I haven't had a chance to write about any real encounters in a while because there's obviously a pandemic going on and it's pretty bad. Monica is immunocompromised, so she's been very selective about talking to people. The first few months saw her so scared she didn't even use me as her toilet. She was so freaked. She's gotten over it a lot more by now, though, and even invited a friend over. Dani. This was a few weeks back as I wanted to make sure that none of us had the virus when I released this story. So no humans were harmed in the inspiration, but one toilet got fucking destroyed.
Dani is a fitness model that worked with Monica on some things (Monica is a fitness model, too, as of about a year ago, I guess). Dani is also extremely hot. She's not an ass fitness model or one of those chicks with a fake ass. The ass that's huge and the only truly toned thing on her. I've serviced some of those women, which honestly I loved (I just loving being treated as a toilet, come on).
But Dani is someone that Monica said she hadn't even asked about using me because she thought of Dani as a good friend and didn't want to make things weird and all that. I would never push to be used by someone, because it's weird! So I just sort of let Monica make the calls.
Anyway, Dani came over and started drinking beers straight away. These were heavy beers, too. She said she put in a huge session at a gym earlier that day where she was one of only 5 people allowed in at a time. I've trained at the facility she was talking about and it's huge. They're being overcautious about the virus, but that's a good thing. Dani drank I think 5 or 6 beers before she went into the bathroom and I heard the ripper of a fart she let go. It was so loud, but very short. It was a HUGE fart.
When she came out to sit at the kitchen table with us, her fart and stink was trailing and I said, "Oh my god, Dani!!! What the fuck?!?!"
She started laughing, "I didn't think it would follow me! Maybe my fart just wanted you to smell it! Give it a sniff!"
Dani was cracking up, and then Monica smelled it and said, "Jesus, Dani. That is horrible! Oh my god!"
Dani was laughing about her fart that followed her out of the bathroom and said, "It was just one tiny fart, too!"
I said, "Tiny? No way was that considered tiny."
We all laughed and dropped it. Monica mentioned that we should play a dice game we played called Commander.
Commander is simple enough. Every player at the table has 3 dice, each a different color so we know who is who.
I was red, Monica was white, Dani is blue.
You roll all three dice and look down. You take your highest dice and hide it. That's your Commander and it stays "secret".
The person with the highest number 2 pushes their dice to the center of the table. Then the other two can throw their dice at it in an effort to try knocking it off the table or to bang into it and change the dice numbers. You do this for two rounds and then reveal your Commander. Anything off the table doesn't count. Whoever has the highest number of dice, including your Commander, wins and the lowest scoring person at the table becomes their Cadet. The Cadet must obey an order set forth by the Commander based on how many turns in a row the Cadet has lost.
The first game saw me roll a 3-2-1. So my Commander was really bad. Monica put out her number two and it was a fucking 6. Dani whiffed on her throw. I hit on mine, but Monica's dice stayed on the table as a 5 and mine rolled off. Monica placed her number 3 out and it was ANOTHER fucking 6. Dani whiffed again and I whiffed on it, as well. Monica's Commander was obviously a 6, so she had 17 points. Dani's Commander was a 6. Mine was a 3 and I was Monica's Cadet. So she gets one order to put in, no matter what.
Monica smiled, "You have to take the next fart Dani lets go right in your face, point blank, bare-assed, if Dani wants to fart bare assed."
I pretended to look horrified, but I wanted to thank Monica so much. One of these farts point blank would kill me and I was thrilled to get one.
Dani was laughing hysterically, "Monica! Oh my god!"
We both waited... Was this a good thing? Was she saying no?
Dani looked at me in my eyes, "Right in your fucking face! Point blank, she said! My bare asshole, she said! Hahaha! I've gotta rip a fart right now, too. Hahahaha!"
She got out of her seat and pulled down her pants. I could see just this absolute gorgeous anus between these sculpted ass cheeks. I knelt down and Dani saw that.
"Oh yeah! Get on your knees and put your face up my ass! Feel free to kiss my asshole, if you want!"
I will be honest and say I did not see this coming at all. I did not see Dani enjoying farting in someone's face. She'd always been kind of quiet in a way and Monica said she didn't see this coming after, either.
I pursed my lips and kissed Dani's asshole. The fart she let go was brief, maybe a second long. But the power behind was intense and the STINK!!! It smelled like she took a shit in my mouth. It smelled so fucking bad. I wiped at my lips to see if there was shit from a shart, but no. Just a rancid fart.
"Wait, hang on... Were you literally kissing my asshole? Did you really do that? I was just kidding! Hahaha! Oh my god, that smells. Holy shit."
She pulled up her pants and we got ready for another game.
My Commander was a 5 this time with a 5-5-2 and my number two was the highest. I set out my 5 and Dani crashed it right off the table, her 5 stayed on. Monica whiffed. Dani's number three was 4, Monica hit, but changed it to a 6. I hit her 5, but changed it to a 6 and my third dice came off the table. I ended with just my Commander at 5 and Dani had went from 15 to 17. I ended up as Dani's Cadet this time.
Dani stood up and cheered, "Wooo!!! I think we should do the same thing to the cadet, Mon! Another point blank face fart!"
Monica clarified a rule, "Actually, for every turn in a row someone ends up as a cadet, you can make them do more commands as Commander. So you can give him two orders."
Dani lit up, "Oooo! Ok! Your two orders are to 1) put your head on this chair, face up for 30 seconds and 2) Keep your mouth open for those 30 seconds."
I knew exactly what was coming and I saw Dani's pants come back down. She stood over me for just a second, allowing me to soak in the familiar position of a woman above me.
Then, slowly, Dani sat her asshole over my open mouth. She farted like a horse and the smell was there again, someone shitting. These truly were the worst farts ever, even Sarah couldn't compare.
"I don't know what I ate, but fuck... This is terrible!"
Dani then walked through how it might be the protein she's been eating or the fast food she had for the first time in months or the milk shakes she had (it was a cheat day for food, she said. Her lactose intolerance wasn't going to stop her). Whatever it was, it ended up being fucking terrible.
We played another game and, again, Monica and Dani ganged up on me. At this point, it was very obvious that they were going to do that every game. I ended with a Commander of 6 and Monica's lucky ass ended with 7 to Dani's 10. Dani was Commander again and the three commands were:
1) Face on chair for 60 seconds
2) Mouth open
3) Kiss her asshole anytime she clapped
Clap.
Smooch.
BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP
Clap.
Smooch.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR
Clap.
Smooch.
....
.......
"Hang on..."
And then without any warning, something smelled so much worse than any of her farts. It smelled like real shit, this time, 10 thousand times more intense than the farts I'd been eating.
In one motion, Dani jumped up screaming, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!"
Monica raced over, "Did you just..."
Dani's face was beet red and my mouth was shit brown. It was this sticky glump that couldn't have been much more than an inch and a half long and an inch wide, but it was unmistakably a turd. A small turd, but still Dani's shit was in my mouth. For the rest of her life, Dani could now say she took a shit in someone's mouth.
Dani shouted again with laughter and a hint of embarassment, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry I sharted in your mouth."
As I turned to run into the bathroom, I heard Monica say, "You didn't shart in his mouth, Dani. You just straight up took a shit in his mouth."
Dani was trying to stifle her laughter and enjoyment about it. She didn't want me to think that had been her plan, which I don't believe was. Irregardless, though, the result was that Dani made me her fucking toilet slave. I ran into the bathroom, pretending to be petrified, but I was more turned on than I remember being in a long time. Monica had put us on this path and turned me into someone else's toilet yet again. God it makes me hot.
Dani came into the bathroom with Monica and saw that I was about to spit out her turd.
"No, wait! Keep my shit in your mouth... Monica says you like this? That you'd be my toilet."
I nodded.
"Chew it, then. Chew my turd and eat my shit," Dani was full-time Commander, now, fuck the game.
I obeyed and made a production out of swallowing it.
Dani was touching the front of her stomach, where you rub when you have to shit, "And you'd lay down to let me take this full shit in your mouth? Even though you know how terrible it smells?"
I nodded, again.
Monica took Dani by the hand and snapped at me while pointing to the ground, an order to crawl behind my Owner and my new User.
We got to our bedroom and Dani saw the toilet I built for Monica to use me. I secured myself and Monica just laughed. Dani spoke no words and sat over my mouth with her bare ass, again.
Before her ass cheeks touched the seat, I was looking at her amazing ass and thought about how lucky I was. My face was burning again in anticipation and embarrassment. Dani didn't know our secret and we didn't think she'd be ok with it, but here she was.
There was more farts, god they wouldn't stop.
BRRRRRAAAAA
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP
BRAP
BRRRRRRTTTTT
BPLSTPLSTPLSTPLSTPLSTPLSTPLST
I thought that's all there was, but Dani leaned forward and said, "Oh shit..." to herself, and then to me, louder, "You're so fucked, toilet..."
I kept my mouth open and then another big fart hit, but this time I saw her anus stretching at the same time. That sound of her anal skin stretching to make room for the turd to push out.
The light brown and sticky looking poop emerged and I kept my mouth open. I could never have kept up with the pace, though, and got my hands up to keep her shit from falling and so her entire dump would end up covering my face. I thought the farts were bad, but this shit is going to haunt me forever.
It seemed small, at first. Just the stink killing me. It was one 3 inch turd and a steady current of farts. It was literally like 12 short farts in a row while I was munching her little dump. Her little three inch turd. I swallowed it and then she sat back up. I thought that was it.
But then Dani took in a deep breath and I saw her push her abs and that's when it was like a floodgates happened. I thought after the first wave of 5 turds, each between 3 and 5 inches, I thought it would be over.
But then it wouldn't stop. It just wouldn't stop coming. She kept shitting and shitting and shitting. It was these little turds, each no bigger than 6 inches, but when there are 20 of them, it doesn't much matter. She wouldn't stop, too. I thought it would end and then another wave of turds. This dump was turning into something Corrin would let go.
I started to have troubles keeping it all on my face as it piled up, but I was trying to maneuver so her dump ended up all on my face. I was determined.
I lost sight, at that point. My mouth was full and my nose was covered almost entirely, I had to control my breathing so I didn't literally inhale her shit. Each breath was fucking agony because my steady breaths meant oxygen, but it also meant an entire breath of shit stink directly in front of my nose. I almost gagged, but I kept it together. I couldn't see anymore because Dani's shit was covering my eyes now, too. She was still going, though. I could feel the weight increasing and the pile of her dung shifting.
Dani was now farting loudly again. There was less weight coming, but I could still feel the heat of her farts and anal gas.
I heard her moaning to herself and I was just laying there, completely covered in her waste.
Dani sighed and blew out her mouth.
"God, that fucking stinks!"
I wanted to scream, "YOU think it smells?! YOU, the person that just released this, YOU think it stinks?! Imagine what it's like to have it covering your face and it's the ONLY thing I can do to breathe in YOUR stink! I can't fucking breathe without smelling it! And YOU want to complain about how bad this smells?!?!"
But I couldn't scream. I couldn't even speak. I could only lay there and eat her shit. All I could do was chew and swallow this MASSIVE dump.
It was worse than normal, too. Not only did this stink worse than a normal dump, but I also hadn't prepped like normal.
Monica usually has me not cum for a few days so I'm blind horny, but Mon and I had sex earlier that day. I don't usually eat for 24 hours so I'm hungry, but I'd eaten lunch and had a cocktail.
So with all of that, I was very aware of what I was doing and how fucking disgusting it was.
"Eat my shit, Cadet," Dani was watching me, I could tell, now, "By my toilet slave and flush. Flush my shit away into your mouth and eat my fucking shit."
It didn't matter that Monica and I had sex earlier that day, I knew I was going to cum as soon as I was done eating her shit, because even a breeze would have set me off at that point.
Dani stayed in the bathroom the entire time. She showed me a video of her dumo covering my face and I am convinced it was the most shit anyone's ever unloaded on my face. Bigger than Corrin (I sent her a video and she told me she thinks her dump was bigger, but she'd be willing to let me travel to her and try again. We hadn't talked in a long time and I've moved from where she lives, so it's kind of a pipe dream, but Monica had all those exes shit on me, so who knows).
I couldn't help but think about how fucking terrible it was and took a shower while Dani and Monica sat on the couch. I later found out that Dani doesn't have a fetish around shitting on men, per se, but she loves dominating strong men and making them feel weak compared to her. She has usually done this with her feet with boyfriends. Dani asked her last boyfriend to eat her ass, and he declined and then broke up with her. She was sad about it and really wanted to try it, to see if it felt as good dominating with her ass as it did with her feet.
Monica offered up my mouth to eat Dani's ass and Dani agreed.
And so back into the bedroom we went.
"What's the best way to do this," she asked.
I guided her to sit on my mouth, facing my feet and I'd eat her ass and stick my tongue into her rectum while she fingered herself.
Dani's ass cheeks took over my face and I placed a soft kiss on her anus. She didn't wipe very well, if at all, it looked like.
I asked, "Are you sure you're going to be ok? That was a huge dump you just took."
She laughed, "That was a huge dump I just took IN YOUR MOUTH AND ON YOUR FACE, you mean. Can't leave that last part off! But yeah, I'm ready for you to eat my ass. Actually, I didn't wipe. So you'll eat my ass AND be my toilet paper."
I was rock hard again. I started licking the shitty folds around her anus and she cooed sexually. I used my tongue softly around the entire asshole, pressing gently at first against her sphincter. Dani was rocking softly at first.
Then I took the tip of my tongue and inserted it slowly into Dani's asshole. I felt her sphincter loosen, allowing my tongue to slide deeper. Then she tightened her sphincter and loosened it. It felt like my tongue was being sucked deeper into her rectum. Dani's very dirty rectum, mind you. I couldn't believe how filthy it was, despite the fact that she just took a massive shit in my mouth, it felt dirtier than a normal rectum.
Dani's stroking got faster and she started to rocking harder, "Fuck...... Fuck my ass with your tongue, bitch. Use that tongue to clean my ass, bitch."
I took her beautiful, perfect ass cheeks in my hand and shoved my tongue as far up her asshole as it would go. I have a long tongue and I know because we've measured and it's 3.3 inches, which isn't close to the longest, but definitely longer than average. All 3.3 inches of my tongue was so deep in Dani's asshole that I heard her moan again.
"I'm going to cum! Fuck!"
Dani's body shuddered and she screamed, "DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONGUE OUT OF MY ASSHOLE! FUCK! OH MY GOD! KEEP THAT TONGUE BURIED IN MY RECTUM UNTIL I SHIT IT OUT FUCK ME FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Dani came hard and I ended up shooting a load into my underwear, as well. I had been grinding against the cotton and hearing Dani's screams coupled with her body and what she'd reduced me to had me weary. Dani sighed and then I felt her sphincter move again, this time it felt like she was shitting out my tongue.
When we came out, Dani said, "That was the hardest I've ever cum in my entire life. I need to sit down. Maybe shower. Holy shit."
Monica gave Dani a towel and a robe and I took Dani's clothes from her so I could run them through the wash and dryer. Monica and I talked about how rotten Dani's farts were and Monica showed me the few videos that Dani took. There's one that made the shit pile on my face look absurd and unreal.
"I thought you said she wouldn't like it," I was putting Dani's clothes in the wash.
"I didn't think she would. She's never once made a reference to something like this. I swear. But that was awesome, right? She really fucking made you her toilet."
Monica was turned on, too. She said she came three times while Dani used me. She made a gesture to see if I wanted to fuck, but I was absolutely spent.
Dani came out of the bathroom after her shower with a smile, "Let's play another game of Commander!"
I declined as I couldn't handle another fucking turn as Cadet, but I'm really looking forward to maybe seeing Dani more.
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