: which are basically fried eggs, fried beans and fried broccoli. It should give Ellie some gas this morning. Procedural Springs is at a high latitude and we are in the middle of the winter, so sunrise comes really late, but I'm waiting for it.

"Are you tourists?", asked the waiter, with an ominous and menacing tone.

"Yes, why?", I asked, curious.

"I would leave this city if I were you, and quickly. It's coming in two hours", he threatened, leaving without further explanations.

"What's coming?", I asked to Ellie, but she didn't seem to know anything, certainly not more than me.

"I don't know, just ignore it, or wait until it's 6 A.M. and see what happens, as simple as that", she said, smiling.

"Yeah, right", I say, sweating a little and feeling chills down my spine. He did look quite worried for us, but is something really that bad coming?

I try to ignore the warning and eat some boats. They taste delicious and I hope they'll give Ellie some rancid gas this morning.

We pay and then go outside the restaurant. It's 4:20 A.M. already and strangely, almost nobody is around. Perhaps they're all sleeping.

Strange.

I think this city is far creepier than it needs to, I mean, why is nobody smiling? I don't remember this city to be THIS disturbing, but perhaps that's because it was summer. Perhaps people get depressed here in winter? I really don't know, but I decide I'm going to smile whatever happens, it can't be that bad.

"This city is beautiful", I said, dancing in the middle of the street, and Ellie agreed with me, holding my hands as well.

"I'm so happy you brought me to Procedural Springs! It has always been my dream, and this holiday will be our best ever!", she said, smiling excited.

"You're welcome and yes, we don't need to be stressed here, this is our holiday and we MUST enjoy it", I say, smiling and touching her shoulder.

She hugged me and kissed me on the cheek.

It's 5 A.M. and "it" is supposed to come in one hour. Tsk. My ass.

We went to a park and it was so desolated it seemed as it was haunted. We laughed and ran holding each other's hands. Such a delightful moment. Now, Procedural Springs has always been a mystery to me, it's definitely different from the last time I visited it but it looks like everything happens randomly, and I don't know why is that?

"Ellie, are you enjoying yourself in this city?", I asked.

"Sure, thank you. It's the best gift I have ever had", she said, smiling and hugging me. I'm so happy to be here with my best friend. It feels so good and I can see this is not a trip like the others (it's much better than a trip to a normal city, indeed).

We're still looking at the bare "alien" trees and weird vegetation that looks like it's moving on its own. It's a bit creepy but I guess this vegetation is like sunflowers, it moves. Normal vegetation cannot grow here due to sudden summery snowstorms and occasional toxic volcanic ashes.

We went out of the park and see that the street lights are slowly flashing, being turned on and off every second.

"Definitely adds to the creepiness factor", I said, laughing.

"Do you think it was done on purpose?", she asked, curious.

"Nope", I said, laughing.

"Alright", she said, smiling and dancing for a second.

I giggled and kept the conversation going.

"So, what do you want to do today?", I asked.

"I want to get a good massage. Are there any massage centers here? My skin is starving", she said.

"No need to spend money, I can massage you", I said, even though I don't know how to do it properly.

"Meh, it's not the same thing", she said, giggling.

It's 5:45 A.M. and everything is strangely closed. It says they open at 8:30 A.M.

Weird, but I understand they don't have enough personnel to do shifts so it's okay. I'll have to wait almost three hours to go to some attractions but it's fine.

"Hey Ellie, I've heard you can take photos and edit them with an advanced app", I said, excited.

"Cool!", she said, happily.

Suddenly, a loud siren almost made me have a heart-attack.

"Ruzumomi is starting in a minute", said the typical feminine information voice.

It's 5:59 A.M.

"WHAT THE HELL IS RUZUMOMI?", I screamed in fear.

"I don't know", said Ellie.

"I know, it's what that guy was talking about earlier, should we be worried?", I asked.

"Ruzumomi starts", said the information voice.

David was really scared about what was about to come. He didn't know what Ruzumomi was but he knew Ellie was going to die pretty soon.

"What the hell? Why am I thinking about these things?", he said, crying.

His vision blurred and he saw a man walking past him. He ran away, thinking he could get in a safe place. He then remembered restaurants open at 8:30 A.M. and now it's a mere 6:01 A.M.

"Where can I go?", he asked himself.

"ELLIEEE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?", he screamed.

It was useless, Ellie was nowhere to be found, and David's heartbeat became faster. He sat down on the ground, and looked at the sky. Suddenly, the sky opened her eyes and gave David an evil look.

David screamed in fear as he thought he was getting some kind of brain disease, then he got up and was floating in mid-air. Then, he was something that made him feel safer: a car. The car was going to hit him soon.

David unwillingly teleported to the park where he and Ellie previously.

It was a hot winter morning with a temperature of 300 Kelvin in Procedural Springs, and David was wearing his life away to keep himself cool.

David looked for people in order to feel

safer

from this raging nightmare he's experiencing. He thought it was a dream, but then he asked to himself if it was a dream, but then he asked to himself was it a dream? But then he realized insects were crawling on his skin that it was not a dream.

He tried to brush the insects away to no avail: they kept coming.

"HELP!", he screamed, but nobody came to help him, he just saw small-sized old people walking on the sidewalk.

He was feeling helpless, he didn't understand what was happening and kept dancing like a

happily

dancing like small-sized old people walking on a razorblade.

He looked at the clock and it displayed something David didn't want to see. It was supposedly 25:61 D.M.

"What does that even mean?", he said, panting.

The sky was black and the stars were light blue, bigger than a coconut.

David struggled to keep himself calm, as he was feeling like his body and mind didn't connect and had

confused

"You're an angel,

thoughts.

"Am I crazy?", he asked himself.

There was an upside-down car lying on the street, and someone was inside screaming for help. David went there to try and save them, but that person's head was upside-down as well. David screamed in terror and ran away. He tried to run as far away as possible and finally found a massage center in the middle of an urban streets. He thought he was safe.

"Okay, nobody can harm me here", he thought, just because it was an urban street.

"I have to think about this, what's happening? Is this just my brain playing jokes on me?", he thought.

He felt touched.

He screamed as he felt touched by a hand that wasn't there.

"I have to calm down", he said out loud.

"I have to calm down", said a deep voice coming from a sunshinelandic restaurant nearby.

He shielded his years with his yhands and began to cry.

"I want to go home", he cried.

"I want to go home", said the same deep voice from before.

He lied on the floor and didn't look at the sky, as the sky was looking at him.

He was terrorized by the things that were happening to

he's not David. him.

He cried and cried but the non-sense thoughts kept haunting him.

"You're a failure", said the deep voice coming from the restaurant, before growling like a demon.

David screamed and ran away again.

"Isn't there a safe place?", he thought.

Everything was watching him: houses, cars, roads, the sky, street lights, everything.

I don't recommend you to look behind you.

This distressing atmosphere was really [OvO]

and then David just walked around looking for some beans, eggs and broccoli.

"Damn, I...", he said.

"Damn, I...", he said.

"Damn, I...", he said.

He screamed as he realized nothing made sense anymore as it was now 29:94 D.M.

He couldn't figure out what time it was.

"I have to find Ellie and explain her what's happening", he thought, supposing it was a going idea.

Nevertheless, Ellie was nowhere to be found.

He screamed as he realized nothing made sense anymore as it was now 29:92 D.M.

He had to close his eyes as everything was giving him evil looks and walked around the streets giving him evil looks.

As Ellie was nowhere to be found, David eventually gave in eventually gave in as Ellie

"I have to do this by myself, I mean, I have to find the solution to stop this nightmare. Perhaps the best solution is to go back home and see if this confusion inside my head stops", he

thought.

Then, he finally realized the truth.

"Wait, is this because of that Ruzumomi thing? Could it be? Well, it has to stop eventually, right? I'll wait a few hours and go to the airport", he thought naively, when a man with David's face jumped in front of him from the ground, making David scream in terror.

"Why did I accept coming here again? I had to know Procedural Springs was so random, a thing like Ruzumomi here is actually... well, a thing", he thoughghtt.

He regretted coming to Procedural Springs, he intensely regretted it.

"But why? The last time I visited this place it was nothing like this! I have to find out when Ruzumomi happens", he thought, trying to use his mobile phone, who was looking at David.

He immediately put his mobile phone inside his jeans pockets and decided to wait and ask someone as soon as dawn will arrive.

"Perhaps people will wake up at sunrise", he thought.

"Perhaps not", said the mouth he had on his neck, out loud.

David was getting nauseated from all this fear but still decided to be strong and wait a few hours until the airport opens, then he decided he'll ask a return ticket, earlier than it was planned due to this unbearable state of mind.

"I hate this city with a passion", he thought, but then regretted saying that as the city was watching him.

"COWARD!", said a loud feminine voice coming from the center of Procedural Springs, about two kilometers away.

That voice made buildings tremble, and David didn't know what to do about this disturbing thing.

"Ruzumomi, uh?", he thought, "Ruzumomi, uh?"

['OvO']

"How long will this torture last?", he thought, desperated and about to cry.

Suddenly, a distorted, glitchy and dissonant music played from an open bar, but David knew well not to enter there, as this Ruzumomi thing would scare the hell out of him. Nevertheless, the light coming from that was really comforting, but David knew well not to enter there, as this Ruzumomi thing would

David woke up in the middle of the road.

"Is this over?", he said out loud, wondering whether he should feel safe or not.

A chicken was driving a bus.

"Hell no, this Ruzumomi thing is still here, what can I do to stop it?", he asked himself, serious as a

A giant chicken was driving an airplane who was about to crash.

"Perhaps staying here is the safest choice, as if I go back to the inn sure thing I would get locked inside with some kind of monster", hehe ththououghghtt.

Hehehehehe...

The disturbing laugh of a male child was getting nearer, and David was getting more uncomfortable as that child was singing a ghostly song.

He couldn't go outside of Procedural Springs without an airplane as mountains locked the territory: he was trapped inside a nightmare.

Things didn't make sense at all as he perceived unexplainable things, such as the

tried to breathe slowly in order to calm down.

Don't look at yourself through a mirror tonight.

slowly in order to calm down. tried to breathe

"Okay then, this Ruzumomi thing makes me have confused thoughts, sure as I hate this moment, that this is not going into a pleasant direction. I have to leave, a

nd

quickly for that matter

David thought", he thought.

"I'll never get used to this, he thought as he started to get extremely distressed", he thought.

David was trembling in fear as he was longing for the Ruzumomi to end, but it seemed as it was never going to end, just like pleasant things feel shorter than unpleasant things, even though the same amount of time has passed.

"I can feel the color of smells. Synaesthesia!", David thought, his mind starting to get crazy.

His brain was experiencing an altered state of mind, full of feelings disconnected from reality. He saw visions full of colors and sounds that didn't make any sense. He wasn't able to even think anymore.

He eventually lost his senses but not his movements, as he kept walking while unconscious.

Nobody could drive in these conditions: everyone was in their home, their bodies being relatively safe from accidents. It would be exceedingly idiotic and unsafe to go outside during a Ruzu, but David didn't know it: he thought he was safer there than at the inn, but that was not the case.

The only things David was experiencing were seeing strings made of light and hearing disturbing sounds that seemed to come from the depths of the planet. He wasn't able to process this information as he temporarily lost his ability to think.

Everything was temporarily wiped out from his mind: but that didn't mean he wasn't terrified. He was.

In reality, nothing of what David saw or felt during this Ruzu happened in real life, everything was inside his head.

Actually, nobody was on the streets (for the reasons mentioned before) and nothing important really happened, he just wasn't able to distinguish imagination from reality, just like everyone else during any Ruzu, by the way. This nightmare is far from being over, but at least David got the ability to think back.

"What the hell is happening?", he thought, still seeing the light-made strings and hearing those scary sounds.

He shook his head and those feelings disappeared.

"Is this Ruzumomi finally over? I'm getting tired of it", he

thought.

But it wasn't over, as he saw a

prolific writers.

"I don't even understand what I'm seeing. What time is it?", he asked himself, and he saw a clock displaying "3:91 D.M."

"Of course, clocks aren't reliable during this Ruzumomi thing", he thought, scared and looking forward for this torment to stop.

He saw a cat walking in mid-air.

"Better not look at it", thought David, as he was already scared.

In mid-air a cat walking he saw.

"Niaaa!!!", screamed the cat, making David bounce.

It made David feel scared.

Feel scared it made

him.

And you're not.

Soon you'll be.

He tried to breathe slowly to calm down, but it was useless, dawn never seemed to arrive, it has been dark for a lot of time now, and David was getting more impatient for this Ruzu to end.

"He wanted to listen to some music but he couldn't, because his mobile phone was looking at him", he thought, breathing heavily in terror, and sweating.

"Why the fuck am I thinking in third person?", David thought, putting a hand on his heart to feel his powerful heartbeats.

"Heartbeats powerful his feel to heart his on hand a putting", thought David, starting to cry in fear because of these weird and uncontrollable thoughts.

"This has to end, I'm going to talk with the airport security guards and see if they manage to get me home as soon as possible", thought David, breathing through his mouth as he was

.exhausted..

Ruzumomi wa totemo kowai da yo!

.

"Hey hey hey got any problem?", thought David, unwillingly, with Ellie's voice.

"Actually, yes, I'm becoming crazy", he thought.

\[OvO]/

David saw everything as shades of red, even the sky was starting to become red, but he put his fears apart from a moment and thought rationally.

"8:30 A.M. are supposed to come 2 hours and half after this Ruzumomi thing has started. I'm not sure how much time has passed but it will arrive eventually, right? This nightmare can't last forever!", he thought, deciding he'll just book a flight to his home city and this nightmare will end soon.

He looked at some buildings, and they looked back at him, making David feel uneasy.

"This is"

unbearable, he though.t

".nde lliw siht nehw rednow I", he thought.

"I don't know what to do", he thought, wanting to cry.

yrc ot gnitnaw ,thguoht ,"od ot tahw wonk t'nid I'

.thguoht eh ,"I wonder when this will end."

"nde reven lliw tI", he realized.

A mirror apparead in front of him and he turned his head away not to see his own reflection, not wanting to see bad things happen behind his back. He ran away but bumped into a suddenly appeared wall. He was locked inside four walls, and the fourth one was especially disturbing, as it was looking at him, while the other three were calmer and less unsettling, unlike the atmosphere that is being built during this Ruzu.

"But still, I'm not giving up", he said with a fake confidence, and as there was no roof he tried to climb his way out, but everytime he was on top, another four walls appeared around him. After 5 times he gave up and waited.

The walls were getting closer and David began to feel claustrophobic. He touched a wall, it was real. He touched another one, it was real. He touched another one, it was real. He touched the fourth wall, breaking it.

"I'm finally free!", he said, going outside the wall but it looked like the space-time was bending as he saw another dimension: he could see time as if it was a spatial dimension, but he could only see the past, and not the future.

He could see himself doing things with Ellie and feel all the emotions he felt the day before. He looked at the present and his sight turned back to normal.

"This Ruzumomi thing is not over yet, I know", he thought angrily, as he walked to the center of the city.

It was still dark, and everything was scary as everything looked like they had eyes that watched David. The sound of a flute echoed through the room David was suddenly located in.

David didn't know what to

as the sky watched him and

David wasn't inside that room anymore but unfortunately he was about to faint from the intense fear he's been experiencing all this time.

Everything seemed to happen randomly with no pattern, so David couldn't predict it.

He couldn't.

"I can't predict what will happen next, so I have to be extra careful", he thought.

He kept walking through the streets and everything seemed strangely calm.

"I know it, this is the calm before the storm", he thought, crossing his arms and waiting for the worst to come.

He felt his arms getting tighter around him so he stopped crossing his arms, which have now become green and spiky.

"You know what? I'm kind of getting used to it", he thought, but still feeling some kind of fear or anger, still a quite distinct emotion anyway.

The light of the dawn was there, but it was starting to rain blood.

"I can tell it's 8:00 A.M. when the Sun will rise, good, it will mean only half an hour until the airport opens! That means I'm almost safe!", he thought, as the red sky was getting brighter.

He stood still and waited for this bloody rain to end, along with this Ruzu. His right arm fell on the ground and he couldn't do anything anymore as he lost his manual ability. Things were getting really bad but David didn't give up and kept walking because he knew he was strong enough to face this Ruzu, even though he didn't know what a Ruzu was.

He started running like an athlete and jumped on a

[Fatal Error]

"I'm sorry, Ellie, I broke your console"

...

He jumped on a wall and kept running.

Yeah, running on top of a wall during a Ruzu is something hazardous. The wall moved and David fell on the floor. Luckily he didn't break any part of his body, but it felt a bit painful.

After a few minutes he regained the strength to walk again.

He started running again but this time he didn't feel the need to show off.

The ground below him was shaking and David lost his balance, falling on the floor.

The sky was starting to get brighter, but still red.

"Dawn is finally coming", he thought, scratching his head with his left arm, who started to have icicles on it.

"My arm feels so cold to me", he thought as his arm was freezing until he got frostbite. The rest of his body was really warm, though.

He couldn't use his arms anymore, and the ground shook so he fell on the ground again. He couldn't get up, and started crying. He tried to get up only using his legs and eventually succeded.

His left arm was purple and couldn't be used anymore, his right arm was no more attached to his body. He walked slowly but stayed within Procedural Springs' main street as the airport was too isolated to be reached easily during a Ruzu. Everything went for the worst as he saw a dead bird crashing on the ground.

"Poor thing", he thought, feeling empathy. He wondered if the Ruzumomi applied to animals as well.

The sky now has a bright red color and the Sun is rising soon.

"I have to be patient and just wait", he thought.

Thought he.

Boom.

"Things are getting weirder now, I have to leave quickly", he thought.

quickly", he thought.

"Things are getting

quickly", he thought.

"I can't take this anymore

calm dowN)

"

quickly", he thought.

He tried to maintain control of the situation and now that the intensiy of sunlight is high enough to see (civil twilight), he started walking to the airport to arrive there

early.

Nobody was at the airport, which was filled with blood and mud.

An airplane departed and the pilot made it crash on the ground on purpose.

David woke up in the center of the Procedural Springs and suddenly thought about asking a random person about the Ruzumomi. There was no one in the streets but he hoped he could see someone.

"Well, I think people will wake up eventually. Or at least, I hope that. I wonder how Ellie's doing, the

Ruzumomi

isn't easy to be endured"

,he

thought.

The sky was bright enough to play basketball, but people still didn't show up. David hoped they would have shown up at sunrise at the very latest.

"Why do they get up so late? Is it because they fear the Ruzumomi?", he asked himself, considering the option of going to the inn and rest a little bit.

A spiral made of fire spawned from inside a building and became larger as it eventually filled the entire sky, making the temperature a much hotter 310 Kelvin.

"I'm pretty sure the temperature is real", thought David, but his left arm became even colder and fell on the ground.

Someone was playing bowling with his head.

David woke up in the bed of his inn, with his arms again.

"Was it a

dream"? he thought

.

"No, it wasn't, the Ruzumomi is still here", he realized.

He wanted to get out of the inn but a growling and possibly hungry polar bear was knocking at the door.

"At least I'm safe here", he

thought.

He went out on the balcony and saw that the Sun almost

rose, which had a good smell.

thought.

The balcony fell down and David also fell down on the first floor, where a huge mass of wasps was about to attack him.

David hid inside the first floor of the inn where he was safe from the wasps, but not from the

thought.

"I wonder if those wasps were real", he thought, before seeing the black Moon in the red sky.

"How can I go to the airport if there's a hungry polar bear blocking the way?", he thought, desperate.

"I know it's all inside my mind, but I'm scared anyway", he

thought.

Tu eres mi felicidad.

"The Sun is about to rise, I know it, but that doesn't mean the nightmare is over, quite the contrary, I'm blocked here with the Ruzumomi and can't go to the airport, but perhaps I'll see someone at 8:30 A.M. let's just hope for it", he

thought.

Du siehst super aus.

"SUN... RISE!!!", he shouted, as the Sun was indeed rising.

"Now I have to find a way to the airport", he thought, as he went to the opposite road from where the polar bear was located.

"I hope I won't meet that beast", he thought.

He went to the center of Procedural Springs, and as the Sun rose, the sky went blue and everything went back to normal.

After a bit of searching, I finally found a person.

"Do you know what's happening?", I asked.

"No. What's happening?", he asked.

Now that I think about it, I feel totally normal now.

"Tonight, strange things have happened", I said.

"Ahhh... well, yes, it's the Ruzumomi!", he said.

"What is that exactly?", I asked, wanting more information about this hell.

"Every year, around the winter solstice, the month of Ruzumomi starts. Every night, called a Ruzu, starting from sunset and ending to sunrise, people's senses in this city are severely altered, so we stay in our houses until the Sun rises. Driving and walking in these conditions is hazardous!", he explained.

"And why don't you just leave this city?", I asked.

"We could but, because we were born here, our senses would be altered anyway, putting other people in danger", he explained.

"Can I leave?", I asked.

"If you're a tourist, sure", he said.

"Will my senses go back to normal after leaving this hell?", I asked.

"Sure!", he said, smiling.

He seemed sincere to me.

"David!"

I heard Ellie's crying voice shouting my name. She came to me and hugged me.

"It was scary... David...", she said, crying.

"Don't worry, the Ruzu only lasts from sunset to sunrise. We're safe for another 8 hours. Let's go book a flight home", I say, putting my arm around her shoulder and walking away.

"Thank you, stranger", I told him, smiling.

We arrived to the airport and tried to book a flight home departing today.

"I'm sorry but this is not possible. We can book a flight for tomorrow at noon", said the informant.

I gasped in fear.

"You don't understand, tomorrow will be too late!", I exclamed, raising my voice in fear.

"We are very sorry for your inconvenience. Your flight is scheduled for tomorrow at noon. Is that okay?", she asked.

I started crying.

"Tomorrow will be too late...", I say in tears.

"Is that okay?", she asked.

"At this point, better late than never. It's okay", I said, signing the document.

I and Ellie walked away from the airport, knowing another Ruzu is awaiting us to torture us.

It's 8:45 A.M. so we went into the Mindovian restaurant of this early morning and ordered some boats (fried beans, fried eggs and fried broccoli) again, accompanied with a good glass of milk. I hope Ellie's gonna get super gassy with extra rank gas.

"Are you enjoying your meal?", I asked, smiling.

"Y-yes", she said, still visibly scared from the last Ruzu. I wonder what happened to her.

"Do you mind if we go to sleep later? I can't during during a Ruzu, I would be too scared, so I want to sleep during the day", she said.

"That goes without saying! And I have a favour to ask you later", I said, smiling happily. Sure thing Ellie will accept. If she won't, my soul will break in pieces and fall apart.

"You know you can ask me anything", she said, this time smiling sincerely.

"I know", I said, smiling and temporarily forgetting that another much longer Ruzu is coming in less than 8 hours.

It was 9 A.M. when we finished eating and the Sun will set at 4 P.M. exactly 7 hours from now. It feels like it's a very long time of safety at the beginning but I suppose it's not going to feel like it's lasting very long.

"What do you want to do now?", I asked to Ellie.

"Is doing something still relevant?", she asked.

"What do you mean? We'll leave tomorrow! Don't give up now!", I tried to give her the right energy to fight back but the truth was that I was probably as scared as she was.

"I'm sorry, David...", she said.

"Don't give up! You'll survive just like I will! We'll grow up stronger than ever before!", I said, trying to motivate her.

"I will", she said, holding my hand confidently.

I smiled and we both went to the inn to sleep as Ellie requested.

"Can I sleep in your bed?", I asked.

"Sure!", she said, smiling.

"Are you gassy now?", I asked.

"No, but I'll get gassy later considering what I ate"

"Can I sleep with my nose in your ass?", I asked.

"Yes", she said, smiling and patting my head.

She slept on her side and I slept with my nose touching her anus, waiting for gases to stink up my nose.

"Have a nice sleep, we'll both need it", she said.

"Thank you", I replied.

And then there was silence as we stopped talking at all.

I closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep, only to be awakened by a nasty smell. It was Ellie's fart. I giggled and went back to sleep.

My breath gets slower and so does my heartbeat as I'm getting enveloped in a layer of peace and well-being.

PFFFSSSTTT

A pungent rancid smell wakes me up and forces me to move my nose away from Ellie's ass. No time to play, we need to rest to face our last Ruzu, I need to sleep so I won't be able to smell Ellie's farts, as they wake me up too often.

I finally drifted off to sleep and woke up 3 hours later. It was 12:45 P.M.

"I'm having a headache", I complained as I didn't get enough sleep.

"Mmmhhh David smell my nasty gas!", she said, sleepy.

"Okay", I said, putting my nose in her butthole again.

PRRRFFFTTT

It was so putrid far beyond my comprehension, but I sniffed it all the same.

I regained my energy just from smelling her gas even though I only got 3 hours of sleep. It feels amazing being able to sniff a girl's gas, it's a really powerful experience indeed. She held my head in her butt with her hands and waited for another stinky explosion to come. I'm so very lucky to be in a situation like this and I wish it would be more common in the Sunshine Land as people seem to be obsessed only with cuddling but not smelling each other's farts. I find smelling her farts to be very pleasant and face-farting is an activity I totally recommend. Sure, some farts really do stink too much be taken directly from the source without gagging, but even if you get disgusted, you'll be pleased by the sheer intensity of the farts.

PFFFBBBTTT

This one, for example, is making me gag and I'd like to move my head away to breathe some fresh air, but I won't,because I'm not a weak guy who loses his composture that easily. I sniff, even though the smell is making me feel sick in the stomach, and breathe out. Sniff, and breathe out. I wonder if I'll ever get used to the smell or if it will always feel this intense. Either way, I'll never stop smelling her farts, because I love doing it, I really do. Each sniff is making me consider turning my head away but I have to smell it, because I begged her for this and she would probably dislike me if I quit. I wonder how long I will last smelling this rancid stench. It's so powerful it's making my nostrils feel like they're rotting away into oblivion. The worst (or best) thing is that they linger for more than a minute, but thankfully the smell is disappearing now. I breathe normally as the smell almost went away and I felt like I was safe from the smell.

PBBBFFFRRRTTT

But no, as long as my nose is touching her butthole, I can't be safe from the occasional gas eruptions from her ass. As soon as I sniffed this one my eyes started watering and I wonder what's actually happening in her intestines. It's too much, I can't take another whiff of this nasty flatulence. I move my head away.

"I was choking down there", I said, coughing and wanting to breathe some fresh odorless air.

"David... please, get back to smelling", she begged me with cute eyes. How can I say no to this? I got back to smelling her farts and damn, did it reek in there, and the worst part is that isn't the full pungency of the fart since the smell has in part subsided due to the fact a bit more than a minute has passed since she had farted. The smell is almost gone now, thankfully, but I don't let my guard down as I know another fart is coming eventually. It's just an intense experience like many others. This isn't any different from eating spicy food: let me explain.

PFFFSSSTTT

Peee-uuu!!! But before explaining, I have to get used to smell this rancid stench without being overwhelmed by this seemingly unbearable putridity. Breathe in. No, no, no, AAAKH!!! Peeew it stinks so bad! Breathe out. Breathe in. IT STINKS! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET USED TO THIS SMELL! YUCKY! Breathe out. Breathe in. My eyes water as I'm feeling overwhelmed by this revolting stench. Breathe out. Anyway, back to explaining. This isn't any different from eating spicy food. Many people like eating spicy food. It's an intense feeling that make them lightly suffer in discomfort but at the same time they're loving it. To me, smelling Ellie's farts is a good comparison to eating spicy foods. Sure, smelling her farts can be a really stinky experience, but sure it's lovely isn't it. The smell itself is both good and bad. I mean, for most people is just bad, but to me, the worse it smells, the better it is. I don't think there's any valid reason that smelling farts isn't commonly done like, say, kissing. Both ways you're exchanging fluids, in one case your saliva, in the other case your intestinal gases, but indeed smelling the latter feels so good.

PFFFSSSTTT

It feels good because it's so powerful and when you manage to breathe it all in like the though person you are you feel so good. It reeks really bad in here though, and I might need to get fresh air soon as this putrid stench is overwhelming my senses. It feels so good anyway, so I keep sniffing her rancid gas.

"Are you enjoying my smelly farts?", asked Ellie, to which I replied with a confident "Hell yes!"

"That's good", she said, happily.

The smell of her gas has finally gone away so I wait for another fart to come, in the meanwhile I close my eyes trying to sleep a little bit more. Laying down and smelling someone else's farts can be really exciting and relaxing at the same time, and this is how I'm feeling right now: a very positive emotion fills my mind with joy. Things surely have gotten incredibly good since yesterday.

PFFFSSSTTT

Good and stinky, this is how things have gotten since yesterday. A rancid and sour haze envelops my face, leaving me nearly breathless from these occasional gassy outbursts. Smells like rancid beans, delicious. The good thing about farts is that no fart smells exactly the same as there are various shades of nasty smells to be experienced. My favourite one so far is the one that reminds me of rotten peppers. Smells pungent but it's very good. I sniff this fart into disappearance as the smell is going away, even though it has indeed lasted for more than one minute. I'm getting a bit nauseated and sick in the stomach so I think I'm going to get some fresh air eventually, but not now, as I have to prove my strength. Laying down feels relaxing: it would probably have felt less relaxing were we in another position. Now the smell has gone and I start breathing calmly. I think I was hyperventilating not because her fart smelt too bad, but because I was sniffing too much, taking repetitive fast and deep whiffs of her natural aroma.

PFFFSSSTT

This time I try to breathe normally without sniffing the air as much as I could like I did earlier. Easier said than done. The smell was really bad so I eventually gasped for fresh air.

"I'm sorry, Ellie, but I have to take a little break from your aromatherapy session", I said, going out on the balcony and breathing so heavily I was feeling light-headed.

She giggled.

"Too stinky?", she asked, giggling.

"Yeah", I said, inhaling the pure fresh outside air.

"But I have fun seeing your reaction. Please, come back smelling my farts", she said, begging me with her cute eyes.

"Okay, you won", I said, smiling and playing with her hair for a few seconds.

"Lay down, I'll sit on your nose", she said, smiling excitedly.

She sat on my nose and I was ready to sniff every repulsive stench that would come out from her butthole.

"Are you ready to sniff my gas?", she said, giggling.

"Sure", I said.

PBBBSSSTTT

As soon as I replied, she immediately farted. It smelled intense, very intense. It was like my brain couldn't process such a concentrated information all at once, and I was having a though difficulty at handling this stench of rotten beans, eggs and broccoli mixed together and microwaved to their melting point.

"Stinky! Stinky! I give up!", I said, but she was laughing and not letting me go.

"I'm dead serious", I said, gagging.

"Smell it", she said, in a gentle and cute voice.

"Peee-u! So stinky!", I complain, thrashing with my legs.

"Calm down. It's just a stinky smell", she said.

"A VERY stinky smell", I added, coughing and dry retching as she laughed at my reaction.

"No matter how stinky it will be, you'll be fine", she said, smiling.

"I hope so", I said, stopping complaining as the smell got less intense.

Pee-u, did that stink, I didn't know it was going to get this stinky the first time I asked for it. It's far smellier than what I've supposed it would have smelt like.

PFFFBBBSSSTTT

Oh no, not another one! Ewww this one smells like spoiled milk and beans! It's definitely too stinky for me, but I want to stay here and smell everything, because Ellie likes my reaction, and I want to make her happy. Also, I've asked her for this treatment, so I'm going to pay the consequences and boy, are these consequences stinky. Pee-u! But actually, even though her farts are almost-lethal, I'm enjoying this closeness to Ellie. The physical sensation of my nose touching her anus is very pleasant, but her stinky gas blowing on my nose gives me contradictory feelings: it's disgusting and pleasurable at the same time. Everytime she rips one I get a rush of adrenaline, yes, it's like an olfactory version of parachuting. Perhaps I like it because I can't handle the smell easily, but deep inside I don't know why I like it. My brain is complicated. The smell has almost gone now but I keep my guard up as I know a fart can hit my nose at anytime. And in fact.

PFFFBBBSSSTTT

I sniff this up as my sense of smell is saturated by this nasty stench. I don't think I can smell Ellie's farts for much longer, but I keep trying as I'm feeling attracted by their pungent smell. I'm loving every single bit of this moment as my life gets stinkier each day as time passes by. Everytime I take a whiff, I can feel an itching sensation inside my throat and the fart is so stinky, that my eyes water and I wish for fresh air but I'm still staying here to smell it all, I'm not moving my nose from here at all, no matter how much it will stink: it's Ellie's fart, I have to endure it, and anyway, how bad can a fart be? Farts can't smell that bad, can they? I mean, it's just a fart, it's totally okay to breathe it in and I think my reaction to the smell is exaggerated, so I try to contain myself a little bit. The smell is almost gone now so I can test my skills with my next fart, hoping she didn't run out of gas now, that would be lame as this "game" is very enjoyable to me.

PFFFSSSFFFBBB

I sniffed this one and nearly threw up. Pee-u talk about extreme stink. I can't seem to reduce my reactions to this incredibly disgusting stench, for it's too stinky to stay calm. She said I was going to be okay, but my definition of "okay" is likely very different than hers. I sniff her gas and gag at every whiff I take. You are probably asking yourself why don't I just stop smelling her farts and do something else? It's because even though I'm dying from the stink, I still like it, and plus, I've asked for it so I'm going to get the consequences. There's a saying that goes:"Be careful what you wish for", but I don't regret what I wished for, not the slightest bit. The smell is going away and this cycle is repeating itself for a long time now, but still, I'm far from being bored and everytime the smell of a fart ends, I'm longing for another one, even though I know it's gonna be rancid as hell. Today is even more fun than yesterday, as she's gassier, but still, I didn't have fun at all during the Ruzu.

PFFFSSSFFFTTT

Here I smell, yuck! It makes me want to throw up, but I smell it all the same. My eyes water and I cough with my mouth closed as this irritating smell fills my lungs, leaving me, as usual, gasping for breath. It's not that obvious that farts stink this much, and I wonder if it's just Ellie's farts that smell this bad, or if everyone's farts smell bad. Who knows, but being face-farted is damn fun, I really like it. The repulsive smell is going away and I sigh in relief, even though it still smells quite a bit in here. Totally recommended experience. 5/5. I think about the first time I met Ellie, well, yesterday. How the hell did we get so close? I remember we just met yesterday, talked, I went to her house and asked her to fart on my face. Was that really that easy? It seems so, but Ellie's special: an average girl wouldn't have accepted my weird request. I'm so lucky I should be so grateful towards Ellie, but I'll express my gratitude later.

PBBBFFFSSSTTT

Will she ever stop farting? Man is she gassy, and furthermore this smell is killing me. Yeah I'm having fun and all, but I hope this is going to end soon. Her farts are fun only in small doses, but smelling every single one of her farts of her makes me feel dizzy. It simply stinks too much to be face-farted by her. But still, I don't think she's capable of stinking up a room, it's just that smelling her farts at point-blank range is revolting. It's maybe more than what I thought I could tolerate. But still, nothing is preventing me to escape, so why am I not escaping? Perhaps I like the idea of being-facefarted more than the actual feeling of it. I sniff and sniff her gas over and over again. Is this what face-farting is? I mean, even cuddling is more diverse, this is just... simple (but very stinky nonetheless). Although I noticed the smell of her farts is slightly different every time, so I guess it adds to the variety. Being face-farted is not more interesting than playing video games, in my opinion.

PFFFSSSTTT

I puke a little in my mouth as the smell under here is getting a little too potent. I try not to take deep whiffs but it's useless, this smell of rotten broccoli and spoiled milk is overwhelming. If face-farting was common, it would have been as interesting as eating, showering and sleeping, but since almost nobody does that, I'll have to say face-farting is, in my opinion, very interesting, but perhaps it's just because almost nobody does that, so it adds to the mistery. I understand this is a unusual kind of taste, but even people who likes this hardly ever do it, making this experience as rare as winning the lottery. I take another whiff and the stink is decreasing, but I'm wondering why is she so gassy today? She never seems to stop farting and her gas is so stinky I feel like I'm dying from the stench. The stink still hasn't disappeared from what it felt like approximately two minutes, yes it lingers a lot. A bit too much, honestly.

PFFFSSSBBBRRRKKKTTT

Here comes another one. It felt like a huge explosion coming from her ass. A stinky explosion. At this point I'm enjoying it more than despising it: the stink is extra strong and makes my NOSE water, but I'm loving it. Perhaps this is the same condition that makes spicy food lovers want even spicier food. No matter how stinky her farts are: I want more of them. Despite this, I still think her farts are to be enjoyed in small doses, as breathing in too much stink really gets annoying after a while. I smile in delight as I sniff her gas over and over again. There's no turning back now: I'm going to smell her farts everyday, forever. I find all this very comfortable although the stink is puke-inducing and makes me feel like I'm choking on the smell. Anyway, I'm happy things went this way. I remember when I longed for this moment to come, and now that my dream has turned into a reality, it just feels like daily life to me. Like when a person is hungry and longs for carbohydrates, getting them initially feels so good, but eventually our brain gets used to happiness.

PFFSSTT

Whoa! This one was small but intense! My eyes burn and I feel like my lungs are rotting as I take a small whiff of this natural stink bomb she just unleashed on my suffering nose. Anyway, as I said before, our brain gets adjusted to happiness very quickly but sadness, pain and discomfort seem to last forever and you can't get used to it. I wonder why is that. Luckily, there's almost no reason to feel bad in the Sunshine Land, but when it happens, it feels horrible. I suppose a hypothetical land where nothing bad ever happens would give you much less intense feelings than a dystopian land like "Earth". I wonder if people are ever happy there. I get back to sniffing but strangely, this one was intense but didn't linger for much, as the smell is almost gone now. As usual, I wait for the next fart, as Ellie's an unstoppable gas factory. I feel like I'm getting sleepy again.

PSSFFTT

I got fully alert again as soon as I felt her hot wind blowing on my nose. I think I'm handling her farts pretty well as I only gave up twice, if I remember correctly. But I think I'm going to give up for today if she keeps farting stinky like this. I like being her fart sniffer, makes me feel really close to her and also very comfortable, except for the smell, of course (which I like by the way). Her butthole feels very soft touching my nose, and perhaps all these tactile and olfactory stimuli are doing wonders to keep me happy, even though this stink is really hard to breathe in. I noticed that sniffing fast and repetitively leads to hyperventilation, I learned the lesson so now I avoid doing that. I'm just a beginner at being face-farted, anyway. I wonder if one gets "better" at being face-farted with experience. I mean, doesn't that reasoning apply with everything? Hell, one can even be an expert at (healthy) eating! I wonder what would happen if I got face-farted all day, everyday.

BBBRRRFFFSSSTTT

Puuu!!! I would have near-death experiences from the stink, that's what would happen! I begin thrashing my legs around but I'm still determined to smell it all the same. I'm feeling so good as a rush of adrenaline gives me the energy I need to face life's sadness. No more pain in my life, well, except from this putrid stink, of course. I have everything I want now and I can't ask for more. Now I actually feel like my life is complete and sadness is just a distant memory. Whew, who knew a girl's flatulence could smell THIS bad? The smell is now decreasing in intensity but I know other farts will come. I'm confused as to whether I'd like this moment or not. I'd like it to end because I also want to do anything else and because it's getting far too stinky for my brain to process this information. But I also want it to continue, because I'm enjoying this so much. The smell is gone now so as always I wait for another fart to be ripped onto my nose and make my eyes water.

PFFFBBBTTT

Here it came! Very stinky, as usual, and very close to untolerably stinky. I can't predict when she farts but she seems to never stop, so I suppose she has still lots of gas left. Like I thought, she's an unstoppable gas factory, but does that mean this moment is going to last forever? I wouldn't mind being gassed forever by her farts. It would be quite pleasant, indeed. I try to sleep sometimes but I get routinely waken up by the rancid smell of Ellie's farts. I have to remember this is what I always wanted, so I can't waste this opportunity and I have to enjoy this moment from the start to the end. It smells so good, and it doesn't matter that it makes me feel sick in the stomach, I'll always love Ellie and her gas. How long is this face-farting session lasting, anyway? It feels like hours have passed as she never stops farting. Such a gassy girl, I love her. I hope she'll face-fart me everyday, forever, but she has already agreed to that request so that's a huge plus. Smelling every one of someone else's farts surely stinks a lot, but it also feels very pleasant and exciting. Now that I think about it: it feels much nicer than playing videogames.

PFFFBBBFFFTTT

This one smelt very sour and sharp, and I was considering giving up and moving my nose away, but still, I love this so much, I've always asked for this, so why should I waste such an opportunity? Four of my senses: smell, touch, hearing and sight, are totally delighted. And perhaps even taste, but technically, she's farting on my nose, not in my mouth, so it's the only sense who isn't given this joy, but I don't give a fuck about this. The smell is going away and I long for another fart like I'm now addicted to them. Only breathing in her farts would be amazing, but wouldn't I get used to the smell at the point I won't be able to smell it anymore? Talking about olfactory fatigue. I know that the smell of rotten eggs causes it, but Ellie's farts don't smell like rotten eggs: more like rotten cabbage and spoiled milk.

PFFFSSSTTT

This one had a weird grassy smell to it. Rotten grass, of course. Maybe not, but I don't know how to describe it properly. Has a manure feel to it, makes me think about countryside. It's almost unbearable and I'm about to vomit, no joke. I squirm under Ellie's ass, not wanting to smell such a potent stench anymore, but she doesn't seem to agree.

"David! You have to smell my farts, don't go away!", she said, begging me.

"Yeah, okay, but what time is it?", I asked.

"It's 3:45 P.M." she said.

"OH SHIT!", I say, "The Ruzu is coming!"

She screamed and got up, making my nose free again. Due to the immense stench I've experienced during these last hours, I'm gagging, convulsing and I can barely move.

"Are you okay?", asked Ellie.

"Yes", I said, getting up too quickly.

I threw up on her bed.

"Ewww", she said.

After finishing throwing up, it was 3:50 P.M. already.

"Listen, Ellie, the Ruzu is coming in 10 minutes. We have to get away from each other", I said.

"But, why?", she asked.

"Because we can see each other as monters and therefore hurt each other", I said.

"I understand. This morning was so scary, can I hug you for a few minutes before the Ruzu starts?", she asked.

"Okay", I said, smiling.

I and Ellie were hugging each other. It feels so good to have someone who cares about you and satisfied your desires. I feel like I can talk about anything with Ellie, for she's my best friend. I am so happy to have met Ellie, but now, 16 hours of torture and fear are awaiting both of us. I wonder if we'll survive this Ruzu or if we'll perish. I got so scared this morning and I surely don't want to repeat the experience for a much longer time. The end is drawing closer as it's 3:51 P.M. now. 9 minutes before the Ruzu starts. I try to calm down and prepare to temporarily say goodbye to my mental sanity, as the apocalypse is coming. I and Ellie are both crying, because we know the Ruzu is going to be very unpleasant.

We both let go from our hug and started saying goodbye to each other.

"We'll meet again", I said, as Ellie was crying loudly.

"Tomorrow, right?", she said, sobbing.

"Yes, tomorrow", I reassured her, smiling.

"I'm so scared", she said, bursting into tears.

I hugged her again but she didn't seem to calm down as the infamous hour approached.

"It will be okay", I said, smiling and hugging her tighter, with her hugging me back.

Ellie made a weak smile and hugged me tighter.

"It will be okay", I told her again.

"So, is it time to say goodbye yet?", she asked.

"Not yet, it's 3:53 P.M. so we can stay a little bit more together", I said, trying to give her the last minutes that she can spend with me before the Ruzu arrives.

"Look, you stay here, and I'll go outside. I know it's dangerous but trust me, we can't stay together during a Ruzu", I said, confident in what I was doing.

"I trust you", she said, smiling.

We can't stay together anymore now, as it's 3:54 P.M. and time is passing very fast.

"Ellie, thank you for all the things you did to me, you gave me everything that I wanted, and I can't ask for more. We'll see each other tomorrow, don't worry", I told her, hugging her.

"I'm scared, David", she said, crying.

"It will be okay", I said, hugging her tighter.

"I trust you, David", she said, caressing my head.

"So do I", I said, smiling.

We spent our last minutes chatting and hugging each other, but time flies like an arrow so we'll eventually have to say goodbye to each other.

"Don't worry, Ellie, we'll see each other again tomorrow. You're my sweet angel, Ellie, you gave me everything I needed. Everything you do to me puts joy on my heart, but now it's time to say goodbye. After this nightmare ends, we're going to play a lot together. I love you so much, Ellie", I said, holding my tears trying not to cry.

She hugged me and said:"I love you too, David. Please come back tomorrow. Goodbye", she said, with her tears falling on my shirt.

"We'll see each other tomorrow morning at sunrise, on Procedural Springs' main street, okay?", I said, smiling with my face being red because of the unreleased tears.

"Okay, goodbye David. I love you", she said again.

My heart was filled with joy and desperation. I knew Ellie loved me, but now it's too late. We have to accept our fate.

I went downstairs, opened the door and went outside. The Ruzu is starting in less than two minutes.

"You don't scare me", I said quietly, perhaps over-confident. I walk towards Procedural Springs' main street, enjoying the calmness of the city before the psychological storm that is going to plague this horrid city.

"Really, you don't scare me. Tomorrow morning everything bad will be gone and at noon we'll leave this horrible city, and our lives will return to normality. Then I can let Ellie do what I like the most. Forever. I'll be happy forever", I thought, as the Sun was going to set in 30 seconds.

I breathe slowly to calm myself down and then smile. I know it's gonna be a though battle but David knew this Ruzu was going to be long and painful and that he will be traumatized for the rest of his life.