Bathroom Blues
by Batman15jones

Sarah is 28 years old she's been on the run for 2 years from the C.I.A mostly agent carter always seems to find her and she always has to find a way to shake him. she was a C.I.A agent but was framed by a another C.I.A agent guess who none other than  agent carter of corse, he wanted her position so much that he framed her for it. pretty soon she couldn't take it anymore all the chasing and the hiding so she was headed to Mexico.

she arrived at the airport, her flight was in 2 hours. so she got some taco bell her last meal as her last meal as an American citizen and found it kind of weird eating taco bell before heading to Mexico. after eating she felt a rumble in her stomach so she heeded to the restroom unknowingly being followed by agent carter. she entered the restroom, after waiting 5 minuets making sure no one saw him enter the women's restroom. soon as he went in he was hit with the worst smell ever. he covered his nose and walked even further into the restroom all he heard was grunts followed by, FFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTBBBSSSSS this is hell he thought as he withdrew his gun and aimed it at the stall door waiting as patiently as he could for her to come out.

Sarah was finishing up when she realized their wasn't any toilet paper, there was no way she would be spending an hour and a half with swamp ass so she looks under the stall to her left to see that no one was in there. she took her feet out of the skirt that was around her ankles and took of her heels to walk to the stall to the left to get the toilet paper. soon as she opens the door there is agent carter standing outside the door with a gun pointed at the girl naked from the waste down.

carter saw her and said ''your coming with m..'' he was cut off by being kneed him in the balls. he dropped the gun and staggered back still blocking the exit.

''carter I should have known you'd be here you perverted bastard''. she took shirt and jacket off she couldn't have anything hold her back this was going to be the fight for her freedom. now all she had on was a bra.

he ran toward her trying to throw a punch forgetting that she was one of the most skilled fighters in the C.I.A, she blocked it and counter with a punch of her own. that didn't stun carter though he tackled to the girl to the floor pinning her to the ground and was about to punch her but Sarah wrapped her legs around him and threw him of her. he landed with a thud she jumped on him putting her ass on his face her feet on his hands and her arms holding his arms.

''oops I just remembered I never got the chance to wipe my ass thanks to you well here's my chance'' she says as she starts rubbing her shit infested ass up and down on his face all she could hear was a muffled ''moooo...... stoph.......plesshh''

'' o its way to late for that now you framed me and then you chase me for 2 years and leave me with no choose but to leave the country'' Sarah said getting pissed off. she gets up slightly and carter with shit stains all over his face gasp for air and as soon as he does PPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFF BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSTTTTTTTT she rips two giant farts right in his mouth just as he inhales air. she gets up off of him he's lying there coughing and gaging. she's laughing her ass off kind of enjoying herself, then she kicks him in the balls and at this point he's on the ground holding his crouch wheezing breathing really hard crying. Sarah is really getting a kick out of all this because of all the pain that he's caused her. so then she grabs his hair and drags him into the stall she just came out of. he knows what's coming next and he's praying to god that he's wrong. he's pulled up next to the toilet that Sarah took a shit in earlier he looks down in the toilet to see diarrhea, shit logs and pee in the water.

''don't do this to me you BITCH''.

she looks at him and say's ''hope u like taco bell'' then she dunks his head in the toilet she was standing on his hands so there was nothing he could do but squirm while he was drowning in shit, correction this is hell . pretty soon air bubbles formed at the top of the water, Sarah didn't want to kill any one so she thought she'd play with him a little.

Sarah pulled his head out of the water and say's ''if you drink half the water I will let you go''

carter looks at her and say's ''hell n....'' he was cut off by Sarah dunking him in the toilet she then pulls him out looks at him he has one long turd in his mouth she started laughing really hard now. she starts coming down after he spits it out and the she says ''you were saying'' he starts crying and then he nods yes. so she dunks him in one more time and sure enough the water (and some of the diarrhea) starts to disappear. she pulls him out, he's lying on the floor spiting up water and gasping for air.

Sarah gets dressed leave the restroom feeling relief from getting revenge on the man who has caused her so much pain. next stop Mexico.