By: kasoly
My best friend Mark's birthday was coming up and of course i'm invited into it from the start. But, i know Mark for about at least since the 2nd grade. He was always there when i was feeling sad, angry, and most importantly, lonely. Without him i don't know where i would be in life. But there was also another reason why i was going to his birthday party. The love of my life, Sarah! She was Mark's older sister and was super curvy with blonde hair going past her shoulders, a cute face with a little bit of freckles on them. I try to keep my cool with her but, it always ends up in a awkward way with her, but not this time. I will try my best to talk to her like a regular person! I head in my mom's car and we begin to drive all the way to Mark's house were his party was going to be held at the whole time. In the car i was day dreaming about how i was going to get with hang out with her for the first time.
Finally we arrived at Mark's house and it looks like most of our class mates were there to celebrate as well. I did not bring a gift however, because when i tried to Mark said, "You don't need to bring me a gift because, our friendship is the only thing we need!" I'll admit it's pretty corny, but sweet at the same time. I waved at my mom goodbye as she sped off so fast in her car, like the police was chasing her the whole time. I look around to see if i recognized anyone from either my lifetime or from the last birthday party and i only saw a few i could remember. Mainly the ones form our past classes, like Joey. He is a super skinny guy who likes to wear a lot black and blue for some reason. Next was Haley and she was super energetic with a whole bunch of energy but, i think she has a crush on Joey. Last but not least, Marisa. I don't know much about this girl but, all i know is that she is super hot and shy. Her body is basically shaped like a pear, which means her chest is flat, but everything else down is so thicc and amazing!! She may be shy and all, though she does know what your trying to do to her. Trust me. I learned the hard way...
After looking at the people i know, i walk over to see Mark's party table is full of a bunch of snacks and treats like, cupcakes, candy, chips, and a giant cake that had 3 layers on it! The bottom layer was strawberry, not much into that flavor but, i'm sure someone will enjoy it. The middle flavor is chocolate with a little bit of chocolate syrup dripping off of it. Now we are getting somewhere. I look up to see the last layer and i could not believe what i saw being the final layer! It was a vanilla layer with whip cream on it, flowed by with the delicious frosting covering it all around. And to top off, there's a giant half cut strawberry. in the middle of it. I wanted to just eat the cake as soon as i got done checking out. But then her.....Sarah. I quickly took my eyes off the cake and looked at her, beautiful body coming out the back door. (Oh yeah the party happened in the backyard) But, she had on a purple general outfit for some reason. I quickly shake my head to see if i was not just seeing stuff right now, but she really had on a purple outfit and it was super tight on her, which made her breast look bigger in that outfit.
Sarah makes this annoyed look face, then reaches towards her hips and grabs a trumpet. She places up to her mouth and starts to play a kingly tune. And out of nowhere a bunch of confetti and fog appears and of course the birthday boy Mark pops out of it with a cape on and a black colored snap back, looking almost like Leon from the new Pokemon game that came out about 2 months ago. "Welcome everybody, for it is i. BIRTHDAY BOY MARK HERE TO START THE PARTY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!" Mark shouts while making his introduction to everyone there at the party. I just sigh and laugh as i see, what he was doing. But i quickly stop seeing that this was my chance to finally talk to Sarah. So i start running towards her and yelling her name, but guess who i was blocked off by.....That's right Mark himself, i had to act all happy cause i did not want him to know that i wanted to get with his sister. So i play it cool and start talking to him like we just met. "Hey what's up best friend! Long time no see." I say giving him a smile and hug at the same time. "Glad you could make it. I know where older now, but were still gonna play classic games just like the other ones." Mark said shrugging his shoulders.
We then start to play the classic party games such as, pin the tail on the donkey, duck duck goose, Simon says, musical chairs and much more. Finally we were done with party games, except one last game that he loves! Hide and seek. I was a little bit extenuated from the fun and games, though i could not disappoint my long time best friend. But then again, it could work out because, my Sarah plan can work. Simply i just have to go inside the house when he is counting and BOOM! Everything will go perfect as planned, i am ready. I then get off the ground after our last game, and head towards Mark tell him to start the game. Mark announces this with a big yell and everyone gets ready for the hide and seek game. Mark then starts counting down from 50, while everyone at the party was moving to a different location.
I begin to sneak around the front door, then see open it. "Man, Mark really should lock his doors" I thought to myself while entering his house. Finally i'm inside the Mark's home, phase 1 is complete. Now for phase 2, find Sarah and try to have a conversation that will make her like me a lot more. I first searched around Mark's living room seeing if Sarah was laying on the couch, in the kitchen or on the floor in front of the T.V. Next i knocked on the bathroom door and no one answered, so i move the bathroom door open a little bit and no anyone was in there. Then, i tried Mark's room cause i thought she would do something to his stuff or plant a birthday gift under his bed or closet, and of course she was not in there. Should have figured that. Next i was going to check his parents room, but realized that they have there door locked and have a key to it. Then that leaves Sarah's door across the hallway, plus i could tell cause her door was bright pink on it. I gulp and try to calm myself down as i head towards her room walking very slowly and shaking as well. I then stop to what i heard which was Sarah's voice. "Ahh, man it was a good thing that i did not go outside to that birthday party. Oh shit! I feel another one of them coming~ *BBbbbrRRbbBrrruUuMMmmpppp*. Sarah said while releasing a gross wet fart in her room.
I could not believe myself of what i just heard from that room. How could someone so pretty make that type of fart? I quickly back away from the door and turn around to walk away, but it was too late. Sarah opened her door and looked at me just turned around with my back facing her like i was in a horror movie. "Hey Chris, what are doing inside our house? Shouldn't you be at the party having fun with my little brother?" Sarah said, as she starts rubbing her blonde hair like there was an itch in it. I just stood there still and said nothing. When i thought it could not get worse. She gasped and started to raise her voice and say, "Were you spying on me!!?" I still said nothing because it would be hopeless now knowing my current situation. "You pervert!! I'm going to deal with you once in for all" Sarah says, as she just storms pasts me and goes to the freezer...? I don't know what she was planning but i knew this was my time to escape, but on the other hand. I kinda wanna see what she was gonna do to me in this situation~ Though i'm not quite sure what she needs the cheesy burrito's and milk for. After she eats all of it, (Which took her 7 minuets. Wow this girl must love eating) she asks me to join her on the couch. Now i knew this was my time to shine and talk to her!!
As i was going to the couch she takes off her tight pink sweat pants, leaving nothing on but, her red and pink small panties that had a brown spot between her big buttcheeks. I start to blush and turn not facing her from the embarrassment i had in me. "Oh stop with that innocent carp. You can look and have a boner all you want, just no touching me or else" Sarah said while laying back on the couch flicking though channels to see what's good on. After she told me i could look, i just turn my head slightly seeing her big boobs and her rubbing her stomach say softly to herself soon. Like a super villain or something. Anyway, she stops to a channel that had a cartoon with a female skunk farting on a knight. Sarah then started laughing hard, while slapping her knee and swinging back in forth on the couch. Sarah then turns to me and says, "This is my favorite show out of all the other ones!" I just keep staring at her amazing curves and body. "Oh, you must be hypnotized by my gorgeous body~ It's okay, i stunned plenty of guys with this. So your not the first one hun~" Sarah said, while getting into a sexy pose. I blush even harder from the pose she made, then her stomach growled and she my left arm and said, "Whelp Chris......IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!!" (Comment if you got the reference~)
Sarah hopped me up on her shoulder and ran towards her room throwing me on down on her bedroom floor hurting my head and back. Why would she do this to me, no it's my fault for not saying anything and being a coward to let myself be in this situation. Sarah then shuts the door behind her, locking it so i won't escape her room. But, there will be no need for that cause i don't feel like moving after that hard slam from her. She then walks over to me and stands right over my face and moving up a little bit so her butt can be in line with my face. "It's a shame that it has to be this way. But before i do this to you, why were you creeping at my door?" Sarah asked as she looked back down at me. I had to say my answer to her and show my true feelings. "THE TRUTH IS I LOVE YOU SARAH!!! I JUST WANTED TO BECOME CLOSER WITH YOU, YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME!!" I blurt out sounding like a complete nerd asking out cheerleader on the football field. And the words that i heard......Shocked me forever. "I-I have a boyfriend now." Sarah says while blushing, sound so confused. My face just goes from embarrassment to straight blandness. "Now were we? Oh yeah, time for your punishment!"
Sarah then drops her big stinky butt right down on my face. I could smell the past gross she blew out before i got here. "Ahh~ I feel bet your nose is in that brown spot on my panties~ It's shame cause these are the panties i don't wash!" Sarah said while giggling a little bit. She then starts wiggling her stinky butt all over my face making the brown spot rubbing all over my nose! I try to move but, she held down my arms and it left to do nothing else then just kick my legs up and down for mercy. "Remember those burrito's i ate right when i first saw you? Well those happen plus my milk, digested and they don't agree with my stomach. So here comes one~" *PPPppPPpbbbbrrrrttt* The bubbly fart was let out into my nose and it smelled very bad. "Ahhh~ How was that one you perv~" Sarah said taunting me. I struggle even more to get out. Then i keep forgetting she is bigger than i am compared to her. "Don't worry there's more were that came from~" *BBbbbbGggrrrtttt* *PPsssshhhhh* 2 mighty stinky farts hit my nose directly!! The first one made her ass jiggle with the smell coming out of it, and the second one was a smelly SBD that could kill a whole wave of bugs! I hope it ends soon, i can't take more of this. Plus my boner started to go down quickly
Shen then lifts up and pulls back her panties revealing her pink yet brown, butthole. I scream and yell Mark's name to come in the house and help me out in this situation. I thought this would work, though is only made things worse. When i yelled, her stinky butt fell right on my mouth. "Oooo~ Now i'm in a good spot to let the wet ones come out~". Sarah said as i felt her push her big butt down more. *PPPppPpBBbbbRFfFFfTttt* This brassy sounding fart landed in my mouth giving me the taste of milk, cheese, beans. And beef. It was so bad that i wanted to gag so hard! All i could do is move my feet and muffle words and slightly cry..I was thinking in my mind, "Why would you do this to someone? I thought you were a normal girl and how does your boyfriend deal with you?" Just so many questions crossed my mind. *BBbrrrRRUUmmmPPpp* Another gross fart hits my mouth. Though, this one was not that bad of taste. "Now it's time for your final fart. Try to survive and you get a surprise~" Sarah said then.....*BBBbBRRRRUuuuuUmMMPPPppPpRRRTtttt* This was the biggest brassy i fart i ever tasted, smelled, and heard in my entire life! The taste was unbearable and impossible to find out was flavor it had in it.
Sarah finally gets up off of my face and sits down next to my head. As soon as she got up. My mouth and nose had green-yellowish smoke coming from it. I begin to cough and breath hard for fresh air. But, thankfully i was finally set free from that gassy trap. While i was coughing, Sarah said, "Remember how i said i have a boyfriend now? Well that boyfriend is you~" Sarah says, as he she kisses the side of my face and gets up then walks to her door and unlocked it. "I'll tell Mark that you were in here boyfriend~" Sarah tells me as she leaves the door open then headed to the bathroom. After about 8 minuets, i lean up after the pain and smell leaves me for a little bit. I then hear something rushing down the hallway, "Ha! The birthday boy has.....Found..You? Ewwww, what is that smell? And what happened to you? And why are you in my sisters room? Mark says, covering his nose and walking back up. "I-I don't wanna talk about it." I say holding my back and getting up. "Well were about to cut the cake so let's go." Mark says, as he runs out of his house and into the back door. I get up and follow him, but only to be stopped by Sarah inside the bathroom, i turn and look at her. "Hey boyfriend, that was mega fun! We should do this again the next time you come over okay~?" I quickly run out the hallway and back into the backyard. Spending outside the whole time until my mom came to pick me up.