Clubbing
by NotAbovetheRim

Just got a new laptop so more stories will be on the way soon. As always feel free to email me with feedback and requests at [email protected]

She had taken my heart as quickly as she had taken my hand. She lead our way through the crowd, towards the back of the club. The stereo blared Flo Rida’s latest trash. The DJ incoherently rambled his way over the bass. Her strapless, leopard print dress barely covered her assets, and as she hustled she noticeably had to work to keep everything in.
My eyes had found their target. Her ass that bounced in rhythm with not only her confident strut, but somehow the music as well. I looked up from her ass for a moment only to meet her gaze. She saw me staring, but smiled innocently. Even in the strobe lights, her amber, soft features were stunning. I smiled at the sight of her. Her lips were thick to match the rest of her and I couldn’t wait to get to where we were headed.
I’d have followed that girl to the ends of the Earth and I didn't even know her name. We locked eyes at the bar and things escalated quickly from there. She moved her body like a professional, and kissed passionate and lovingly. That’s all I knew. She probably fucked like an animal. That’s all I needed to know, and in an effort to find out I let her lead me away from the dance floor.
We headed through a door in the back of the club, leading to a secluded stairwell.
She threw me against a wall and shoved her tongue down my throat. Her right hand tugged at the collar of my shirt, ripping two of the buttons. Her left made its way towards my dick, rubbing my member through the denim of my jeans.
“You’re gonna be mine tonight.” She whispered in my ear between kisses. I gave her a sly smile and kissed her neck. I grabbed her waist with one hand and with the other took a great big handful of her ass. I gave it a squeeze and then a smack. She yipped as my hand made contact, then giggled.
“How can I be yours if I don't even know who you are lady?” I replied, pushing her away for just a moment, keeping my hands on her waist to stop her from going anywhere, as if she wanted to go anywhere.
She lifted my hands a bit, turned her back towards me, put my hands back on her waist and bent over as sexy as she could. She poked her ass out so it rubbed on my pelvis in just the right way. She gave it a wiggle in front of me.
“Go ahead, give it a slap.” she says, “Harder this time.” That last part she adds in there with a sense of authority. I oblige and slap her ass. It jiggles and she laughs as she stands back up, turns to me and fixes her dress. ”Did you like that?”
“Yeah.” I admit.
“Well then my name doesn’t really matter does it?” She flicks my nose playfully, “But I’ll
tell you what. If I have a good time tonight, you’ll know my name by morning.”
Her grin is that perfect mix between sexy and sinister, and it seemed to be growing. Something was amusing her.
Then the smell hit my nostrils. It was rancid. It smelled like a mix of sauerkraut and old rotten lunch meat. My face scrunched and my brow furrowed. I tried to pull my hand from her waist to cover my nose but she grabbed them, she moved them from her waist to her ass. I tried again and she forcefully did the same thing.
“Are you seriously not smelling that?” I asked her, bewildered. The smell was so bad, I was starting to lose my boner. She just shook her head and smiled before moving her hips to the beat we could still hear from the other side of the door. She turned and began to twerk her ass into my pelvis. The smell told my dick to stay down but her ass had other plans for it. Even as I coughed and tried to cover my nose with my hands, my dick sprung to life when she gyrated.
After a couple of minutes she hadn’t let up, but neither had the terrible scent. It assaulted my sense of smell to the point where I had to push her off. She smacked her teeth and turned to me, clearly pissed off.
“I’m sorry, but that smell is killing me and I can't figure out what it is.” I cough a couple of time to try to clear my lungs.
She sighs, confirming her annoyance. “You’ll love the smell by the morning, they always do. Just let me do my thing.” Her voice is as ‘matter of fact’ as it had ever been, like she hardly liked me.
Confused wasn't a strong enough word to describe me in that moment. I looked her in the eyes while trying to process her words.
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As she stood in front of me I could hear let a huge fart rip over the sound of the music. The smell got even stronger as the air thickened with her methane. The smell of old bologna filled the air and she smiled.
“Stop fighting and take it in. If you do I promise I’ll give you the best orgasm you’ve had in your life.” She sensually walked towards me. I tried to move towards to the door but she grabbed my arm. She was surprisingly strong and threw me back on the wall. She grabbed my dick through the denim of my jeans and rubbed. I could feel her though the material almost as if nothing was there.”I wanna show you something, that's all I wanna do, and if you don't like it you can go.”
I had never been intimidated by a woman in my life but this beautiful one had me right where she wanted me. Her stench scared me, but as she turned her ass to me once more and lifted the dress revealing her magnificent ass cheeks in all their bare glory I felt more turned on than ever before. She grunted and -
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Soon after the fart came the smell. This small one had a worse smell than the first loud one. It hit me harder than I thought it would. I began to cough uncontrollably.
“Deep breaths.” I heard her command and I tried my best to follow. Maybe controlling my breathing would help. “Oh look, your dicks going soft, lets take care of that.” She immediately caught the beat, grinding her ass against me until once again, even through the rancid smell I was rock hard.
She danced on me feverishly as I breathed deeply. Her bare ass releasing fart after fart.
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She dipped low and brought herself back up sensually, running one hand through her hair while the other shot between her legs to play with herself. She gave a light moan. She obviously enjoyed gassing me. I enjoyed looking at her gassing me, and by the looked she gave me after taking a look at my rock hard dick, it was pretty obvious too.
I breathe in some more and cough uncontrollably. I either took a really big hit of it her anal bong or her latest ass blast was the worst of all. It was probably both. I tried to take in more air and fell to one knee, in line with her ass. It was definitely both.
“Oh? Coming in for a closer look?” She pushed my face playfully with her ass. “ I hope you know a closer look means a stronger smell.”
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The 5 second emission literally knocked me on my ass. The sound was deafening, overpowering whatever the dj had spinning in the club. I looked up at her face from my seat on the grimy floor and could see it surprised her a bit too. Even she wasn't fully aware of what that beautiful monster of a backside was capable of.
I was dizzy and couldn’t see straight but I saw turn to me fully and bent over to look me in the eyes. She grabbed my chin and gave me a couple of light slaps.
“Look at me. Look at me!” she slapped me a couple more times until we locked eyes.”You’re just gonna keep breathing deep for me daddy. Will you do that for me?” she asks. I almost drunkenly gave her a nod in approval, though I’m not sure if I was aware of what I was doing.
A cheshire smile lit up her face. It was almost a shame that her ass was so magnificent that it was a distraction from how beautiful she really was. It was all I could think about. I couldn't wait for her to give me another look no matter what smell I had to deal with.
“Well then strap into that seat of yours because this ride is about to get wild,” With that she spun around and caught the beat. The dj had put on a throwback, ‘Back That Ass Up’ by Juvenile. “I been waiting on this track all night,”
She twerked her ass up and down in front of my face,. putting on a personal show for me.
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I could see her brown eye winking as she danced. She threw her hands in the air and dropped it low one more time, giving me a seductive smirk over her shoulder.
“I don't hear you breathing!” she reminded me. I tilted my head back and took a huge whiff, opening my nostrils as wide as I could to drink it all in like requested. It was just as terrible as the first intestinal bomb she dropped, but I found the smell to be entirely tolerable.”Just keep watching this ass and breathing in deep.”
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She continued to throw her ass in a circle in front of me, dipping and spinning on que with the music. She sighed audibly with her latest release.
“Oh fuck that felt good!” she yelled primally “Did it smell as good as it felt?” I heard her ask.
“What do you think?” I shot back sarcastically, she laughed it off and bumped my face with her ass again.
“I think….” she started before letting one rip at point blank range in front of my face.
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“I think that it came from the most wonderful ass you’ve ever seen.” she finished her sentence.” I also think that an ass like this has so much more to give.”
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“And I think that anything this ass gives…”
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“...is a gift!”
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“Drink it in!!”
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Her barrage had my head spinning out of control and my dick harder than ever. She had stopped dancing by this point and had wedged my face in between her ass, forcing my nostrils right up against her starfish. I could feel it pulsing a bit before every noxious release. I did as she said and tried my hardest to suck it all in. Eventually it was too much and I had to push her off of me.
I pushed against her cheeks but again, she was far stronger than I had anticipated. She locked herself in that position and me under her.
I panicked. I thrashed from my anal prison while she continued to flatulate into my nostrils. She grabbed my arms and locked them under hers, lessening my fight. I flailed my legs as they were the only things I could move.
“This’ll all be worth it soon. This ass is going to give you something out of this world, just keep sniffing.”
For some reason, I trusted her. Something about her voice was soothing, calming even. My fight lessened to nil. She let herself up and I gasped for air but seemingly got nothing but methane. The hallway we were in was filled with her fumes.
I sputtered and spit only a moment more, before she unceremoniously wedged my face into her ass again.
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A series of small toots caught me off guard. The room felt like it was spinning, but all I could see was darkness and all I could smell was her essence. I could feel her fumbling with my zipper and pulling out my cock.
“Oh will you look at that. At full attention. Let’s finally put him at ease. Open your mouth.” I heard her command. I hesitated for just a moment before opening wide. She adjusted a bit before she aligned her anus with my mouth. “The grand finale. My greatest trick, Dont you dare touch that dick!” she ordered. I pulled my hand away. It had gravitated at some point to my dick in all of my confusion.
“You ready for the greatest orgasm you've ever had?” she asked. I nodded. Once she felt confirmation, I felt her brace herself. She was preparing for something big. I could hear her guts churn She was getting ready to unleash a methane monsoon directly into my lungs and for whatever reason, all I could think is that I wanted it. That the smell from her ass was a gift and I wanted that gift inside of me.”Here it comes!”
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She gave me at least thirty seconds of her gift in the most intimate way she could. The blast echoed through my hallway and likely the whole club as the sound was amplified by my open mouth. Her grunt was the sexiest, most primal thing I had ever heard in my life. She had worked hard to produce what she had just given me, and fifteen seconds into her emission I came explosively without even touching my dick.
The jizz shot straight into the air and I could swear I heard some smack against the ceiling. She laughed at the sight clearly pleased with herself. She stood up and admired her handiwork. I sat there slack jawed, eyes rolled in the back of my head. She ripped one of the flyers from the wall next to me and grabbed her purse for a pen.
She used my head as a hard surface to write something down. “If you really want to know my name, come to this address in an hour. If you do,m be prepared to take ANY gift my ass gives you.” she laughs and leaves me there wondering what just happened.