A 60/40 Split
by American Wonton

WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, SCAT, AND SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Just to make it clear, I’m dumb, not desperate. At least, that’s what I kept telling myself. It’s been about 2 weeks since Jessica violated me with her ass. I’ve been having really bad dreams about it,(along with a flu that swallowing her feces no doubt contributed to). But ever since my body has getting better, I’ve regained a number of things...my stupid, 15 year old sexual interest being one of them. I spent more time on the internet; some of it was masturbation. I even willed myself up to go looking for her fart domination fetish. What I saw disgusted me beyond belief. These guys took fart after disgusting fart to the mouth. My fingers were filled with anger to even search for some scat porn. I caught myself, reflecting in disgust on my actions. My anger, mixed with curiosity had me dig out my phone and dial Jessica’s number. It only took about two rings for her to ansewer. “So, how’s it hanging fart boy?”

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“Who’s that, Mark?” My dad's voice made me jump. “Oh um, it’s a friend. We’re gonna go hang out, go bowling and stuff.” My Dad smiled as he glanced through the window blinds. He could tell I was lying by my scared tone; the fact that Jessica had gotten out of her car to walk up to the doorstep made it all the more obvious. “All right Mark. Have fun. Try to be in by 11.” He walked away, winking back at me. My dad was pretty cool; we had “the talk” before I even went into High School. I geuss he was never expecting me to get into this stuff so early. To be honest, I didn’t expect it this way either. DING DONG. I sighed as the doorbell rang then walked out to greet Jessica.

“So where are we going?” I asked impatiently. Jessica was currently was already munching on the rest of her White Castle fries, having finished the rest of her Crave Case. FFRRRRRPPPPTTTT. I wasted no effort trying to escape the smell of her greasy fart. “Oh you know, I thought we could bike around the park, maybe do a little bird watching,” she said sarcastically. BBBLLLBBBBBBTT! Her butt was now leaned in my direction and I jumped when her lack of posture almost made her hit an oncoming car. She giggled, much more pleased with her toot than her driving skills. “On the way I thought we could stop by my house. I still need to repay you for that favor you gave me a while ago.” BBLLLLPPPPPPPTT! Another rancid ripper gave me a reminder of the “favor” I gave her. I looked at her plumpish figure, watching her asscheeks envelop the driver seat. My mind gave me x-ray vision and I could practically piece together her butthole expanding just from memory.

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“So no gimmicks?” I asked walking up to her drivestep. We entered and I was surprised to see her parents absent once again. God, I know she was a responsible 18 year old, but where the hell were they? BBBBLLLPPPPTTT! I backed away, having followed far to close from behind her. The smell of salty meat still followed me around the circumference of her waist. “God, are you always this annoying with girls? No wonder you couldn’t get laid.” She said, taking off her pants at the door. “Oh, and you can!” I said. She smiled. “Yeah you little dicknut. I have a full contact list of guys ready to bang. Almost all of them go through the same shit you do. If their dick is big enough I let them ride me. Guys like you on the other hand,” she said, giving me a quick slap on the nuts. “Well, guys like you have to work for it. Let’s go.” PPPRRRRRRRRPPPPP! My instincts were once again telling me to walk out the door, leaving her and her expanding gross fart air behind me. The back of my brain still had some hope that it’d be different. So I followed her.

A feeling of deja vu’ washed over me as her naked ass enveloped my face. Staring into her now spread asshole, I saw that she had since washed it clean. BBBBLLLLBBBPPP! God, that still did NOTHING to mask the smell. I coughed as the cheesey burger smell fucked with my mind. Somehow this was even worse than the Taco Bell. “Ahhh, I missed this. Did you?” Jessica asked. I remained silent as her hand pushed the back of my skull in closer. Her pink, petite butthole winced across my nose. FFRRRLLLAARRRRPPP! “Oh god that was good!” she said. I disagreed entirely. “Ah well, that’s enough for now, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.” She rose off my face to sit on her living room couch, legs spread. “Go ahead, fuck me.” she said.

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I stood dumbstruck. Possibly at the smell of her lingering farts, but mostly at her naked tits and pussy dangling in front of me. This had to be another bait and switch. “Oh my god, you DO know where your dick goes, right?” said Jessica. FFFFLLRRRPPPPTT! Her fart led me to her crotch region and despite the smell, I progressed forwards. “There we go. Hurry up, I have practice later.” she said. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know where to grab. I leaned my hands against her shoulders. I avoided eye contact. This was awkward enough already. With great difficulty I fumbled around with my dick, sticking it in every which direction. Finally, I made contact with her pussy lips and thrusted.

My god. For a second, EVERYTHING seemed worth it. PPLLLLBBBBBBTTT! Nope, not even her nasty farts could distract me. I retracted and pushed forward once again, with the slimy toot almost encouraging my progress. Jessica sighed gently neither showing any entertained pleasure or delight. I took that as a form of consent. In and out I moved, my dick pounding into her pussy like a church bell. FFLLLPPPBBBTT! PPPLLLTTLLLRRRR! Her farts echoed against my balls smacking her lips. Everything about this moment was perfect. Her pussy was tight and wet enough to maneuver in. I decided to get cocky,(pun intended) and flip her over on her sighed. “Come...on…” I muttered. Her heavy figure resisted my tiny arms. Jessica looked up from her phone. “Oh boy,” she said jokingly. She flipped on her stomach and I grabbed her thighs. I sighed in pleasure, looking at the whole world between my torso. BBRRRRLLBBBBBB! A sour, bubbly fart made her cheeks jiggle and my eyes caught them briefly. The smell held my attention longer. Rotten eggs and ketchup. “I’m not going to start farting, Mark so you best get going while everythings...fresh.” I gagged, realizing her words had accompanied a silent eggy fart. I took a breath to the side of my face and dove into her pussy once more.

It was so good. Sooooo good! BBRRRRRRRRRBBB! But my god her farts were so bad. I stopped, shielding my hands once more. “Could...could you stop for like a minute?!” I yelled, throwing up my hands. Jessica replied with a bassy fart. BBLLLLLLLLLPPPPP! “Well I could, but I have to find SOME way to enjoy myself. Your dick isn’t exactly doing it for me.” she said, giving a smack against her butt. That pressed down something deep inside me. My anger from across my computer revitalized itself. I grabbed her thighs and got to work, harder and faster than I had ever fucked. At least, harder than I was fucking before. PPPOOOOOOOTTT! Another strong toot rang out, but I fucked onward, hoping I could sniff her pussy smells more specifically. PPPPRRRPPPPP! PPLLLOOOOOOOOTT! She certainly made it hard on me. I grunted and moaned, still trying to enjoy myself. At a moments notice, I realized I was going to cum sooner than I thought. I must have made a lot of noise. “Cum on my asscheeks, kid. God knows I don’t want your kid.” She said.

I listened to her words, mostly taking in the stilted pitch of her voice while I fucked her. Somehow I got a more masculine urge. With a few good pumps I was ready to burst. I pulled out, staring at my now veiny cock about to explode. FFRRRRRLLLAAPPBBBTTSSHHTTT! A wet fart let loose a small leakage of shit from the smelly princess down below. I tried to look away from her shitstained asscrack...then looked back, not wanting my first orgasm to be her television set. “ooooh yeah!’ I voice cracked and sounded like a complete jackass...but I didn’t care. PPRRBBBTTT! Little bubbles of shit popped around her anus as her ass gave my dick a final sendoff. I watched my cum line the walls of her cheeks, then slowly drip into her disgusting mix. Jessica sighed, letting out another bubbly toot. “Finally.” It sounded like she REALLY enjoyed it. God, she really was a party pooping bitch.

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We both stood around her hallway bathroom, wiping off our sex extremities. Right as I was about to toss my toilet paper in the toilet, she sat on top of the lid. “Hold that thought,” she said with a grunt. PPPRRRBBBBBOOOTTTTSSSTT! A nasty fart reverberated around the bowl and I heard a river of shit plunk into the water. “Oh Jesus Christ!” I said, turning away. PPRRBBBBSSSTTT! The noise continued and I smelled the acidic smell of her feces coat the bathroom entirely. I exited before she could ask me to swallow any of it. God, that would be atrocious...again.

I was surprised standing out in the hallway. Her shit only took one flush...but that didn't seem to do much for the smell. She’d need to light a few candles later, that is, if she cared for her parents well being. I pulled on my clothes and headed for the door. “So that’s it? Not even a goodbye kiss for your tubby hubby?” I heard. Jessica leaned against the stairwell, her still naked ass pointed my way. FFFLLRRRPPPPTT! I watched her asshole expand, the unwiped shit now dripping to the floor. “Ohh god, I should have saved that for earlier,” she said, fanning the nauseating smell my way. “Fuck you and goodbye Jessica,” I said, turning for the door. “Not so fast fartboy. There’s still the matter of our relationship.” said Jessica. She beat me to the door, arms crossed. “What ‘relationship’” I asked. “You and I are done! I never want to hear from you again you gross bitch!” BBBLLLLLBBBBTTT! Jessica farted, her asscheeks planted firmly on the handle. She smiled, most likely knowing of her exploit.

“Listen Mark, I know guys like you. Your shy and pathetic. Don’t lie to yourself. When’s the next time you're going to find someone available to fuck, hmmm?” She wiggled her hips across the door, further pressing her argument. “I’ll find someone,” I replied. “And it’s not all about fucking you know.” She laughed at me and I felt my insides churn. “Oh yeah I bet, because you were looking for that stroll in the park, hmmm? Listen Markie,” said Jessica. She waltzed forward, putting her hands around my shoulders. I leaned back; her breath was almost as detestable as her ass. “You and I are going to meet each other-real soon. Maybe not tomorrow, or in a week or a month. But we’ll meet. I know guys...this is ALL they want.” BBBLLLLLLBBBBTT! I shook, taking in her rancid beefy fart...and her truths. “If you want some fragile little plaything, then you go on ahead and keep searching. But sex should be a challenge, Mark. You work your way from the top, then you slowly, gently, make your way…” I watched her turn around, her butt touching my cock. “...to the bottom.” BBBLLLLBBBBBTTTT! Her asshole shot another flurry of dried shit specks at my crotch. Normally i would have punched that bitch in the mouth...but I stood frozen. I pondered her words the best I could, at least, while taking in the dizzying effects of her shit smell.

“Maybe if you work hard enough I’ll let you do anal. Would you like that, fart boy? Do you want to put your wiener in little Jessica Junior down here?” I felt her push me down to hip level and I was graced with her shitstained butthole….just like the first time. PPRRRROOOOTTT! The brown center of her ass pushed out at me and I felt something like I never had before with her ass. It wasn’t desire, or acceptance. It was more like determination. BBBLLLLLTTTTTTT! I watched her asshole shoot a second fart my way. The crevices in between almost formed a smile, laughing at my insignificance. “Awww, listen to it Mark. ‘C’mon fart boy. Come out and play!’”. PPSSSSHHHHHHHH! A long SBD hallmarked her words and I shut my mouth in pure defiance of not coughing. I wouldn’t let her get that satisfaction. For her, or her little shithole. One of these days, I’d show her ass with so much of my dick, she’d BEG me to stop.

I rose, taking the eggy fart with me in my mind. I exited the house, not even caring about the germ infested doorknob. When I took one final look back at the house I saw Jessica standing naked at the window. She smiled, then turned round to press her asscheeks against the glass. I saw the window shake as a violent fart ripped along the window pain. She waved, then walked away, leaving a trail of fog and a little brown dot against the glass. I turned and walked home.

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“How’d your date go son?” asked my dad. “Oh, um great. It was good.” That was all the response I could muster. I flung myself into my room, locking the door behind me. My gaze turned to the crotch of my pants, where she had plastered a reminder of the power of her booty.