Hannah lay on the large gray couch in her pink leggings and and gray hoodie. She had one leg slightly under her butt and the other stretched out slightly; a very lazy Sunday position for her.

"Hannah do you want marshmallows in your hot coco?"

Hannah looked over at Sarah who was making them both cups in the kitchen. She had been introduced to Sarah by her classmate Miranda under the pretext that Sara was asexual just like Hannah was. This was not necessarily a date for them, just a chill hang out but boy was Sarah cute, especially when she had her blonde bangs in her hair and pushed up her glasses.

"Oh, that would be so nice! But only if it's not too much trouble." Hannah grinned.

Sarah found Hannah to be quite adorable herself; Long brown curly hair, Jewish with a slightly big but adorable nose and a slim body with perky butt cheeks.

"Ok, here you go. Careful, it's hot," Sarah warned nervously.

"I got it Sarah," Hannah chuckled. "Thank you so much!"

Hannah sat up slightly so one leg was under her butt and the other off to the side so she could make room for Sarah.

"So," Sarah exhaled as she sat down. "What do you wanna watch?"

"Hmmm...have you seen Bojack Horseman?"

Sarah looked up slightly, wracking her brain.

"Is that the one about the boy and his dog friend? The yellow dog who has glasses? Right?"

Hannah snort laughed as she took a sip and almost spat out her coco.

"Nooo oh my god, that's Adventure Time!" Hannah laughed.

"Oh, sorry," Sarah blushed. Hannah beamed at how cute Sarah was when she was embarrassed.

"No Bojack is about this horse who is an washed up Hollywood actor." Hannah continued.

"...But he's a horse?" Sarah asked, confused.

"Yeah it's a very silly show. BUT I bring it up because one of the main characters is ace!"

Sarah looked at her wide eyed. "Really?? They say he's asexual in the show?"

"Yeah. It's actually really well done. And he's voiced by the guy from Breaking Bad."

"Breaking what?"

Hannah laughed again. "Oh my god, Sarah! You've never seen Breaking Bad? What do you watch??"

Sarah laughed, slightly embarrassed.

"I dunno, I mostly like old movies and stuff. I bet I seem like a grandma to you," she said as her cheeks got slightly red.

"Nooooo," Hannah smiled as she scooted closer towards Sarah. "I think you're great."

Hannah gently held Sarah's hand and interlocked their fingers and smiled at her. Sarah was so smitten by Hannah's girl-next-door type beauty. She was like the embodiment of warm fuzzy feelings you get when you hear a cheesy song that really resonates with you.

As Sarah sat cross legged on the couch with Hannah holding her hand in silence; in what was either a moment of nervousness or her body simply deciding to completely betray her, Sarah accidentally let slip the tiniest of toots.

.....fffuuuOoop?

It was very faint; so soft you'd only hear it if the room was dead silent, but they both heard it.

Hannah's eyebrows raised slightly as she looked at Sarah and she broke into a giggle.

"Oops!" she laughed. "that was cute."

Sarah's face turned bright red and she looked away from Hannah, absolutely mortified. This was the closest she had been to another person in a very long time and she had just sabotaged the whole thing with a fucking FART.

Hannah began to feel bad for even acknowledging the fart and tried to move past it.

"Here," she said as she rubbed Sarah's knee and began typing Bojack into her Netflix search. "let's watch the first epsiode. I think you'll like it."

Sarah was still very embarrassed. "I'm....uh...sorry about that," she said with her head slightly hung.

"Don't worry about it!" Hannah reassured her. "Trust me you'll love the show."

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"So? Not bad right?" Hannah asked.

"Um...sorry what wasn't bad?" Sarah asked, staring absentmindedly at the television.

"Bojack? The show we just watched?"

"Oh...duh of course...yeah it was funny." Sarah said in the least convincing delivery ever. The ENTIRE time she kept thinking in her head how gross she must seem to Hannah for farting right next to her like that. Couldn't even hold in a fart for fuck's sake. Maybe Kayla was right; maybe Sarah was just a loser.

Hannah began to feel self conscious and shifted nervously.

"Um....Sarah did I...? Like did I offend you or something?"

Sarah snapped her head in Hannah's direction. "What? No no! I like you- uh...I mean, I like hanging out with you." she said sweating slightly at that Freudian slip.

"Yeah," Hannah said turning to her. "I like you too. I don't know, you just seemed kind of...like I was boring you or something."

"No no no no. You are not boring."

"So...what is it?"

Sarah began to blush again and looked away. Hannah's face changed to a grin.

"Wait a minute....is this still about the fart?!"

"Ughhhh....yeah kinda..." Sarah laughed with her face in her hands.

"Oh my god Sarah, you had me worried!" Hannah laughed. "I thought you were offended by the show and mad at me, or something like that."

"No not at all, that was just...really embarassing. I didn't want to think I'm gross or whatever."

Hannah looked at her with the most sympathetic expression on her face.

"Sarah....it's a fart! It was funny! I actually wasn't kidding when I said it was cute," Hannah giggled, then imitated the noise slightly. Sarah's face got even redder.

"Yeah yeah I know it's dumb I just...I kind of care what you think about me is all."

Hannah looked at her strangely. She was a fairly polite woman who waited for people to leave before passing gas or burping but she did think it was natural and not a big deal.

"I mean, Sarah if I'm being honest, I've been holding in my farts like, ALL day." she laughed.

Sarah looked at her wide eyed. "Y-you have?"

"Uh, yeah?? Cause I don't wanna gross you out either. But we're both human and you're super cool. So who cares?"

Sarah looked at her and thought about it for a moment. "Yeah....I guess it's not a big deal."

"Here look," Hannah grinned. "I'll prove it to you,"

She scooted closer to Sarah and lifted her butt slightly off the couch.

BBOOOUUUmmmmffff

Hannah let out a big warm bassy poot that sounded like she had been brewing it for a while. It vibrated the couch and Sarah's leg slightly. She instantly had flashbacks to that red head bully Kayla letting out big farts on her, but this felt different. This wasn't malicious, this was kind of funny and....cute?

"Oh my goodness, that was WAY bigger than I expected." Hannah laughed, blushing slightly. Sarah loved how her curly hair shook slightly when she laughed.

"Wow Hannah....that was like...a bomb!" Sarah said laughing now as well.

She both laughed for a minute until the smell hit them both and they both fanned it away while saying "OOooffff" in unison.

"Wait wait...hold on..."

Hannah held up her finger in the air and leaned to the side slightly.

BWAAAAAAAAMMMMp

This fart was more bassy than the last one and lasted about 4 seconds. Hannah was now crying with laughter with Sarah open mouthed at how big that fart was. It was so freeing to see such a cute girl drop these manly blasts next to her.

After their laughter had died down Sarah looked at Hannah with great affection.

"You are so cool Hannah, oh my god."

"Well, I aim to please," she giggled, doing a fake bow. "So now you see? We're both gross."

Sarah's face got serious for a moment, like she was concentrating hard on something, then she leaned away from Hannah.

PUUuuuuuuuUUUUUuP?

Sarah let out a five second, stinky and girly sounding poot whose pitch fluctuated up and down several times before rising up at the end. As soon as she farted she put both of her hands over her mouth, shocked at what she had done. Hannah exploded into laughter so much she fell onto her side, her butt now aimed at Sarah and accidentally let out a few butt bombs which caused them both to laugh even harder.

After the laughter had ceased, Hannah looked up at her.

"Well, I know I'm pretty stinky right now," she giggled. "But do you want to cuddle me?"

Sarah blushed as she nervously crawled over to Hannah and awkwardly laid down behind her on the couch. Hannah's body was warm and soft against her.

They lay their in silence for a bit until Hannah reached out her Sarah's hand and put it against her belly.

"I really like hanging out with you, Hannah," Sarah whispered.

Hannah looked back at her grinning.

"Why are you whispering?" she whispered while grinning.

"I....don't know."

"Oh my god, you are too cute."

Hannah turned over so she was now facing Sarah and nuzzled her nose against hers. They stared into each others eyes for a few moments until Hannah suddenly scrunched up her nose and closed one eye.

PrrAAAAWWWWwwmmp

She let out a loud honking fart that echoed in the room, then grinned sheepishly.

"Oops. I pooted." she giggled.

"You're gross," Sarah smiled.

"So are youuuu," Hannah grinned.

Sarah instinctively reached out and gave Hannah one long passionate kiss. Hannah savoured every second of it.

"I...guess we can be gross together," Sarah giggled nervously. She grabbed the blanket at the end of the bed and put it over both of them.

Hannah closed her eyes with a smile on her face and the two newfound friends drifted off into a peaceful sleep.