By: kasoly
I was done with band practice, so i went to go see my farther in the hospital because, he had a bad case of the flu. My mom could not visit mainly cause of her job making her work more hours, so i was going to support my dad in the hospital by myself. On the way down to the hospital i was getting really hungry, so i went to 2 different fast food places.
The first one i went to was a taco place, i ordered a cheesy burrito from the taco place because, i like extra cheese on my burrito. When i ate the burrito, i felt a warm goodness in my mouth from the taste of meat and cheese melted into one big tortilla. After i got done eating the burrito, i was really thirsty and went to this place where they sale all types of drinks. I got a glass of milk to go. While i was drinking the milk i was 95% away from the hospital, then i reached the door and opened it.
As i opened the door i went straight to the counter and told the lady i was here for my farther. I soon passed through and went to the elevator where i saw a boy there to waiting for his stop to as well. I then said hello to the boy and we started a conversation. I then said to boy in the elevator with me, "Hey there what's up"?. He then said, "I'm on my way to see my mother". "Is she sick"? I asked. "No she is a nurse and i'm gonna be her helper today". The boy said.
The conversation went on for a while, but then the elevator stopped moving and i my stomach began to rumble hard. I let out a fart and it stunk up the whole room, i then saw the boy coughing and holding his nose tight to avoid the smell. I kept farting and farting releasing horrible gas out of my butt, then i knew why i was farting so much it was the milk and the burrito, i knew i should have not eaten dairy products today. As i was farting the smell kept getting worse and worse, which gave me an idea, i could use to boys face and he will absorb my gross smelling farts.
I then head over to him and push him down to the elevator floor. "W-What are you doing"? He asked while on the floor, "I'm so sorry about this but the smell is super bad". I said beginning to sit down the boys face. As i plant my gassy butt on the boys face he begins to struggle until i let out a hot SBD into his nose. Making me kinda wet down there. Anyway, i started letting out farts that i have holed back because, of the smell in the elevator, then
"PPPPPRRRRBBBBBTTTTTSsss".
Then i let out a giant gassy onto his face, i felt so bad for him because he did not deserve any of this. All he wanted was to help his mother out, but i don't want to smell my nasty, stinky, wet farts so he will have to take them in while i'm on top of his face. After i let out that another big fart on his face, he begins to struggle even more so i hold down his hands i then said, "P-Please stop fighting it won't do anything, so just accept what your in right now". He then begin to ease up and i could hear him crying a little bit. After 15 minutes of blasting farts into the boys face, i then hear the elevator running again.
"Hey are you okay down there? The elevator started working again". I said while still on top of the boys face. I get up and see the boy still laying there on the ground except covered in green and yellow gas. The elevator door opens and i pick up the fart smelling boy and lay him on the bench, then i started running to my dads room, i get there and he asked what took so long, "You don't want to know dad". I said with a blank face.