Ryan's Bad Day: The Gassy Train Ride
by KiddWrites2

Ryan could feel the train before he heard it. Dull vibrations in the concrete platform beneath his feet slightly shook his legs amidst the deafening roar of vehicles speeding back and forth along the highway across from him. Rising from a metal bench, feeling the frigid breezes sting his tanned face, ruffling his brown hair, he sighed, watching his breath turn to white wisps of smoke in the icy morning air, placing his hands to into his large winter coat. Above him, a male's monotone, previously-recorded voice blared through frost covered speakers, informing passengers that a train heading into city was approaching. Zigzagging his way past groups of random people and crowds, he made his way to the edge of the station next to the rusted rail tracks several inches below him. Slowly bending over, he peered down one side of the stop, looking into the distance past hundreds of strangers joining him, huddling inside various heated shuttles to stay warm, impatiently waiting for their ride. They seemed just as upset as he did. They all had been waiting close to twenty-five minutes for the damn thing. He was late for his first class of the day; everyone else had jobs to get to, errands to run, appointments to make. Not only that, but it was colder than Alaska on this bitter morning. Sun hidden by behind gray storm clouds, even Frosty the snowman wouldn't want to be out here, he'd tell the kids that made him to kiss his ass. He stepped back, staring at the eight snow covered carts rush past him before slowing to a stop. Steel doors slid open, several commuters filed out of the cart, then he quickly boarded.

To his dismay, the car was completely packed; the seats were full, narrow aisles crowded, most of the good spots to stand were taken. Removing his backpack, Ryan settled for a tiny open space next to the makeshift wall beside the entrance. It wasn't much, but it would have to do, until he arrived at his destination. Without warning, the doors slammed shut and his train jerked, taking off for the next stop. He almost had to do a split to stay balanced, in order not fall on top of the mature couple sitting in the handicapped chairs beside him opposite from the doorway. He frowned. This was going to be a rough day; he could feel it in his bones. Random music from headphones, various perfumes and colognes filled the cart. To pass the time, he craned his head up to gaze at the poster displaying different advertisements. It also helped take his mind off of what awaited him at his high school for being late. He guessed he'd probably be sent to the disciplinary office and be given detention or some other ridiculous, unfair punishment. He shook his head dismissing the thoughts. Before he knew it, the train had pulled into another station. Like clockwork, the doors slid open once again, more passengers shoved their way in. He rolled his eyes, grumbling to himself. There were seven other carts at this stop. Why did everyone have to choose this one to get on?!

Suddenly, emerging out of the pack, he spotted a curvaceous long haired brunette, sporting a navy blue suit, heels and a mink fur coat. His eyes widened as she entered; the lady was an Amazon, easily the tallest thing on the whole car, with some odd inches between her head and the ceiling. Not to mention she was HOT! Even through her coat he could tell her chest her was huge, something resembling two beach balls stuffed into a small sack. Rosy skin covered in light make up and a bit reddened due to the cold, plush lips covered in glossy lipstick, a tiny mole on her chin. Women like her only existed in his fantasies, along with dirty magazines and movies… He wondered what a beauty like her was doing riding the train? She appeared to be one of those types to at least have someone drive for her. She scanned her surroundings searching for where to stand. Most of the men around her immediately started to stare, their mouths agape, basically drooling over her. Some rose from their chairs to offer her a seat, one guy even pushed an elderly woman to the floor to in hopes to get the Amazon to sit next to him. She kindly refused their advances, turning to him, causing Ryan's belly to plunge. He swallowed nervously while she approached him, smiling.

"Mind if I join you?" She pointed, her sweet voice filling his ears. She sounded like an angel. He wanted to melt in her hands!

"T-there's… Um, not a lot of room here," He stuttered like an idiot, blushing.

Why did he say that? Only a fool would not WANT to be next to a chick even remotely gorgeous as her! If his friends were around, they would never let him hear the end of it! She chuckled tilting her head to side. He let loose a quiet moan. Even her laugh was hot!!

"If you think about it, there isn't any room ANYWHERE in here, but I think the two of us could work this out, right?" She asked.

He forced himself to nod, squeezing further on top of the wall that separated the area they were in and the entrance.

"Thanks!" She said turning around, removing her coat, folding it in her arms, causing Ryan's eyebrows to shoot up upon glancing at her ass momentarily.

Sweet lord… Her firm buns were as big as watermelons, protruding several inches from her back. It was obvious they were stretching the fabric of her expensive pants to its limits. He began to ponder on how she got those things into the cerulean slacks in the first place! That must've taken a while! He shifted to get comfortable, lifting an arm. Her booty bobbed and jiggled while she backed up, slowly placing it against the wall. Her wide hips completely took up the remaining space, making the boy feel as if he was in a cramped public phone booth with an elephant, fully squishing him. At any rate, her perfume was awesome, a fresh lavender scent. He became intoxicated off of it, she smelled wonderful. He noticed her sexy posterior was so round, her back never touched the wall! In addition to this, to his horror, the arm he just raised had gotten trapped behind one of the lady's butt cheeks, his hand now resting in the deep crevice of her crack. He panicked, feeling sweat form on his forehead.

"Oh no, this is bad… Bad, bad, bad, bad, so baaaaaaad…." He mumbled wanting to cry.

The LAST thing he wanted was this beauty accusing him of being a pervert or trying grope her. Telling her to move was out of the question. He would be thrown off the train and perhaps taken to a police department, have his parents informed, be given misdemeanor charges…. He was over-exaggerating, but the point was, he'd be in big trouble! He was freaking out! Why was this happening to him? The doors crashed shut again and once more, his transportation shot off like a rocket.

The Amazon glanced down at him over one of her large breasts, smiling, oblivious to the boy's awful yet amazing situation while the cart bounced, zigzagged and snaked along the icy rails, causing her outstanding ass to sort of grind against his arm. He groaned to himself in pleasure, feeling her plump booty cheek fully envelop and smash his hand, he was basically copping a feel! As long as she didn't notice and he didn't move a muscle, he might get away with it… HE SHOULD TOTALLY FACEBOOK THIS!!!!! His friends would be so jealous! He decided against that thought, ignoring himself.

RRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE….

A low growl emanated from the woman, at first he payed it no mind, figuring it was her cell phone going off. The beauty winced in slight pain, clutching her stomach while the train came to another station.

"Everything okay miss?" He asked worried. "Should I move? I can if you want."

"Oh no," She forced a grin. "Just a little stomach ache, nothing to worry about…"

GUUUURRRROOOOOOOBBBBLLLEEEEE…

She doubled over, gasping, grabbing his shoulder, almost ripping it from his body at the same time, boy did she have one hell of a grip! The entrance doors closed, they off once more.

"Ow, ow, ow… Shoulder, shoulder!" He cried out, causing a few passengers to stare. She immediately let him go, groaning.

"I'm sorry! This pain is worse than I thought…" She trailed off staring at her feet.

With his hand still stuck behind her butt, he tried his best to offer her his assistance when he felt some blasts of warm air a few seconds long envelop his hand from her behind.

PHSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss….

PHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..

"Oh… That's MUCH better," She sighed in relief, patting her belly.

Ryan blinked, dumbfounded. Did she do what he think she did? He didn't have to wait long for an answer. A God awful stench assaulted his nostrils causing him to hold his breath before coughing loudly, fanning his face. He wasn't trying to be rude, but that was one of the worst things he had ever smelled! He couldn't even compare it to anything, it was so rank! What the hell died in her ass?!! The Amazon's face turned a deep shade of crimson and she avoided his eyes.

"I am so, so sorry," she finally blurted, whispering. "I just—and the pain—it's…" She trembled. More passengers hurried out upon pulling into yet another stop.

"It's all good, miss," He replied trying to be polite. "It's natural, right? My dad always says, 'better out than in!'"

They shared a quiet laugh amongst themselves. The beauty felt a bit better about the situation, which in turn made him feel better. However, Ryan was immediately working on an exit strategy, in case this crazy chick decided to blow again. He didn't know how many more of those he could take! Good thing his destination was almost here!

"You're a sweet kid," She patted his head. "Thank you. I hope there are more teens in your generation like you, we need more stand-up guys in the world."

Ryan could only smile and nod, unsure of how to respond. Was she coming on to him? He probably was over thinking things again. No doubt she HAD to have a husband or a boyfriend tapping her; this soft chunk of flesh currently rubbing up against his arm and fingers was too good to be true!

"Speaking of what you just mentioned…" She began turning to him. "Since you're so comfortable in dealing with these types of situations, I'm still feeling a bit bloated… You don't mind right? I'll just let go of a few more, then I'll be out of your hair."

Ryan stared at her astounded that she had the guts to actually ask him that! He couldn't believe her! He wanted to shout 'HELL NO YOU STUPID BIMBO!!!' and pull his arm from her wonderful butt and move into the next cart, but for some reason, he couldn't bring himself to respond. She seemed like a nice woman, off her rocker for sure, but there was no way he going to stick around for the fireworks to pop. He had to get away from her. Now.

"Great! Thanks so much, I owe you, kid!" She hugged him, mistaking his silence as confirmation. "I'll try to keep them as quiet as possible."

"No, wait—" Ryan started, however, his voice was cut off by the conductor's voice, catching the attention of the other riders, announcing that the train was going express straight after his stop, which was up next. This was the Amazon's chance, a perfect opportunity while everyone was distracted. Bending over slightly, pressing her massive ass into the wall, squishing his arm further into her butt crack, lifting her head to the ceiling, she concentrated, focusing all of her energy in releasing her next farts. Lack of blood circulation caused his hand to go numb, feeling as though an angry swarm of bees were stinging his fingers. His eyes widened in terror.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMMPPPPPPPPPTTTT!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBROOOOOOPPPPTT!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….

PHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!

Four consecutive butt bombs exploded from her behind, producing a low, dull sound that rattled the entire wall as along with his shoulder. He could feel the humid farts vibrate his fingers, expanding the sleeve of his winter coat like water traveling through a hose. Her rancid gas crept up his arm and seeped into the inside of his coat, warming his chest. Green clouds of her emissions drifted to every opening it could find, he smelled like someone had thrown him into a sewer. His stomach heaved and it took everything under his power not to lose his breakfast. It hurt to breathe! How could someone so hot, so stunning, expel something so foul and gross? He was appalled! This was humiliating! Lost in her euphoria, the beauty rested her head against the wall, rolling her eyes. Minutes later, the train came to an abrupt halt, arriving at Ryan's stop. Soon as the steel doors opened, he yanked his arm from behind her, grabbed his book-bag and bolted for the exit, pushing his way through the crowds of commuters. With his day already off to a horrible start, he hoped things would improve as the time moved on.