By: JustAnotherGasWriter
Link and Paya were together in the middle of nowhere. The two had gone off exploring together, though at the moment it was quite late at night. They had called it a day several hours before and had settled in to hole up on the edge of a meadow, sheltered from the elements as well as any nasty creatures that go bump in the night.
Paya has built a fire and had a big, black, metal pot full of stew cooking for them. Every few minutes, she would sneak a quick peek over at Link, who was laying out more into the meadow and stargazing. She felt drawn to him, almost like a calling for him, though she could never work up the courage to say anything. It wasn’t that Link was aggressive or abrasive, in fact he was a person of very VERY few words. It was something else, more likely her own fear of rejection that got in the way of trying anything any more than admiring him from a distance.
Once the stew had cooked, she got a metal ladle and portioned our two nice bowls of the hot, meaty brew. She then walked over to him and sat down. He smiled silently to her, graciously accepting the hot bowl of broth and slurping it down once it had a moment to cool. Paya slurped it down as well, not saying anything either the silence of night was only broken by the sound of frogs in a small bog behind them and the gentle smacking of their lips as they enjoyed their meal.
Paya finished first, even going as far as to lick her bowl clean. Link was only half done with his, looking over at Paya as he slurps a little bit more down. She was beaming as the chunky stew began to warm her insides up. She even had to put a hand over her mouth to suppress a small burp, also making her cheeks turn a little pink. Link chuckled a little as she blushed lightly, finishing his own serving he didn’t go as far as licking the bowl out however. The mute hero did however wipe a bit of broth off his top lip onto his arm before standing up and taking Paya’s bowl.
Paya stayed in the meadow, laying out now as it was her turn to stargaze while Link poured the rest of the stew into a pouch to be reheated for breakfast. He also cleaned the large pot out. As Paya looked at the stars, she thought of the best ways she possibly could make a move on him with minimal risk of rejection. She felt her stomach rumble a bit after laying out a short while, which made her blush. It wasn’t bubbling in hunger like it had before, it was now bubbling with gas. She rubbed her now slightly bloated midsection and looked back to where Link was.
Link wasn’t paying any attention to her. He was somewhat of a perfectionist, and was taking his sweet time making sure the cooking pot was spotless. He hadn’t even started on washing the bowls out yet, so he still had a ways to go with the cleaning for the night.
Paya felt her stomach boil and bubble again, more violently and urgently than before. Biting her lower lip in a mix of concentration and relief, she let a slow hisser out. Her nose wrinkled as she got a whiff of her own brand in the crossbreeze and resisted the urge to cough on it. This first emission was as lengthy as it was rank, clocking in at nearly 17 seconds of just uninterrupted gas silently blowing out her big bubble butt.
To her relief, the long rip did seem to be all she had for the moment at least, and she clenched her ass together tight. She then began looking for a way out to go truly relieve herself, she normally had to do this to evacuate her bowels around this time anyway. She spotted a marsh area that had plenty of trees to give her some privacy. The flustered Sheikah woman got up and did walked to the more isolated swampland with her back arched back a bit and her cheeks clenched tight, taking quick looks over at Link every few seconds to make sure that he wasn’t watching. The Hyrulian champion wasn’t paying her any attention. As soon as she was out of sight, she ran off, wet farts leaking out her backside uncontrollably with each step. In response, she just ran faster and reached back to hold her asscheeks together tightly.
Once she was far enough out where she was positive Link couldn’t hear her at all, she squatted by a tree and got all her clothing out of the way before cutting loose. Wet, bassy farts blast out her sizely buttocks, making her bite her lower lip and fuss a bit to herself. After a few rips, she felt little bits of molten scat get launched out her hole and paint the tree behind her. Her eyes roll back after this in satisfaction, a soft log making its way out. It quickly popped out of her and landed with a splat at her feet. Several more chunks of soft, almost slimy excrement slid out of her and landed on top of the first piece. Soon, a small pile of her tanish brown feces had formed. As Paya felt the last log of her food baby drop down into her rectum, she could tell this one would be a doozy. Her eyes crossed in concentration as she pushed hard to get it out, gasping happily as she successfully pushed it out with a bit of effort. The bulky head of the turd was a darker brown, though the rest of it was the same tan brown as the rest of her dump, just longer. It didn’t break off into separate logs, just staying as one soft scat coil that piled up in a nice and uniform fashion. She got some leaves to wipe with, which she left on top of her goopy mess pile before walking back to the campsite.
Link had finished washing the dishes and was laying out in the meadow again. Paya gave herself a sniff test in several spots to make sure she didn’t get the smell of scat on her hands or clothes before rejoining him. He looked over at Paya and sat up when she was settling down. Before he could say anything, she hushed him.
“Sorry I left with no notice, I-I had to relieve my bladder and I got lost.” She explained with a blush. He bought the story and didn’t question it. They lay back again together and just stargaze, pointing out some formations to each other before finally falling asleep.