A Misunderstood Lover
by Notemania

After several years of building up the courage to do so, Ryan decided that it was finally time to ask out Jane, the girl he’s had a crush on for years. Though he’s always been invisible to her, he was determined to make sure that things would be different now that he actually had the courage to ask her out.

Arriving at Jane’s doorstep with a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, the usual stuff that you give a girl when you want to ask her out. As the shy boy nervously moved his finger up to the doorbell, he began having second thoughts, but somehow he managed to press it, putting his plan in motion.

Unfortunately for Ryan, it wasn’t Jane who answered the door, instead it was her “less attractive” twin sister Ashley. Unlike her popular and outgoing sister, Ashley was a lot more laid-back and untidy, which was reflected in her appearance. She was noticeably heavier than her sister, on top of being a bit more crude. Despite this, she’s far from mean. She’s actually a pretty nice girl, especially towards Ryan. Much like how Ryan has a massive crush on Jane, Ashley has a massive crush on Ryan. This of course led her to jump to her preferred conclusion once she saw the boy of her dreams arrive on her doorstep with flowers and chocolate.

“Oh. My. God!” Ashley said with shock as she saw the cute boy standing in front of her with gifts in hand, assuming that they were meant for her, “I accept!”

“Wait-” Ryan tried to object, only for Ashley to interrupt him by giving him a tight hug that smothered his face in her cleavage, followed by her grabbing the gifts and holding onto his hand, pulling the small teen into her house.

“Hey Jane, guess who just asked me out!” Ashley asked her sister, not really taking the fact that he didn’t actually “ask her out” at all into account.

“Who? No really, who is this?” Jane said as she looked at Ryan. She didn’t even recognize him, which absolutely broke Ryan’s heart. Though he always knew that he was pretty much a nobody in her eyes, he hoped that she'd at least know his name or something.

“It’s Ryan! You know, the boy I always talk about.” Ashley replied, “Turns out he feels the same way towards me, and he ended up making the first move!”

“Oh right, that guy!” Jane replied, “He kinda looks underwhelming compared to how you’ve described him.”

“You’re just jealous that he chose me over you!” Ashley teased, being as far from the truth as possible.

“As if! He doesn’t really look like my type, but you do you.” Jane responded, further crushing Ryan’s heart.

“Heh, whatever. I’m gonna bring Ryan up to my room so we can hang out!” Ashley said as she pulled her new boyfriend up to her room.

“Oh, sorry about the mess, I wasn’t really expecting company today, or like ever.” Ashley said as the two walked into her room, “I hope you don’t mind.”

“Uh, not at all.” Ryan said awkwardly, still trying to take in everything that was happening.

“Great! Let’s see, we should sit down at my desk and watch something! We can even talk with each other and stuff!” Ashley said as she pulled her small boyfriend to her desk.

“Er, I only have one chair, but you wouldn’t mind if I sat on your lap, would you?” Ashley asked innocently. Being significantly smaller than her, Ryan wanted to object, but was unable to do so, so Ashley just took his awkward silence as a yes, placing him onto her desk’s chair and sat her heavy body onto him, crushing his weak form under her squishy body.

As Ashley turned on her favorite show, she remembered that Ryan gave her a box of chocolate, which she began gleefully munching down upon for a few minutes until suddenly her stomach started her rumble.

“Uh, Ryan? You wouldn’t care if I let out a few toots, do you?” Ashley asked with her usual innocence as she felt some gas build up in her. As she was sitting on him, Ryan made an attempt to tell her not to fart on him but his cries were muffled by her body, which Ashley misinterpreted “Glad you’re fine with it!”

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Ashley leaned forward and let out a few large farts onto Ryan’s lap, which quickly rose up to his face, filling his nose with the awful stench of her gas, and while he desperately wanted to at least be able cover his nose, Ashley carelessly sat onto his hand when she decided to sit down onto him, meaning his hands were trapped under her fat ass and unable to protect his nose, instead being forced to let the smell enter his nose.

“Whew, that absolutely reeks! You don’t mind though, do you?” Ashley asked as she smelt a bit of her gas, playfully fanning it away from her face.

“Well actually I-” Ryan tried to reply, only to be interrupted by another fart.

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“Aww, you don’t? That’s so sweet!” Ashley said, ignoring her small boyfriend’s weak coughs, leading him to sigh out of frustration as she once again ignored his attempt at an objection. After reaching this conclusion, she decided that it couldn’t hurt to let out a few more farts onto him, so she casually continued to fart on the poor boy as she rambled on about how much she loved him and how happy she was that he “felt the same way”, completely oblivious to how much pain he was actually in.

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For the next few minutes, Ashley continued farting onto her unfortunate boyfriend, even making an effort to raise her ass higher and higher until it reached his face in an attempt to “flirt” with him. Once she was done raising herself, she ended up basically standing on her chair, with poor Ryan’s face pressed into her smelly legging covered rump, his nose practically trapped in her anus, forced to take in every burst of gas at point blank range.

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“Sorry I’m so gassy today, or like, always. Anyways, you still like my booty, right?” Ashley asked with a playful wiggle of the rump, rubbing her ass in the weak boy’s face. Ryan desperately wanted to say no, but with his face smothered in ass, all he could do is struggle, desperately hoping that his ditzy admirer would finally realize that this isn’t what he wanted at all, but to no avail.

“Ohh, getting a bit excited, huh?” Ashley said as she noticed his squirms, misinterpreting his intentions once again, “Well, I suppose we could get a bit more intimate, since we are dating after all.”

Ashley proceeds to get off of Ryan’s weak body, leaving him to desperately try and catch his breath after being completely smothered by her fat body for about a half hour or so, forced to breathe in her smelly gas.

“You know, you’ve been awfully quiet since you showed up, is there any reason for that?” Ashley asked once she finally realized how he wasn’t really talking to her.

“I guess I’m just feeling a bit awkward, I suppose.” Ryan shyly replied, not really sure how he’d reveal the truth about his feelings towards her at the moment. Still feeling a bit devastated over Jane's comments about him, he didn’t really want to make Ashley go through the same experience. Instead, he figured that he could just tough it out until Ashley decides to break up with him, whenever that may be.

“Oh, ok!” Ashley replied, “But it’s not like there’s any reason to feel awkward around me anymore. We’re dating after all, so there’s no need to feel shy around me! Feel free to tell me anything you’d like.”

Ryan wished that he could, but Ashley’s sweet expression made him feel guilty about the idea of telling her the truth, so instead he just stayed quiet, incapable of letting his clueless lover know the truth.

‘Still feeling a bit awkward huh?“ Ashley replied, noticing how Ryan was still feeling a bit uncomfortable around her, “Well, maybe some intimacy could fix that.”

Ashley lifted Ryan’s tiny body and placed him onto her bed, then climbing onto the bed and sitting onto him, looking down at his cute face.

“So, what are we going to do?” Ryan asked nervously, not all that comfortable with where this was heading.

“Well to tell the truth, I’ve always wanted to sit on your adorable face!” Ashley exclaimed as she lustfully looked at her boyfriend.

“Oh, um. Ok?” Ryan said awkwardly, prompting Ashley to excitedly turn around and pull her pants and panties off, followed by her sitting her bare ass onto his face without a second thought, smothering him in her dirty and smelly buttcrack.

“Ahh yes! I’ve always dreamed of sharing this moment with you! I’m so glad you agreed to this!” Ashley said as she playfully wiggled her ass onto the weak and awkward boy’s face, enjoying the feeling of his adorable face serving as her seat.

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Without any shame, Ashley blasted her tiny boyfriend’s nose with her gas, completely unaware of how much pain he was actually in. Instead, she was in complete bliss, with today being her perfect day. All of her dreams had become a reality in a matter of moments, and she couldn’t have asked for anything more in life.

Noticing how happy she seemed, Ryan realized just how hard it would be for him to break up with her. For all he knew, he’d be trapped with his gassy lover for the rest of his life, all thanks to a huge misunderstanding.