A Closet Fit for Two

By: JustAnotherGasWriter

Kormic and Underwood walk back to their quarters. It had been a long, hard past few hours of running drills and the two were ready to take a hard earned break. The two were quite serious when out in front of the troops, though behind closed doors they grew much more relaxed with each other. They got to their shared room, and locked the door. The room was small, though it was cozy rather than tight. They also had their own private bathroom, with a sink, toilet, and a shower stall.

They removed their officer jackets, hanging them up with their hats, then took their pants off as well, leaving them in just their underwear as well as undershirts.

Underwood flopped down on their bed, stretching out a little bit before gently pulling Kormic down to the mattress to join her.

Kormic giggles cutely as Underwood pulled her down, and the taller blonde woman began to kiss her neck and rub her breasts gently through the remaining clothes she had on.

“How was your day?” Underwood cooed gently in her ear before returning to kissing and sucking on her neck affectionately, leaving red hickey marks all over.

“It was okay… I took my group out and we worked on cadence marches. When they couldn’t keep in step I had them work up a real sweat.” The redhead smirks a little, purring as she received the special attention. She took one of Underwood’s hands and slipped it under her bra, allowing her to stimulate her naked tits.

“That’s my girl, that’s what I love to hear.” Underwood grins wide as her lover told her about her day and had her hands slipped up the white chest covers. She began to rub her nipples, making the other officer shudder in arousal. They continued to snuggle for a bit before Underwood sat back up. “Let’s get freshened up before we really start the festivities for the night~” she suggested with a hungry, horny look.

“Mind if I have the first shower? I feel real sweaty.” Kormic asked, looking up to Underwood as she sat up on the bed with her. The taller blonde nodded yes, kissing her lips.

“Go ahead, I need to use the toilet anyway.” Underwood nodded, going into the bathroom. She pulled her panties down and took a seat on the porcelain throne while Kormic stripped all the way down; the small redhead leaving her glasses on the sink counter before getting into the shower.

Kormic hummed a little as she rinsed herself off, hot water droplets rubbing down her breasts and down her curves before fully wicking off of her body.

Underwood meanwhile pushed as hard as she could, groaning a little as she felt her bowels shift. “Christ, not again…” she muttered as she realized she had forgotten to take her laxatives that morning. Without them, she always seemed to get severely constipated. She continued to curse herself out in her head, several loud ass blasts echoing down into the toilet bowl. The smell of her shit wafted up and she coughed, though it seemed all she could push out was gas.

Her farts continued to blast out, and a few minutes later Kormic has finished her shower. She pulled back the curtain and got a towel to dry off, though her nose wrinkled due to what she was met with. Her lover’s ass gas had mix with the hot, steamy air from the shower; creating a shitty scented fog of sorts that stung a bit to breathe in.

“Oh my… Amelia!” She coughed, fanning her face a little as her eyes watered up from it. She rarely referred to Underwood by her first name, even when it was just the two of them.

“Sorry… I forgot my medicine this morning…” Underwood grumbled sheepishly, letting another massive pre shit fart go.

Kormic sighed a little, but felt her own guts boiling deep in her tummy. “... c-can you let me go? I’ll make it quick.” She promised, crossing her legs a little.

Underwood groaned a little, several more short toots bubbling out her bum before a thick log finally began to crown out of her asshole. “I-I just got it to start coming out.” She told Kormic.

The redhead sighed, pacing around the small restroom impatiently as Underwood desperately tried to push the massive turd out. A few minutes later she stopped, cutting a few, sloppy sounding farts that added her own brand to the mix. It was still mainly the smell of feces, but the reeking stench of spoiled bantha milk and starch from some instant bread rations were also strongly present.

Thinking fast, Underwood spread her legs out quickly then gently pulled Kormic down to sit on her lap. “Just go.” She sighed, the log creeping out of her; it occasionally bobbed back in.

Kormic nodded in appreciation, and cut loose. She pushed some more flatulence out before it turned into something more substance heavy. She continued to rip ass, though each rip pushed out a small, sloppy piece of yellowish brown shit. Each individual bit plopped down into the water, causing some backsplash against both woman’s big backsides. After five or six pieces, a decent mound had formed though Kormic showed no sign of stopping.

Meanwhile, with a loud moan, Underwood popped her first rock hard stool out. The humongous log crashed down into Kormic’s pile, sending some of the sloppier bits splattering around the bowl. She grunted as it hit the water noting the way that Kormic’s hot, steamy ass cheeks rubbed up on her thicc thighs and also close to her couch. The whole situation would actually be quite sexy to her if they weren’t shitting their brains out.

Kormic let a little yip out as little flecks of her own excrement dotted her ass cheeks like freckles. Underwood’s rear had been painted as well but she was too focused on pushing the next one out to care or even really notice. She groaned and hissed, working up a sweat with her fists clenched as she pushed. The next one came out, this one a bit less hesitant fortunately as it came out a bit faster than the last one. It soon fell out and landed with a SMACK on top of her first one, creating an X shape. She then sat back and took a break, panting quickly as she gave her sore asshole a rest. She could feel one more in her rectum, but it was a real doozy from the feel of it.

Kormic meanwhile blew a few long, airy toots now, her dump seemingly having come to a conclusion and she was now just having a case of post shit flatulence. They were quite potent, even more so than the ones Underwood was letting go initially, which made them both cough a little.

“Can you get me a glass of water if you’re done?” Underwood requested, pinching her nose off to block out her girlfriend’s skunky perfume.

“Sure, just let me wipe.” Kormic agreed, her voice sounding a bit funny since she was also pinching her nose off with her left hand. She tore a few squares of toilet paper off from the roll and got herself good and clean before standing up. After getting her glasses off the sink counter and putting them on, she went to the bedroom to get a glass; still farting up a storm all the while. When she returned, the redhead gave Underwood the glass of water and turned to leave, when she was hit with an especially large need to pass wind and crop dusted the bulky blonde for several seconds with her volatile brand of gas.

“Goddamn it!” Underwood lost it a bit, forced to take a facefull of the eye watering gas. The pinch grip on her nose tightened even more, though it still somehow made its way into her nostrils as made her sneeze and cough.

“S-Sorry!” Kormic apologized quickly, obviously not meaning to do this she decided the best thing to do would be to just back out of the bathroom and let Underwood finish her dump in solitude.

Underwood waited a few minutes, recovering from her sneezing and coughing fit. Once she had full control of her breathing again and had given her gut an adequate time to rest, she went all in to try and push her last log out as quickly as possible. Her head throbbed from her efforts and she gasped and groaned loudly in pain. The turd slowly but surely crowned, creeping out at a pace that would make a snail laugh. Even so, she was able to keep it from bobbing in and out, and her strain paid off almost ten minutes later when she felt the weight suddenly drop and heard the splash.

Without even bothering to look down at what she had just birthed, she quickly hit the flush lever. The mess was quite stubborn, only part of it going down. Underwood had stood up at that point to wash her hands, when she noticed the mass that remained. Annoyed, she flushed again, watching it this time. The mixed load of shit sloshed around, a little more going down but still leaving a significant amount.

It took six flushes to fully banish the load away, and after washing her hands Underwood came back out to the bedroom. “Alright, I think we’re all cle-“ She started, though was blindsided by more of Kormic’s rancid milk scented flatulence. The poor redhead was sitting on the bed now, still totally nude and groaning. A loud, wet gust of wind blew out of her semi frequently, making her groan even more.

“Oh come on, on the bed?!” Underwood sighed at her, walking over and sitting next to her gassy girlfriend.

“I-I’m sorry… it’s… Ugh!” Kormic kept grumbling as another fit of rancid toots hit her.

Underwood softened up a little and sighed again. “It’s okay, it’s natural.” She muttered, still annoyed but not necessarily at Kormic, “let’s just get to bed.” She suggested.

Kormic quickly nodded in agreement at the suggestion, allowing Underwood to once again wrap her arms around her chest and pull her down gently to the mattress.

Underwood kisses the redheads neck, cringing a little as she felt a searing burst of wind come out on her crotch. She then closed her eyes and did her best to fall asleep. Around half an hour later, she finally succeeded; though her sense of smell would probably dead for the next week or two.

Kormic stayed up for awhile, still having plenty of ass gas to pass. After ripping up a storm for the next two hours, she finally ran out and immediately passed out from exhaustion.

Awhile later, the two woke up together. The smell of Kormic’s bum still surrounded them and was at full potency.

“... for a little girl, you sure make one hell of a stink.” Underwood told her in a slightly teasing manner, though her nose was still burning.

“Like you’re one to talk.” Kormic muttered, rolling her eyes as she got up off the bed.

They showered off, then got dressed back up. After a small kissing session, they put their caps on and walk out. They paced the halls with their chins up in the air, looking at passing troopers with a sense of authority and even a bit of arrogance.

Upon getting to the bridge however, they got a few looks from fellow officers they passed by. Kormic noticed, cocking her head a bit in confusion. About twenty minutes later, one came over.

“... did you two forget to shower?” He asked cautiously, his nose wrinkled up.

“Nope, we both took hot showers and soaked down.” Underwood reports back, raising a brow.

“Then… why the fuck do you both smell like ass?” He inquires, quite a bit more bluntly this time around.

Both their eyes opened a little and they sniffed themselves. Both women were also horrified to discover that the smell of Kormic’s flatulence has stuck to them, even through the shower.

“... excuse us.” Underwood said, gently taking Kormic by the arm the two briskly walked back to their room and spent the next several hours trying to rid themselves of the smell.