By: JustAnotherGasWriter
PART 1
Monika "IQ" Weiss laid on her bed, staring up at the ceiling. It wasn't so much that she was bored, more just contemplating things. She often did this, finding a nice brainstorming session every now and then to funny enough be quite refreshing and re-energizing after a long day's work of going through simulated combat scenarios Six had them often do to keep her (as well as the rest of the Team Rainbow operators) on their toes for when a real emergency arose. As she thought to herself, she felt a gentle bubbling in her gut. Hiking a leg lazily, she bit her lip and casually cuts a wet, puring fart.
*PPPLLLLAAARRTH*
She sighed quietly, fanning her own fatass. She was embarrassed by her flatulence, but since there was nobody else around there wasn't any reason to hold it. "If I hold it in now, it'll just want to come out later, at a more inconvenient time." she reasoned to herself.
She was just about to let another fly when a sudden knock on the door snapped her out of her thoughts."Hey Monika, you busy?" her friend Eliza (AKA "Ash") asked a bit impatiently, the redhead tapping her foot on the ground.
"N-no, not really... what do you need?" IQ called back, blushing she was really trying to wave the smell off now.
"Nothin', the girls and I were just wondering what you were up to... Mind if I come in?" Ash replied, trying the doorknob even before she was given permission to enter.
"Hang on... I'm changing!" IQ told her frantically, though Ash had already opened the door.
"What do you mean you goof, you're fully dre-... sweet Lord, the fuck is that smell?!" Ash exclaimed suddenly, pinching her nose upon entering. Ash looked her blonde teammate in the eyes, seeing her embarrassment her look of disgust turned to one of humor. "Monika, did you rip ass?" she asked bluntly with a developing smirk.
"W-well... yes but... it's my room! you just barged in here!" IQ protested, her face red in humiliation.
"I don't know why you're so embarrassed Monika, everybody farts.” Ash shrugged, leaning to the side she nonchalantly cut one herself just to prove a point.
*BLLLAARRRRRRRRT*
“E-eliza!” IQ blushed even harder as she felt a strange sense of pleasure overtake her. The smell, the sound, the cute way Ash bit her lip when she let it fly, IQ found it all so… attractive in the heat of the moment. Ash looked at her, narrowing her eyes in suspicion.
“Wait a second… you have a fart fetish, don’t you?” Ash asked in the same blunt fashion. IQ somehow got even more embarrassed than she already was, but offered a slight sigh and a nod yes. “That’s… that’s fucking wicked! I thought I was the only one!” Ash beamed excitedly.
IQ looked over at her. “Y-you really have a toot fetish?” she managed to squeak out.
“Hehe, hell yeah I do! Man, this is awesome! Say, I’m down to let a couple loose for you if you return the favor.” Ash told her German comrade. “C’mon, what do you say? You can even choose who goes first.” Ash steps up her offer.
“I-I say… let’s do it.” IQ agreed, a smile gracing her face. “You can go ahead first… sniff I mean.” she told Ash. In response, Ash gets up on her bed and laid down face up.
“Just sit on my face.” she instructed as IQ got up and followed the orders. Ash’s face was soon totally covered by IQ’s thick, blue jean clad rump.
“R-ready?” iq asked nervously, Ash replying with a simple thumbs up.
*vvvvllllOOOORRRTT*
Another wet, juicy sounding fart bubbled out of IQ’s ass and on to Ash’s face. The redhead took deep, aggressive sniffs, ensuring not a bit of the gas went to waste. This was immediately followed by a flurry of several smaller puffs of moist sounding flatulence that assault Ash’s senses with the rancid stink of rotten veggies and spoiled dairy that had been left in the sun to just get nasty. “Oh jeez… sorry, I had broccoli and cheese for lunch.” IQ explained apologetically.
*bllRRURT* *PPLLLAAARRP* *SSSLLLLAAART*
IQ sighed with each passing toot. Ash enjoyed all of these before she was fully satisfied, and she then proceeded to lift IQ gently and roll out from under her. “Lay back and get ready to sniff.” she smirks in a commanding voice, which IQ obeyed quickly. Ash immediately sat back on the blonde’s face. Her butt wasn’t ass big a IQ’s and thus didn’t cover IQ’s full face, but it had a very nice, shapely firmness to it.
*BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPP!*
A powerful, bassy rip exploded from Ash’s rump, vibrating both her ass and IQ’s face as it came out of her. While Ash’s farts weren’t as nasty smelling, they still stunk strongly of eggs. “Ahhh yeah… two more.” Ash sighed in relief.
*VVVVVLLLLAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUBBBBBBB* *VVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS*
The second fart wiped the smile off of Ash’s face and was even enough to make her blush as she noticed how wet the second one was, realizing it was not a characteristic her farts normally had she got up quickly as she realized that it had been… a bit more. IQ sighed in bliss, looking up just in time to see Ash waddle into her bathroom with a large damp spot on the seat of her pants. IQ got up and knocked gently.
“Eliza?... Thank you, that was incredible.” she told her in a happy, genuine tone.
“No prob Monika, I had fun too! Um, while you’re out there, can you get me some paper?” Ash requested a bit sheepishly.
“No worries, one second.” IQ promised before walking off.
PART 2
Ash groaned a bit as she sat on the toilet, finishing up her dump. She looks down as the last bit plopped into the toilet below, noticing her panties were demolished by the shart she had cut on IQ a few minutes before. “Common Monika, how about that paper?!” She called out impatiently, though Monika had just left only a minute or two ago to go fetch some. The blonde haired German woman soon came running back with a roll of TP.
“E-Eliza? Is it cool if I come in, I have the thing you wanted.” she announced her arrival, watching the bedroom door to see if anyone had seen her and tried to tail her. She knew it was unnecessary and really just flat out goofy to watch the door, but she just couldn’t shake the feeling that someone was watching her. She was familiar with this feeling, it was the type of gut feeling you get when you do something bad and while you don’t get caught, your conscious kicks in and tells you that you’ve done something either very bad or very stupid. Ash leaned forward, staying seated there was a small click as she unlocks the door. IQ opened the door just enough toss the paper in before closing it again.
“Thanks~” Ash sighed in relief; breaking off a few squares of the toilet paper, she let out one last bubbly fart before wiping her ass.
*PLLLLOOORRRT*
The redheaded woman then reaches back and flushes, standing up she took her pants and panties all the way off. She proceeded to then just toss the panties into the trash can next to the toilet, looking back into the bowl she swore under her breath and flushed a second time. “Still?” Ash sighed, having to go for a third flush before her mess was finally fully washed away. She takes one look at her pants and tossed those as well. “Monika, mind if I borrow some bottoms or something?” Ash requested, naked from the waist down she washed her hands up.
“Sure.” IQ replied simply, snapping out of her trance she looks away from the bedroom door and goes to her dresser. She looks at several pairs of pants before grabbing a pair of jeans that were a bit too tight for her. “You can just keep these.” The German woman offered, opening the bathroom door before passing the pants off to Ash.
“Much appreciated.” Ash told her thankfully, grabbing the jeans she put them on. They fit her almost perfectly, though she wasn’t a big fan of how rough the fabric felt on her otherwise naked ass. Finally, Ash sprayed a few puffs of Febreeze in the air and turned the fan on before exiting the bathroom.
“Oh my…” IQ blushes at the smell that came out from the bathroom. The air freshener had blended with the shitty stink instead of masking it, making it smell like a lemon had taken a dump in there.
“Whew, sorry ‘bout that!” Ash exclaimed, smiling a bit she closed the bathroom door and gave her nose a playful fan.
“No problem…” IQ couldn’t stop blushing, though she openly took some aggressive sniffs of the shitty air. Ash’s smile grew as she noticed.
“Want to go refuel? I heard they made egg salad for lunch today.” Ash suggested. IQ returned the smile slightly.
“I’d love that.” She nodded, and the two head off to the mess hall together.
They were the only ones down in the mess hall aside from the kitchen workers, so they were served immediately. Both of them got a nice serving of the egg salad with fruit on the side, IQ getting some water Ash opted for chocolate milk instead.
“This’ll get the gut churnin’.” Ash smirked a bit to IQ, patting her gut playfully as they sit down together.
“Y-you aren’t lactose intolerant are you?” IQ asked, a bit wide eyed as she started to crunch into the apple she took on the side.
“I’m very lactose intolerant… it’s a good thing you aren’t expecting these jeans back.” Ash winked, chugging the milk before devouring her egg salad. IQ just shook her head a bit, eating much slower and more daintily than Ash was.
“... c’mon, hurry up!” Ash tapped her foot a bit impatiently under the table after she had finished eating, watching IQ finally move on to her egg salad. IQ ignored her, still eating at a nice polite pace, she wiped her face with a napkin before looking up to Ash.
“All done!” She smiled and took both of their trays over to the return stack. Once she was back, they walk back up to IQ’s room.
“I have an idea… why don’t we just lay under the covers and watch a movie, but just let it rip whenever you feel the need so we get a nice Dutch oven effect after awhile?” Ash suggested as IQ locked the door. IQ smiled and nodded, turning the TV on before getting on her bed. Ash got up to, sliding under the covers she immediately made the covers parachute out with a loud burst of air.
*BBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRBBBTH*
“Ahh… get a load of that one!” She burst out laughing, playfully forcing IQ under the covers. IQ was taken by surprise as Ash pushes her under and found herself surrounded by the strong smell of expired dairy, also supplemented by the sulfuric stink of eggs.
“O-oh yeah, try this one!” IQ declares after resurfacing, turning her back to Ash so her enormous rear pointed at her a long hissing fart ripples her cheeks
*pppppssssslllllllllffffffffffffffffffftttttttttthhhhhhhh*
“Try wha-... sweet Jesus!” Ash coughed a few seconds later, sniffing the air trapped by the blankets she got a whiff of burning sulfur, along with an indescribably strong scent of decaying fruit that had been left to rot in the sun.
“Silent but deadly~” IQ winked back to Ash, an innocent smile on her face she waved it back towards the red head.
“Yeah no kidding, I feel like you should be arrested for war crimes under the Geneva Protocol for that one.” Ash continued to gag, though she still sniffed at the contaminated air.
“Well, if Smoke’s canisters get a pass, I don’t see why a few toots can’t.” IQ shrugged, silently adding to the already foul climate.
*flllllllllllffffffffffffffffffpppp*
“Goddamn it Monika!” Ash exclaimed as she noticed the smell had somehow managed to increase even more. IQ just giggled mischievously, starting to be less embarrassed about farting around Ash. Her laughter didn’t last too long however, as her face became bright red once again and she abruptly stopped. A large, wet brown spot grew in the seat of her jeans.
“O-oh no.” She whispered as she shit her pants, so much coming out that it looked like she had sat in a mud puddle.
Ash stifled a smirk, though a few minutes later she couldn’t help herself and started laughing.
“I-it’s not funny!” IQ insisted as Ash erupted into a fit of giggles.
“Not for you maybe!” Ash continues to bust out. She sees IQ was was greatly embarrassed once again and lightened up. “Here, check this out.” She rolled over to show her butt off.
*PPPPPPLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRUUUUUUUUFFFFFFTTTH*
The fart started clean but got progressively wetter, a brown bulge forming.
*pllllrt* *BBAAARRRRAAAP* *PPLLLOORRRAAAT* *vvvvvllRRRUUUSTH*
Several more messy sharts followed, filling the jeans with a slimy slurry. “Ahhh… there we go.” Ash finally finished. IQ looked up to her, feeling better she hugged her.
“T-thanks Eliza.”
“No problem Monika~”