By: MadameAtomic99
Warning for folks: this story contains an art hoe and a femboy farting together and enjoying it, so if that isn’t your thing you shouldn’t read this.
Also if it’s got an exclamation mark at the end and is in mostly caps, assume it's the guy’s unless said otherwise, if it isn’t in mostly caps unless stated otherwise it is the girl’s, that’s all.
Alex and Danica were lounging about on the couch in their pajamas, the couple had a blanket draped across their laps as they just laid there cuddled up in bliss. For many couples the idea of a perfect date night would be something such as a night out on the town and enjoying dinner together at a fancy restaurant, Alex and Danica however had a slightly different idea consisting of greasy, square pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni, alongside a six-pack of cold beers.
They had both eaten their fair share of the cheap, greasy, but highly delicious pizza and had a couple of beers so now they were just snuggled up and enjoying each other's company. It was after about 30 minutes that a low growl came from Alex’s stomach and the goth femboy without hesitation looked down to his girlfriend who was laying on top of him.
“Hey hun, I’m gonna let one rip, you wanna smell it?” He asked with a small smirk, in the time he and Danica had been together they had done many things but being shy about matters such as farting was not one of them.
“Do you even have to ask?” Danica replied in an almost sleepy tone before casually adjusting herself and putting her head under the blanket and before Alex could fully process it his girlfriend's hand had made its way onto his slightly bloated stomach and pushed down eliciting a long and bubbly.
BRRRLLLOORRPTTS
Danica inhaled hastily, savouring the smell of rotten meat and half digested cheese made the underside of the blanket stink like a dumpster outside of an Italian food place in the middle of summer. “Fuck love, that reeks,” She commented with a mixture of teasing and delight in her voice, slightly muffled by her head still being under the blanket.
Alex couldn’t help but chuckle to himself a little, this was nowhere near the first time his girlfriend had smelled his farts and he knew it certainly wouldn’t be the last. Then again though he would also be the first to admit he’d be hypocritical to judge considering he also enjoyed the smell of the hipster girl’s gas.
He watched as his girlfriend took her head out of the blankets and returned to laying her head on his chest. About 5 minutes later the comfortable silence was broken by Danica grunting slightly and then sighing.
Psssshhhht
“Hey my love, guess what?” She asked, a hint of mischief in her voice.
“What?” Alex asked in return.
“I farted,” Danica replied before lifting up the blanket and wafting the silent but deadly blast she’d just unleashed right into the femboy’s face. Alex’s sense of smell was assaulted by the stench of grease, cheese, and meat that had been left to rot and bake, the gas had a humidity to it that made the scent cling to Alex’s nose.
He’d teasingly fan his face and chuckle, taking in deep breaths of the horrible stink his girlfriend had just produced. “Jesus hun, did something die in your ass?” Alex’s tone was filled with a mixture of mock offence and being genuinely impressed along with a little turned on.
“I don’t think so but even I’ll agree, that fucking reeks!” Danica sounded proud of herself as she took more sniffs of the cheesy stench.
The two lovers exchanged a look that they had given each other many times before, one that had precluded one of their absolute favorite activities to do on nights such as this.
“You wanna have a fart contest and then have a little more fun~?” Danica asked sensually, giving her partner a teasing kiss on the cheek. Alex just nodded eagerly and took the blanket off of both of them, exposing his blue plaid pajama pants covered ass to his girlfriend.
Danica would position herself similarly, putting her own red plaid covered rear end facing Alex with a smile on her face.
“Normal rules to see who goes first?” Alex asked with a slight grin on his pale face.
“You know it,” Danica replied before grunting and pushing out a dry sounding airy rip as Alex strained and let out a bassy bubbling blast at the exact same time.
Pfffrrrrrrrrssshhh
BBBLLLRRRRBSHT!
Since Alex had ripped the longer fart of the two he was going to go first. Before he let anything more out though the tall twink would extend a finger out towards his girlfriend. “Pull my finger,”
Danica rolled her eyes lovingly before giving Alex’s index finger a tug and waiting in anticipation, she hadn’t heard anything and was confused for a moment. That was when the smell hit her, unlike his usual farts Alex had ripped a silent but deadly of his own and the smell had just smacked Danica directly in the face.
It was cheesy, thick, and meaty as all hell with a sharp sulfuric note that she mentally noted was probably from when she made soft boiled eggs for lunch. Feeling egged on no pun intended Danica brought a hand down to her belly and pushed, forcing out a long, droning, wet retort.
BBBBBRRRLLLLPPT!
The cute hipster wasted zero time fanning the resulting stench towards her boyfriend, she didn’t need to catch a whiff to tell that one was bad even for her, but regardless she would also take deep breaths of the noxious odor. “Fucking hell, pizza doesn’t even normally get both of us going this bad,” Danica remarked with a mixture of pride and lust in her voice.
“Yeah but you also made us both eggs, and then we had beer on top of that,” Alex replied before his stomach let out an ominous groan. He grabbed one of his legs and pulled it up to his chest before unleashing another hellish, bubbling blast directly at Danica.
BRRRRRRBBBBSHT!
To which Danica replied with another scalding hot SBD that matched Alex’s in the fact it smelled more like raw sewage than anything else.
Pssssssssfffffrrrt
To say that the room smelled horrible would be the understatement of the millennia, the two lovers farts had mingled together to create a stench that would have a health and safety inspector called if anyone else were to catch a whiff of it, let alone happily breathing it in like they were.
PLLLRRBBT!
Prrrnnt!
PLLLBBBSHT!
Fffffssssht
PLLLRRRRT!
Pssssffffbbbt!
PPPRRRbbbt!
For half an hour the two of them farted back and forth, fanning the scent towards each other and taking deep huffs of the sickening stink of their combined flatulence. At the end of that half an hour both of their bellies let out one more groan and so Alex and Danica pushed their plaid pajama covered asses together and strained.
PPPPPPBBBBBLLLLRRRRRRSHT!
Pppppffffrrrrsssssshhhhhhhhht!
Alex and Danica both moaned a little bit at the sheer pleasure they felt as they both pushed out sustained streams of stinking wind that served as the cherries on top of their wonderful night together. Before the two agreed it was a draw and headed to their bedroom, leaving the living room to marinate in the absolutely foul scent they had spent the past hour or so filling it with.