My Evil Ex I thought I'd enthral you all with a tale of my ex, Britney. I first met Britney in a gay bar in London when I was 16. I found that with a little make up, and my sister's I.D, I was able to get into night clubs and Anyway, I had been having a good time with a guy mate who was gay, when I caught the eye of this beautiful bleach-blonde haired gal. She had her hair cropped I lost the nerve to talk to her infront of her mates, so I decided to head to the club bathroom alone, and surprisingly it was empty. Very unusual for I sat down on the toilet in the stall and had a wee, when I heard the door to the bathroom open. I peeked inbetween the gap on the stall door, and saw it was the woman I had my eye on. I studied her plump body, she had a real curvy hourglass figure. Not so much big on the tits, but my word did she have an amazing big ass! The kind of She was wearing tight jeans, and I noticed the tip of her crack showing as she leant forward over the sink. She hadn't come to use the loo, just to straiten I got up, and as I wiped myself, I heard a loud blast of a fart echo in the grey tiled room. "Did she just fart?!" I asked myself, in shock, but the shock quickly turned to a joyous thrill. I heard her softly sigh with relief, clearly it was her. Taking my chance, I walked out the stall, and over to the sink beside her to wash my hands. "Oh, pardon me, thought I was alone!" She nervously giggled in a slightly cockney accent. "It's fine, we're all women here." I pleasantly chuckled. "Really? You don't seem like you've been a woman for long, how old are you love?" She puzzled. "18." I lied. "Nice try," She chuckled, "if you said 16 I would have believed you." "Oh shit, busted." I softly bemoan, she chuckled again. "The old fake I.D. trick, I used to do that all the time." She confessed. "How old are you?" I asked. "23." She answered. "Y-you're not going to tell on me, are you?" I nervously ask, "Oh, that depends..." She paused to think. "Depends on what?" I inquire. "If you give me your number, I might play nice." She winked at me, I suddenly felt a little uneasy, I mean a 23 year old woman flirting with a 16 year old girl, "Ok." I giggle girlishly, she handed me her phone and I added my number to it. "Thanks, love." She smiled, taking her phone and putting it back into her bag. "Sorry, do you mind me farting, it's been building up for a while?" "Sure, go for it." I giggled. "Thanks." She said sounding relieved as she then quickly let out another rattler from her big round plump behind quickly followed up by a slightly quieter I just stood there, trying to hide the fact that listening to her fart was turning me on. She looked so glammed up in her makeup, and having her hair styled. I still couldn't believe a woman like her could fart the way she just had, she seemed How wrong I turned out to be about that...! We flirted for a little while longer, when one of her friends came in, and told her they are leaving for another club. She hastily said goodbye to me, but before she left, she gave me a big hug and gave me a big kiss with her plump bright red lips. My heart was pounding I enjoyed the rest of my night out, but with her on my mind. I couldn't stop thinking about her. The next day, I kept looking at my phone, waiting for her to call. Finally, come 5 in the afternoon, my phone rang. It was a number I didn't recognise but something told me it was her. "Hey, is this the naughty young girl at the club last night?" She asked. "Yeah, and is this the hot windy woman?" I chortled, she chuckled. She had such a lovely laugh. "Yeah, sorry about that, was just having one of those gassy days." She brazenly confessed. "It's ok, I'm no prude." I replied, I started to touch myself as I was instantly turned on again, and continued to softly toy with myself as we spoke. We talked for a while, then arranged to meet up the next day. I was very nervous at first, but when I met up with her, my nerves seemed to vanish. We had a blast together, and when we finally said goodbye, she grabbed hold of me, held me tight in her bear-like hug and locked her plump lips around Anyway, we arranged to meet up again, and our relationship blossomed from there. Now at this point, you're probably wondering why I called this post, "My Evil Ex"? It all came to show one night when we was getting really frisky together, that she pulled out some handcuffs and, whilst sat on me, she locked my wrists Nothing wrong with that, infact it's always very enjoyable being handcuffed! Then she decided we should 69. She turned around, and backed up her big round ass in my face, and sat right over me. I looked up enjoying the view immensely When, all of a sudden, she stated, "uh oh, I got some bad wind coming." "What?" I puzzled. "I need to fart." She told me, sounding very serious. "Oh? Right now?" I nervously sighed. "Yeah, do you mind?" She asked. "Um, no, let rip!" I anxiously told her. Without moving her big butt not even an inch away from my face, she did just that! She let out a big hot gush of wind right in my face. It was so powerful, I felt my hair blow back. She just laughed. "Wait, there's more." She boldly commented. She now finally did move her butt an inch away from my face with a hand on her cheek, holding it open, but With a little gap between my nose and her crack, it meant that as another airy fart puffed its way out of her hole, I got the full whiff of it, and good It was such a strong eggy smell, I almost gagged. I choked as she laughed. "Better out than in!" She quipped. "Yeah, even better when it's let out into my face..." I dryly reply. "Right, where was we?" She asked, putting her fingers into my pussy. I couldn't believe she was diving strait back into me, after just farting on me. "Well go on, lick me out." She told me, sounding impatient. She lowered her big puffy pussy down onto my face. Her heavy weight starting to burden my face. I held my tongue out, and somehow, I could actually taste her fart lingering in the small cramped air between my head and her crotch. Despite of this, She still kept farting, even as I licked her! She didn't care at all. After that night, things changed drastically between us. She made me clean the house from top to bottom, while she just sat on her fat ass watching TV and eating packet after packet of crisps and other junk food. One morning, I woke up with her prodding me awake. "Hey, come take a look at this." She told me excitedly. I sleepily got up out of bed, and followed her into the bathroom. "Look." She told me proudly, pointing into the toilet bowl. I looked and saw such a big dump left in the water. "Oh my God." I sighed in disgust. "I did that while you was asleep." She boasted. "What's wrong with you." I sleepily moaned at her. She just brushed my moan off. I looked again. "Where's the toilet paper? No paper in the bowl." I asked. "I hadn't wiped yet, I wanted you to get a good look first." She laughed c***dishly. "Eww, just wipe already!" I responded, too tired for her games. "I think you should wipe me." She replied. "What?" I queried. "I saved you the honour of wiping my glorious arse, for making such a good log." She beamed. "You're kidding, right?" I exasperated. "No, come on, get to it," She handed me the toilet roll, and turned around, bending over slightly, with her fat curvy ass on full show, "come on, it's I sighed, and gave in, tearing off a couple sheets of paper and wiped her huge bottom. It took quite a few sheets before I felt she was clean enough. "There, happy?" I groaned. "I don't think you fully appreciate my thoughtfulness." She critiqued. "Excuse me?" I replied, slightly offended. "You heard, I shared with you the joy of the dump I did, and even let you wipe me, and yet you still moan. I think you should get down on your knees, kiss "Um, ok..." I nervously gulped, and got down onto my knees behind her. Her beautiful big plump butt right infront of my face. "I'm sorry, I do appreciate it." I submitted to her, and pressed my lips to her cheek, kissing it. "I don't think you do." She retorted. "I do, I really do." I continued, kissing her buttcheeks some more. Being down on my knees and so close to the bowl, made the powerful smell seem all the "Thank you." I kissed her ass. "Thank you for what?" She asked. "Thank you for showing me what you did," I replied and kissed her again, She softly chuckled superiorly. "Ok, give me a couple licks to make sure I'm clean, and I'll let you flush the loo." I shuddered at the thought of licking her crack so soon after being wiped, but I just had to do as I was told. I held her big round cheeks apart with my I tensed up at first, expected to taste her shit, but thankfully I had done a good job of wiping that there was no trace of the foulness. I gave her asshole "Good, that's better." She turned around and smiled at me. She patted my head, as though I was some little pet dog. "Take one last look at my log, and blow a kiss to it goodbye." She playfully joked. I looked into the bowl, kissed my fingertips, and blew a kiss at it. "Bye bye, Loggy." I played along, as she leaned over me to flush the toilet. She suddenly grabbed my head by the hair, and pushed my face right into the bowl. "Swirly!" She shouted in glee, as the gushing water frothed and bubbled around my face. I was panicking. Couldn't breathe. Tears were streaming from my eyes. The flush only lasted about 15seconds at most, but to me it felt like 15minutes! She pulled me head back, my hair heavy from the drenching of the dirty water. "You alright, you look a little flushed!" She taunted and laughed at me. "I got you good, didn't I?" She teased, grinning like a Cheshire cat. "Yeah you did." I sighed in agreement. She threw a small towel at me, I wiped my face. "I used to do that to little tarts a lot, back when I was at school." "And I used to be the little tart having that done to me." I revealed. "Oh." She paused, I thought for a second she was feeling guilty, but then she just laughed. "Come on, clean up, I need some breakfast, I feel like a lost 2 stone taking that dump!" "Yes, hon, right away." I submissively replied. She had me doing everything for her, and I do mean EVERYTHING. She even told me to "fart her", which meant anytime she felt gassy or had trapped wind, or something like that, I had to rub her swollen tummy for her, I actually really enjoyed doing that though, it was so exciting, massaging her gassy tummy and then waiting for those brief silent seconds before she let She got her relief from farting, and I got to enjoy the sound and smell of it. Sometimes, if I asked her ever so nicely, she would even let me put my face right up close to her ass, so she could fart on me and give me a proper experience Only problem is, though, if I then wanted to lick her ass, she made me beg first. She got such a sexual thrill from making me beg. If ever I had to ask for something, even if I ask her for the money to get her shopping in, she'll make Then, I had to tell her all the ways in which she's wonderful and beautiful, and how much I love her and what I love about her. Finally, she'll only give To be honest, it gave me a real sexual thrill too, being that submissive to her. That said, she was always brash and c***dish with me. Like many a time, she would walk up to me while I'm busy doing some chores for her, and stick her finger under my nose and say, "guess what I just scratched?" It was always either her bum or pussy, I could always tell the difference between the 2 scents. If I got it right, she gave me the honour of sniffing her finger 'til the smell goes... Another c***dish trick she would do, is take a big gulp of coke, then be all lovey dovey with me, puckering her plump lips up wanting a kiss. As I walked She would always have me naked around the house, even when it was cold. The only time she allowed me to have clothes on was if we had guests round, or Sometimes she would come out shopping with me, but only so she can have fun humiliating me in public. One of her most favourite ways of doing this, was I had to take the blame for her aswell or she would punish me, so I had to say, Then she would laugh and mock me loads for it shortly after. These may not seem like the most evil things in the world, but trust me, she did get a whole lot worse towards the end of our relationship. Like the day when she... Well... All I can say is, thank god I got the girlfriend I have now, she's an angel in comparison. Part Two: The Break Up Hey guys, I've decided to tell you more about my evil ex, Now if you've read that, and wondered what happened for me to get out of that relationship, well I'm going to let you in on a little secret... Britney had been flaunting her dominance over me for months and months on end. Like one time, she made me scrub the entire bathroom clean with my own toothbrush. It took me ages to clean the whole floor, and then she got me started on the tiles on the wall. "Can I please have a drop of water? Please?" "Let me think about it." "Please." She got up and walked off, telling me to stay there. I held my hand out for it. I watched, so thirsty. I licked my lips as I watched the water pass by her lips and into her mouth, "Ahhhhh lovely." She then let out a large belch and giggled. "Can I at least drink from the tap, please?" "No. I'll give you something to drink though." A loud echo of a fart then thundered from inside the bowl. She then got up after the tinkling of water stopped, and made me look into the bowl. "Drink up then." "What's the matter? I thought you was thirsty!" "I am." She then grabbed my hair, and pushed my head into the bowl. "Mmmm smell good? Doesn't it just make your mouth water?" "Go on. Aren't you to going to lap it all up like the dirty dog you are?" "Is it too strong? Want me to add a little extra water to it?" She pulled my head away, but still gripped my hair tight. "Oh god..." "There, is that better? Go on, drink it down." "Please..." "Fine. I'll water it down some more." As the choppy water spewed out and swirled around in the bowl, Finally, the flushing stopped, and she pulled my head out of the bowl, She was laughing the whole time. "Clean all that up, bitch." Giving me swirlies was one of her most favourite things to subject me to. She would often invite her friends round, and of course I had to serve them and wait on them hand and foot. Whatever they wanted, I had to do give/do for Sometimes, if they was having a drink, I would have to stay still on my hands and knees, with my back strait so they could rest little bowls of food and Other times, they would make me give them foot-rubs, even the girls who had nasty sweaty smelly feet. The strong cheesy smell would last for ages on my One time, during a night of drinking, one of her friends got really aggressive with me. Her friend then slapped me, grabbed my hair, and pushed me down onto the floor. I tried to roll over to get her off me, but she was so strong and so heavier than me, She then started laughing at how easily she "kicked my ass", and was then calling me all sorts of degrading and hurtful names. The whole time she was hurting "I'm going to wipe that stupid look of your face!" "Dirty tramp." was her parting insult as she finally got off me. She kicked my side as I rolled onto my knees, and I wiped my wet sore face with my hands, "Why didn't you help me?" "Brenda was just playing around." There wasn't entirely bad times with Britney. Mind you, I was only allowed to do that after I had done all my appointed chores around the house. The trouble with Britney, is that she never knew when to stop. I stupidly agreed to that challenge, and so I laid down onto the bed and she sat on top of me, She then started tickling me. She knew my most ticklish part was my armpits, A long drawn out minute passed by, but she kept tickling me. I was laughing and screaming so much that I felt like I was going to suffocate. I managed through my screams to beg her to let me go, I was screaming was laughter so hard, and begging her to stop, but she wouldn't. I almost passed out from lack of oxygen through laughing so much. "Let... let me go... please..." "No." "But its - it's my go...Truth or dare?" "I don't want to play that silly game any more. My show is about to start." "Oh." She then stood by the bedside table, and got out an old mobile of hers. "Wet willy!" She continued giggling, "Can you please untie me before you go?" She just ignored me, and grabbed the tissue as well as holding her old mobile in her hands, She stopped and said, "Goodbye!" It turned out, that she had been using her other mobile to chat to another girl. I should have known it really, she didn't really do much to hide it from me. She only told me out of the blue one day. I thought she was joking to wind me up at first, I was rather upset, as you can imagine, A while later she came down, holding a suitcase. So yeah, she kicked me out that day, and broke up with me. She did me a big favour breaking up with me! She had me wrapped around her little finger, Thanks for reading!
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