A Foul Encounter
by Princess Shakyn Laguna

I slowly wake up from a tiresome slumber and rub my eyes. The sun shines brightly from outside my window as I began to crawl out of my bed and head towards to bathroom to fix myself up and start my routine as usual. After a good refreshing shower, I then proceed to head downstairs, only to discover that a window in the livingroom was wide open. "An intruder!" I thought in my mind as I silently stepped down the last few steps and scurried behind the sofa, hearing a few footsteps coming from the kitchen. The sound of the fridge opening had caught my attention. Someone or something was snacking on my food which I had payed for. Slowly, I peeked from the sofa to get a glimpse of what it was. The figure was a bit dark and a rather long and bushy, black tail swayed gently behind it. There was a white stripe in between its tail as well. This could have only mean't one thing. A skunk was raiding my fridge. This skunk seemed to have a feminine figure as well so I pretty much assumed that it was a girl.
She then turned and was gobbling down last night's pizza with ease. I was totally going to eat that for lunch too! With annoyance filling my mind, I then stood up looking to her. "Hey you!" I shouted, "Get your own food!" She turned to look at me, those dazzling, emerald eyes glaring at me in shock. I had to admit that she was incredibly attractive, but this was some intruder eating my food. I then rushed forward, and stood in the doorway, glaring back at her. She was trapped with nowhere to go or hide. "What do you think you're doing?" I questioned her with a very serious facial expression. I hoped I could keep this up long enough, not to give her the impression that I was actually very frightened, being the soft guy I was. She tilted her head, giving only a coy grin in response to my question, which somewhat surprised me. The next thing I knew, she rushed towards me at full sprint and tumbled with me on the floor.
We wrestled and rolled until I managed to kick her off, causing her to hit the wall with a thud and then fall to the floor. Gasping in shock, I stood up and carefully kneeled over to her, examining her. She was remarkably, astonishing. Her hair was smooth, long, and flowed down to her back and seemed to be properly cared for as much as her tail, despite the torn clothes she was wearing. "A-are you alright?" I asked calmly while stuttering from nervousness. Her eyes then blinked open and her tail wrapped around my leg, yanking me down to the floor as she straddled my chest and pinned down my arms. She smiled at me and gently said, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking." A warm blush then crept up on my fuzzy, grey cheeks. Her tail then began to wrap around my neck and I finally got a good whiff of that potent aroma coming from it. The smell was horrible and burned my poor nose. I then began struggling, but to no avail. She had me right where she wanted me.
She then turned, her rear facing towards me. 'Oh god! She's gonna spray me!' I screamed in my mind as a small Pprrbttt.. escaped her rear and entered into my unwilling nose.It smelt like rotten meat and sour milk with a touch of old cheese. I coughed and gagged as she just snickered, looking back to me, and scooting further back with her butt now pressing against my snout. "The pizza was really delicious," she said with a playful smile as another Prrrrrrrppt.. erupted from her rear. The smell seemed to thicken and become worse as she released her gas into my face. By now, my eyes were watering and I began whimpering. PPPPRBBT..... Yet another loud and gassy outburst had sounded from her. It felt as if my lungs were going to collapse from this awful odor. She gazed at me again and winked, as she then began to press on her stomach. "Looks like its lights out for you wolfy!" she exclaimed excitedly. PRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBTTTTTT... She let loose one more time for the finale. I felt my body weaken and my vision darkened as well. Unconsciousness has finally taken me into its hands... Hours later, I awakened. The air was still heavily tainted with her foul gas. She was nowhere to be seen and my fridge had been completely raided of food. I then stood up, dazed and groggy. On the floor, I noticed a little card and picked it up. The name, Kelly, was written on it in cursive with a quote under it saying, 'Smell you later.' I looked up in disbelief... Truly, this had been one foul encounter.