A Smelly Egg Hunt

By: SassMachineChan

Chapter 1
The Three Rotten Eggs

I'm Luna, I am an 18 year old going to school in New York, Manhattan. My life is very chaotic and often filled with anxiety. My days mainly consist of waking up and getting ready for school. Then when I'm ready I go there and do all the work that comes my way while dealing with bullies. In addition, I take the streets home while minding myself around the hobos as they gawk at me. Afterwards, I do my homework while my drunk dad parades around the house acting like a mad man, arguing with my mom. Finally, I go to bed to do it all over again. It's really tiring. The people that are around me always put me on edge, draining my energy rapidly throughout the day.

One thing that I always liked to do whenever something fills me with anxiety or stresses me out too much is to go to my happy place. It's a place in my mind filled with flowers on a mountain cliff surrounded by the deep blue sky. It brings me happiness, peace and tranquility that calms me down in times that I need it to. It's my saving grace. It’s a lot of things to me…

“Hey Luna, what's the answer to number 5?” The teacher asked.

“H-Huh!” I said, startled.

I wasn't ready to be called on! My teacher had completely caught me off guard!

“Uh.” I quickly scrambled through my notes to try and get the answer. I could feel the teacher's eyes pierce me as I tried to find the answer. My anxiety started to spike.

“25!” I blurted out.

“Correct.” The teacher said.

Phew, that was close. My nerves started to slowly calm down. I should pay more attention next time.

*Bonk*

A piece of paper hit the back of my head. I picked it off the ground and opened it.

“Nerd.” It read.

I looked behind me to see who threw it. Trish was giggling with two friends; Elizabeth and Britany. They were cheerleaders for our school and Trish was the head cheerleader. I tried not to let their bullying get to my head. After all, they make fun of everybody. One time, they pranked a quiet kid in another class. I don’t know what exactly happened, but all I know is that he was humiliated. No one has seen him since that day. I think Trish bullies other people because she herself got bullied in the 7th grade. I remember one time where Trish farted and everyone made fun of her the rest of the school year. They used to say “Trish trash gas in her ass”.

“Hey little nerd!” Trish spoke out. “Do you know the answer to your hair being all greasy?”

I continued to look back at them, and then I turned away. Maybe if I don’t give them the attention they want, they’ll leave me alone. I know the quiet kid never ignored them and that may be the reason why he was pranked, those girls would take extreme measures to get what they want. To be honest they scare me, sometimes I would beg my mother to let me stay home from school for just one day a month just to get away from them. But she would not allow that to happen, she doesn’t want me to become a deadbeat human like my dad. I understand her reasoning, but I can't handle the fear I get every morning before school.

Math class was over. Now it's on to my next class, science. Thankfully, Trish and her goons are not in that class. While my math instructor didn’t care about what was going on, however my science teacher did, Mrs. Honey. She was the nicest and compassionate middle aged instructor I’ve ever had. She never tolerated bullying and always helped students in need. She really goes above and beyond. Such a nice woman. Before I knew it, class was over and it was time for my lunch. I sat down in the commons area and unpacked my lunch. As I started to bite down I could see Trish and her friends start to bother the other students, picking on them and pulling their hair. I hope they don't come over here… Oh shoot! I just had to say something didn't I?!

“Hey nerd! You wouldn't happen to have anything to drink would you?” Trish said.

“N-No.” I said lying straight through my teeth.

“Don't lie to me, loser. I know you have something.” She said.

Her two friends started to ravage through my lunch box. They eventually found my bepsi. My anxiety started to rise. I started to sweat a little.

“It's not nice to lie, you know.” Britany said, holding my bepsi in her hand.

“Yeah, nerd. Were you trying to hide this from us?” Trish said.

“Like that would ever happen.” Elizabeth said.

*ptooey*

Trish spat on my hair… It seeped its way through my hair. Gross…

“Next time don't try and hide anything.” Trish said as they walked away.

I took a napkin and wiped off the spit. Its wet texture stuck to my head as I thoroughly wiped it all off. I was powerless in that situation. All I could do was sit there and watch, too scared to do anything. My body started to shake a little. I just have to remember my happy place. Yeah, no one can hurt me there.

*5 minutes later*

The bell rang and it was time for my last class, gym. Gym was always an annoying class. I never liked any of the games we played in the gym, they always made me sweaty. Although Trish and her friends liked running around, while giving the teachers a hard time. I got changed and headed to the gym. I could already see Trish and her friends making a ruckus in there. We were playing kick ball today. The way we play kick ball is different from other schools. There are four bases including home base. Two people go up to home base, one person kicks and once they kick both people run to first base. I went up to the line where people go to kick and decided that I should go to the back of the line because I don't like kicking or running for that matter.
“Hey loser! You're my partner, come on!” Britany screamed.

I was really hoping that she wasn't saying that towards me. But all she did was stare at me. I guess that means I should go up… Out of all the people she could choose, why me? I sheepishly walked up the home base. And once again my anxiety started to spike. My heart beat got faster. I just need to calm down. All I have to do is run when she kicks the ball. The pitcher rolled the ball. And…. She…. did not kick it?

“Hey, what are you doing nerd!? You're supposed to kick the ball!” Britany shouted at me.

“Wh- me? I thought-” I said.

A couple of the guys on our team started to laugh.

“You got a lot of nerve doing something like that.” She said angrily.

“But I didn't-” I said before I was cut off.

“OUT!” The teacher said.

We went to the back of the line. I could feel the energy that Britney emitted, it was that of anger and malice. I really hope she doesn't do anything to me… The rest of gym class went just about normally aside from Britany staring me down. I went into the locker and quickly made my exit and went back home. There was no way I would be sticking around to find out what would happen to me after I embarrassed her in front of the guys.

*The next day*

Sadly since all of our snow days were used up, we had to go to school during easter break. There was no way I could go to school today! Not after what happened yesterday! Unfortunately my mom, no matter how many times I begged her, she wouldn't let me stay home today. Great… Looks like I'm in for a heap of trouble today…

Chapter 2
April fools

I went through all my classes without any problems, thankfully. Now it was time for me to leave my last class, gym. I walked into the locker room, got changed and went to leave when Trish stopped me in my tracks. Her and her friends were all covered in sweat.

“Hey, stay here for a moment. We need to talk to you.” She said.

They want to talk to me? This can't be good! What could they want with me? They waited until everyone left the locker room to talk to me which started to make me uncomfortable.

“Alright nerd, that stunt you pulled yesterday was uncalled for.” Britany said.

“Yeah and you're gonna pay for it.” Elizabeth said intimidatingly.

“W-Wait this i-is-” I said, stuttering over my words.

They horrifyingly walked towards me and backed me into a corner. What were they gonna do to me? Take what was in my backpack? Beat me up?!

They all started to chuckle collectively. My anxiety started to flare up. This can't be good!

“H-Hold on! I'll do a-anything you want! J-Just please!” I said.

“Oh I know you'll do anything we want.” Trish said with a smile.

That comment irked me. I started getting butterflies in my stomach. I started to melt through the floor.

“We're gonna do an egg hunt.” Trish laughed. “If you can find all our socks within five minutes we’ll let you leave but if you don't we’ll-” Trish said as she pulled out a knife.

They'll cut me?! Where did they get those knives?! They must've gotten them from that Sharkin girl! I have to do as they say!

“Uh o-okay. I will, just don’t hurt me!” I said sheepishly.

“Why would we do that? We're nice girls, aren't we Trish?” Britany asked.

“Yeah, we wouldn't hurt you. Not unless you hurt us first. Now get to it.” Trish said as she twirled her knife.

I dashed off to go and look for their socks! Where in the world could they possibly be?! My anxiety started to get worse… I searched every locker high and low and eventually I found one pair of socks! They smelt horrible but a wins a win. Two more pairs to go! I continued searching the rest of the lockers but I found nothing. Where could they possibly be!? I rushed to the other side of the locker room where they keep the sports equipment. I searched high and low for any pair of socks I could find but couldn't find anything! I was double checking when an awful smell hit my nose. It smelled like moldy cheese. It was coming from the basket where they kept all the dodge balls. I went to go look because I figured it would be another pair of socks since the pair that I'm holding smells kinda the same way. I went over to it and sure enough there they were nudged in between two balls. I picked them up and ran back out searching for the last pair.

“You've got 30 seconds left!” Elizabeth yelled.

What!?!?! There's no way I was searching for their socks for that long! I sprinted out and looked desperately to find the last pair!
“20 more seconds!” Elizabeth said.

OH NO! OH NO! I gotta find them quickly!!! My head searched in every direction, high and low but there was nothing!!

“10 seconds left!” Britany said.

I triple checked everywhere but I couldn't find them!!!

“5 seconds left!” Trish said.

At last my eyes landed on the last pair hiding underneath the bench! I dove for them, my face landing on them causing my eyes to water up from the stench. I grabbed them quickly. Yes!

“TIME!!” Trish shouted.

“Not bad nerd.” Elizabeth said.

I bringed them their smelly musty socks.

“Are you gonna let me go now?” I asked, eager to finally leave.

“Hmmmm, no.” Trish said plainly.

“W-What, B-but..” I said in disbelief.

“You thought we were gonna let you leave just like that?” Elizabeth laughed.

“Wow, you really are stupid.” Trish said with a smirk on her face. “We're not done with you yet.”

Elizabeth and Britany started to make their way towards me and grabbed my arms and kicked my legs out from under me.

“Wait, wait! What are you doing?” I said to no avail.

“Losers like you deserve to be humiliated.” Trish said as she turned around and lifted up her skirt and spreaded her cheeks.

“Huh?!” I said.

She sat down on my face. My nose went deep in her crack. The smell was just awful. It smelled like spoiled milk!

“How's the smell down there loser?” Trish said with a chuckle.

I tried to say something but my mouth was muffled. I started to squirm around, trying to break free but their grip on me was tight.

“Wow she's really pathetic moving around under you like that.” Elizabeth said.

*three collective laughs*

My nose started to hurt not only because of the smell but because my nose was wedged so deep into her crack. I started to panic when I realized I wasn't getting any air!

*PPFFFFTTTT*

“Opps.” Trish laughed.

“You’re so gross Trish!” Elizabeth laughed.

“Damn that smells.” Britany said. “Sniff it up, loser.”

I started to hold my nose as I didn't want to smell it anymore then I already had to.

“I said sniff it up.” Britany said.

I felt something sharp poke the back of my neck! Most likely a knife! I have no other choice than to reluctantly sniff up Trish's noxious fart.

*Sniffff*

The rancid air made me start to cough and made my eyes water.

“Sniff it up until it's all gone.” Elizabeth said.

*Sniiiiffffff*

UUrrrrrkkkk. I started to feel woozy and nauseous. The tainted air made its way from my nose down to my lungs and attacked them. I could feel myself start to become more sick by the second. I just have to think of my happy place… like that's gonna save me now….

“AHAHAHA What a total loser you are. Sniffing my butt like a dog. You're pathetic.” Trish laughed as she got off me.

“It's my turn now.” Britany said.

WHAT!? No, not again!

“Wait please-” I said before Britany took her sock off (which was no doubt the dirtiest thing I have ever seen in my life) and stuffed it right in my mouth.

The taste was just absolutely horrendous! The sweat made its way down my throat and attacked my taste buds. It tasted so foul! As I was taking in the taste, Trish and Britany switched places. Britany was now the one sitting on my face. She rubbed her stinky butt all across my face trying to get a comfortable position before eventually she found a sweet spot for herself. Her crack, just like how Trish's was, was also right on my nose. As my anxiety rose I started to breathe heavily and started sweating and crying.

“Haha wow you didn't tell me how soft her face was, Trish!” Britany giggled.

I started trying to hold my breath but I just couldn't. I was out of breath so I had to breathe in all her rancid sweat juices. It smelt so bad it made me want to vomit. The sweat mixed with the tainted air from her hole made for a deadly combination.

“I think I got a big one coming. Make sure to sniff it up for me, loser!” Britany said as the other girls laughed.

Oh no! I started to panic as I didn't want to be farted on again which ironically only made me start to breathe even heavier! No, I have to relax. I just have to find my happy place. I started to think of a hill filled with flowers….

*PPPPFfffffffffftttttttttt*

Yuck!!!!! That one went right up my nose!!! I think I'm gonna hurl! My happy place isn't helping me…

“You don't get many chances like this you know? You should be grateful that I'm giving you this opportunity.” Britany said, sounding relieved.

I have no choice but to sniff because if I didn’t they would probably kill me…..

*Sniiifffff*

The smell was coded with a rotten egg smell that destroyed the inside of my nostrils… What has my life become? I'm literally a human fart filter…. Is this where I deserve to be?

“You know what, I think my ass needs a good cleaning after today's workout. You wouldn't mind helping with that, would you nerd?” Britany said as she pushed her panties away and took the sock out of my mouth making me able to breathe through my mouth again for a little bit.

WHAT?!?! NO WAY!!! Uggghhh. But I have no choice. I reluctantly pull out my tongue and stick it in her hole. The texture is unlike anything I’ve ever put in my mouth, very soft and condensed. Not to mention the taste, it's just harrowing…. There is no other way to describe it….

*BBBBRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

URK. The fart vibrates its way down my tongue and into my mouth. The air puffed my cheeks like a balloon. The flavor was somehow even worse than what my tongue is in right now! No amount of brushing my teeth could cleanse me of this taste. I think I'm gonna die. But I have to calm down. I must think of my happy place… peace and flowers.

“Shallow it.” Britany said sadistically.

I feel so humiliated but I did what she told me to do without any hesitation. I figure that they'll let me go if I just do what they tell me to or at least I hope they do… As I swallowed I could feel the air tear its way down my throat. My happy place is now ruined.

“Wow She actually swallowed your fart. What a pathetic bitch.” Trish said with a giggle.

My body went limp as I had no more fight left in me.

“Alright I think I'm done here, let's go grab a bite to eat.” Britany said.

“Yeah I'm starving.” Trish said.

Britany finally got off my face, making my tongue fall out of her hole. My tongue is free at last! The other 2 girls let me go as I fell to the floor. Trish and Britany walked out of the locker room leaving me on the floor looking like a dried up worm.

“Hey Elizabeth are you coming?” Trish shouted.

“Yeah one second!” Elizabeth shouted back at them.

“I'm not leaving without having my fun too.” She said with malice in her voice.

Elizabeth pulled her panties aside and squatted over my face and farted all over it defiling it in the process. The air enveloped my face. I was too weak at anything at this point other than to sit there and watch her do it. Her fart smelled just like her friends; rotten eggs with a slight hint of wet dog.

“April fools, loser.” Elizabeth said as she walked away.

She just had to have the last laugh didn't she? At least they are gone for now…