Lydia's Gas
by Laxit42

Lydia awoke, stretched, tilted her head to one side and released a juicy fart. With an "ahhhh" of satisfaction, she climbed out of bed and into the shower. Lydia had always been a gasser. It didn't even really matter what she ate, although some foods made her gassier than others. She was a petite girl if you counted her waistline, but everything else, her breasts and butt particularly, was nicely defined and curvaceous. Her ass was plump and luscious, yet also firm. Her breasts were 32 D cups, and they bounced whenever she ran or jogged anywhere. Her face was beautiful by all classic standards. In short, Lydia was the essence of beauty itself. Except for her gas. It wasn't that she had bad manners, because she had impeccable manners, it was just that when she had to let one go, she couldn't hold it in. Lydia did not discriminate when it came to gas either, for she belched and farted on a regular basis, and had mostly come to terms with it. Even in school, if you heard an echoing belch or could suddenly smell something putrid, you knew it was probably Lydia. This was alright though, because everyone considered her gorgeous enough to have one flaw, no matter how ëdisgusting' it was.
So as she climbed into the shower, Lydia farted again, this one silent, but quickly making itself known with its awful smell. "Whew! That stinks!" giggled Lydia, "I can't even eat spaghetti without it coming back to haunt me." She showered and dressed, pulling on a red thong, tight jeans, and a tight, white tank-top. She descended the stairs to the kitchen at about 6:30 am on a Friday, today being her last day of school before March vacation. She wolfed down a bowl of cereal, pausing to let fly a loud, "Buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp! 'scuse me! Raisin Bran gets me every time!" before heading out to the bus stop.
There she saw her best friend, Stacey, and stifling a belch said, "Que Pasa baby? You physced for the last day of school?" Stacey smiled and said, "Sure am. Especially since it's only a half-day. You wanna go out for lunch after?" Lydia agreed to as the pair stepped on the bus.
The day passed uneventfully, except for a particularly embarrassing instance when Lydia farted in the middle of a test. Everyone heard her, and although she tried to pass it off by giggling, those around her still held their noses at the stench. After school though, the girls walked down town with a group of people, including the guy Lydia was attempting to get with at the moment. His name was Seth, and he was carrying Lydia on his back as they all walked to the local pizza parlor. Lydia was doing well at keeping the gas to a minimum, despite the bumpy ride, but she wasn't really concerned because Seth obviously knew about her gas, yet he was still flirting back with her. This gave Lydia an idea. She decided that she was going to give Seth a test and see if he was revolted or chill with the outcome. So when everyone ordered, Lydia ordered 1 slice of cheese pizza and a large soda, as part of her plan. She, Seth, Stacey, and Stacey's boyfriend Jake, all sat in the same booth. Lydia knew that she wouldn't shock Stacey with what she was about to do, and she also knew that Jake wouldn't really mind either. So taking her soda, she quickly chugged half of it, waiting for the outcome. The outcome was a wet, deep, resounding, "BEEEEELLLLLLLCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!" All the while she had been burping, Lydia had pointedly been looking at Seth to watch his reaction. He only smiled and laughed, saying, "Who knew such a noise could come from such a petite frame?" Lydia smiled back in return, partly in amusement and partly because Seth had passed the first half of the test. After burping softly again, Lydia devoured her cheese pizza as fast as she could, finishing it in a matter of minutes. Seth grinned and said, "Someone was hungry huh?" Lydia smiled back and said, "Yeah, I was pretty hungry, but I really just have to" with this she trailed off and cut a juicy, deep, "FFFFFRRRRRRBBBBBBTTTTTTT!" sighing in relief after she finished. Almost seconds later, the horrible smell kicked in, and Lydia watched Seth the entire time, waiting for his reaction. Seth took a deep whiff of the stench, grinned, and said, "Whew! You sure can rip ëem! Do you feel better though?" Lydia smiled and found Seth's hand under the table, holding in while saying, "Awww, Seth! You're so sweet! I can't believe you can care about my well-being after something like that!" Seth only beamed, knowing he had passed some sort of initiation, knowing that he was "in".
For the rest of the afternoon, Seth and Lydia were inseparable, always holding each other's hand, or linking arms, or finding some way to touch. Lydia continued to belch, her soda affecting her insides more than the pizza had, but Seth continued not to mind, always laughing, or saying, "Good one!" if Lydia let out a particularly loud burp.
Sometime later, Lydia announced that she had to go home, and Seth offered to walk her to her house. All through the walk, the two flirted and played, Lydia at one point putting her hands up Seth's shirt. Seth on the other hand, kept his hands mostly by his side, not wanting to come on too strong, and knowing that girls respected it when a man could manage to keep his hands to himself. When they finally reached Lydia's front steps, they stopped and chatted for a while, before Lydia said, "I have something for you" she trailed off, and smiled seductively, moving towards Seth as if to kiss him. Seth, expecting a kiss, opened his mouth and shut his eyes. Instead of a kiss though, what Lydia gave him was a rumbling, wet, "BUuUUUuRRRrrrrRRpppPPPPppppPPP!" directly into his mouth. With that, Seth opened his eyes in shock, and gagged a little bit on the putrid stench, but eventually grinned saying, "I'll admit you got me pretty good with that one!" Lydia blushed, and said, "You passed the last part of the test in case you were wondering." Seth replied, "Good. It was totally worth" but he didn't finish his sentence because at this point, Lydia reached up and really did kiss him. After a few minutes of this, she drew away from him saying, "I'll see you tomorrow ok?" Seth replied, "Ok baby." With that Lydia shut the door and Seth walked away, whistling while he walked, smiling while he whistled.

Lydia woke up the next morning to find her bed sheets slightly wet. Blushing even though there was no one there, she realized she had most likely been thinking about Seth. Climbing out of bed, she uttered a small, "Beelllllllllccchhhhhhhh...uhhhhh...I'm still getting the affects of that soda..." She brightened though, when she realized that today started her 3 weeks of March vacation, the 2nd of which she was traveling to Mexico for. Excited about being able to spend more time with Seth, Lydia quickly showered and ate breakfast, giving Seth a call around 1 pm, hoping he was up. He answered the phone saying, "Oh, hi Lydia! I was hoping you would call!" Lydia replied, "I would've called earlier, but I wasn't sure if you would be up." Seth grinned and said, "No worries! I get up pretty early. Usually around 8:30 or 9 in the morning." Lydia sputtered at him in shock, saying that no human could possibly get up that early. Seth laughed and said, "Anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today. Maybe go see a movie or something." Lydia said that would be great, even saying that she had had the same thing in mind. Seth suggested a movie, and Lydia agreed saying, "Wow! How did you know? That's the same movie I was going to suggest we see!" Seth smiled and replied, "Well, do you want me to pick you up at your house? In about 15 minutes?" Lydia answered, "Sure, sounds good. I'll see you then!"
When Seth answered the door, Lydia thought that he looked even more amazing than yesterday, if that was possible. Smiling and greeting him with a hug and a quick kiss, Lydia followed him to his car. Climbing in, Lydia admired his ride, exclaiming at its cleanliness both inside and out. "Yeah," said Seth, "I try to do a good job of keeping things neat." Lydia then blushed, and awkwardly said, "Seth, I have to uh...um..." Not hesitating in the least, Seth said, "Don't worry! I'm not bothered by that sort of thing. Whenever you have to, don't hesitate to...relieve yourself." Sighing in relief, Lydia ripped a low, short but rancid, "PPPPHHHBBTTTT!" saying, "Oh my God! Seth you're the best!" with that she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. "Heh," he said, "That may be so, but that doesn't mean the windows aren't going down!" Lydia blushed at that, but only stared at Seth longingly.
Arriving at the theater, they bought their tickets and snacks. Lydia got a small popcorn and an Extra Large soda, feeling that her stomach was a little upset and that it would need lots of coaxing to relieve it of its pain. There was absolutely no one in the theater when the two of them got there, so they took a seat right in the middle, Lydia immediately raising the armrest and cuddling up against Seth. By the time the previews had ended, Lydia had drunk a generous portion of her soda, and thus released a low, wet belch that seemed to echo around the empty theater. Lydia giggled, and whispered, "Sorry baby! I didn't mean to detract from the movie going experience." Seth turned to Lydia, smiling and saying, "For you, I'd sit here whether or not there was a film playing." The movie passed without much ado, Lydia belching loudly at intervals, Seth kissing her each time she did so.
When the movie ended, the two wandered around the mall, finally settling into a small open-air cafÈ. While they sat at the table, they talked, and eventually Lydia asked, "Seth, you already know that there's something a little strange about me. Is there anything about you I need to know?" Seth sort of looked at his feet, and then at the sky above Lydia's head, finally saying, "Well there is one thing..." Lydia looked at him anxiously, and he continued. "Well, you know how you burp and...and fart? Well...that's kind of...I mean...I'm interested in..." Lydia summed up his thoughts saying, "It's a fetish of yours." Seth blushed and said, "Yeah, pretty much. How did you know?" Now it was Lydia's turn to blush. "When I burped in your face, on my front steps, I could feel your hard-on, and it hadn't been there before I burped..." Seth looked ashamed, and said, "I don't know if that freaks you out or anything...I hope it doesn't come between us..." Lydia smiled and said, "Are you kidding? It works out perfectly! You're a guy in search of a very gassy girl, and I don't know anyone gassier than I am! It's like we were made for each other! Plus, you're the nicest guy I've ever met! You're gentle and sweet and you're not too hasty either when it comes to physical stuff." Seth smiled at this, thinking that he had done well to keep his hands by his side when they had walked home that day. "I could say everything the same about you," he replied, "In a word, you're perfect!" Lydia grinned and said, "Awwww! You're so cute!"
The conversation continued like this for some minutes until eventually Lydia said, "Wanna go back to my house and, you know...hang out?" Seth smiled and said, "I've never heard a better idea." So the two hopped in the car, eventually arriving at Lydia's house. Once there, Lydia led Seth to the Living Room, telling him she would return in a second. She then walked into the kitchen and retrieved the remaining half of her burrito from last night's dinner. She also grabbed 2 cans of Coke, one for her and one for Seth. As she walked back into the Living room, she could see Seth's eyes light up as they took in everything she was holding. Lydia sat down next to him, setting to work on her burrito and finishing it in a matter of minutes. While waiting for her meal to digest, Lydia lay down on Seth, with her head resting on a pillow on his lap. When the first fart came, it was chunky and wet, and Lydia groaned as she released it. She looked up at Seth to see him completely focused on her, his face split by a wide grin. Lydia could feel the next fart coming, so she climbed up onto Seth's lap, tilting her ass towards his face as best she could. This time she released long, wet, "PPPPPPHHHHHBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!" turning to kiss him as she released it. Lydia could feel Seth pressing against her, so she turned to face him, taking a swig of soda as she did so. The two then began passionately kissing, with Lydia pausing ever so slightly to let fly a raunchy, deep, fart that Seth could feel against his legs. Knowing that now was the right time, Seth slowly removed Lydia's tank-top, allowing her to have enough time to emit a tenor-like, wet, "BOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!" right into Seth's face. Through all this, Seth was practically fainting, realizing that his fantasies had come true! He had found the perfect girl! This continued for awhile, and although Lydia never removed her bra, Seth still thoroughly enjoyed himself.
When Lydia had released her final soft, "Buuurrrrrrrrppppp!" and put her tank-top back on, Seth figured he should go home so as not to miss dinner. "You're amazing!" was all he could manage to say to Lydia, but it was alright, because all she could say was, "You're gorgeous!" over and over again. Eventually Seth left, after many false goodbyes that ended in the two kissing passionately, leaving Lydia alone in her house waiting for her parents to get home. That was all right though, because Lydia had plenty to think about while she sat and waited.

Lydia woke up, stretched and rolled out of bed, eager to start another glorious day with Seth. As she walked to the bathroom, she grunted and released a chunky, "PPPHHBBBRRRTT!" the remains of last night's burrito. She showered and got dressed in a different thong this time, another tight pair of jeans, and a tight t-shirt with a brand name scribbled across the front. When she got back to her room, she saw the light on her cell phone was blinking, so she picked it up and listened to the waiting message. It was from Seth and it said this: "Hey what's up? Um, just wanted to say I had a great time yesterday, and I was wondering if you wanted to do more of the same today. So just give me a call when you wake up. If you wake up that is." He said this last sentence in a joking manner. So Lydia called him, and they decided they would just spend a low-key day in the park and around town, relaxing and goofing off.
Lydia could walk to the park from her house, so she immediately set off after hanging up. She arrived to find Seth sitting on a bench in the park, listening to his ipod. She decided to sneak up on him from behind, so before Seth caught sight of her, she snuck up behind him and slid her hands down his shirt, attempting to seriously freak him out. She did not succeed however, because Seth merely continued to listen to his music, acting as if he hadn't felt her touch. Lydia then began to tickle him, but this didn't work either, so she hopped over the bench to sit beside him saying, "Did you really not feel me?" Seth continued to listen to his music. This was starting to annoy Lydia, so she plucked the earbuds out of Seth's ears, and said, "Hello? Earth to Seth? Are you there?" Seth then turned to her and said, "Oh hello! I don't believe we've met! My name is Seth. How do you do?" Deciding to play along, Lydia said, "Why hello Seth! It's so nice to meet you! My name is Lydia, and I just happened to walk down to the park looking for something to do. Did you have any plans for this afternoon?" Seth replied, "Well, it's funny really, because I didn't have anything going on either. Would you like to grab some lunch?" Lydia said sure, so the two walked into town, stopping at an Italian restaurant. "Would you like to go here?" asked Seth. "Certainly," replied Lydia. Sitting down, they ordered drinks and continued to talk. "Well, tell me about yourself Lydia," said Seth. "Hmmm..." said Lydia, "Well, My name is Lydia Davenshire, I'm 18, I'm a senior in high school, and I have a special talent." Seth asked, "What talent is that, pray tell." Lydia offered no reply except for a low, wet, "BEEEELLLLLLLCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!" Seth exclaimed, "Whoa! That's the loudest one I've heard since I met you!" Lydia smiled and asked, "So are you back Seth?" He said, "Yeah, I'm back. Sorry I did that. I just thought it was kinda funny, but then I got bored with it...so..." Lydia continued to smile and said, "I thought it was pretty funny and very cute." Seth grinned and said jokingly, "Hey, we're talking about me here, everything I do is cute!" Lydia laughed and said, "So true!" They ordered food, Lydia ordering a plate of spaghetti and meatballs and Seth ordering an individual sized pizza. While they were eating, Seth asked, "Lydia, why do you have so much more gas than a normal person?" Lydia grinned and replied, "Well, I think it's because my stomach digests my food really quickly which in turn generates a lot of gas...*Booouuurrrrrrrrrpppp*...that a normal person wouldn't get." Seth nodded slowly, saying, "Yeah that makes sense. Can you control what you do with your gas?" Lydia clarified, "You mean whether I burp or whether I fart?" Seth nodded in response. "Ummm...yeah, for the most part," answered Lydia, "Although sometimes I'll have a lot of gas building up in one end and I won't realize it. By then it'll be too late and whichever end the build-up is in is the end the gas is going to come out." Seth nodded again, his question answered.
After they finished eating, the pair of them went to lie down in the park, and it was a perfect day to do so. The sun shone brightly, the sky was a radiant blue, and the grass was a lush, lively green that seemed to invite people to sit on it. They lay head-to-toe, with Lydia's rear rather close to Seth's face. This of course was to allow Seth to fully enjoy those moments when Lydia could just simply not contain herself. They continued to talk, Lydia periodically ripping potent clouds of gas, and Seth laughing or complimenting her when she did so. Lydia's shirt had ridden up a bit and she could see her belly which was a little bit pudgier than its normal flat, firm appearance. "Ugh," she said, "Seth, all this eating out is going to have me 10 pounds heavier by the end of break!" Seth didn't reply, so Lydia released a loud, wet, rancid, "PPPPBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!" Seth groaned and said, "Whew! That one stunk!" Lydia laughed and said, "Just making sure you were awake." In response, Seth began to tickle her, and it turned out that Lydia, unlike Seth, was extremely ticklish. She giggled and writhed on the ground as Seth mercilessly continued, despite Lydia's cries of, "Stop! Please! Sto...HAHAHA!" that always turned into laughter before she could finish. Finally, she had to stand up and run away to escape, but Seth caught her from behind, literally, by grabbing Lydia's ample rear, causing her to squeal in surprise. He pulled her into a tight hug that ended in Lydia turning her head to give him a kiss. "Mwah!" she said, "How does that taste?" Seth smiled and replied, "Pretty darn good, I'd say. A lot better than that fart did!" In response, Lydia belched loudly, her stomach disrupted by the sudden movement.
Realizing that they were up, the pair decided to walk around town, stopping in stores to look at things. In one store, Lydia suddenly dashed away from Seth and behind a shelf, beginning an ongoing game of hide-and-go-find-Lydia. Seth caught a glimpse of her a couple times, but after standing behind the same shelf for 10 minutes, Lydia began to wonder where he was. She gave him a call on his cell phone. He answered, saying "Come out the front entrance of the store. I have a surprise for you." Now all girls love surprises, no matter what they say, so Lydia practically sprinted out of the store, almost running into Seth as she exited. He handed her a box which she opened. Inside she found a necklace that she had pointed out to him in a store they had walked through earlier. "I've really enjoyed all the time I've spent with you so far," said Seth, "and I just wanted to give you something concrete to remember it by." Lydia didn't say anything for a few moments and then opened her mouth to speak. All that came out was a chunky, deep, "BOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!" Seth beamed and said, "That's probably the best answer I could've thought up." Then they kissed for a good 2 minutes before Lydia broke away and said, "Oh my God! Seth you're the sweetest!" before resuming to kiss him again. After another couple of minutes, Seth said, "Perhaps we should take this elsewhere?" Lydia agreed saying, "We can go back to my house. My parents are at work still."
So as soon as they arrived at Lydia's house and rushed up the stairs to her room, she immediately removed her shirt, removing Seth's as soon as she was done with her own. Lydia then practically tackled him onto her bed, his hands finding her luscious rear, her hands running through his hair. Before beginning to kiss again, Lydia emitted a resounding belch about 2 inches away from Seth's face. In response, he squeezed her ass tighter, causing her to smile seductively. This went on for about an hour and 20 minutes, eventually ending with Lydia yawning, practically asleep on top of Seth. He too could feel his eyelids drooping, and the pair of them was soon snoring in unison.
About 2 hours later, Seth awoke to find Lydia simply lying of top of him, staring at him. "Hi," he whispered. "Hey," she whispered back. He put his hands on top of her, one down one of the butt pockets on her jeans, and the other resting atop her back, slowly massaging it. "Mmmmm..." sighed Lydia, "That was a good nap," looking at Seth, "A really good nap." Seth smiled and kissed her nose. Lydia's belly gurgled and her body stiffened before she let fly a juicy, wet, "FFFFFFRRRRRBBBBBBTT!" Seth smiled again and patted her butt in affection. Suddenly, Lydia's stomach growled loudly, as if the only thing keeping it satiated had been that last fart. "Ugh," said Lydia, "I don't even know why I'm hungry-that pasta plate was huge!" Seth grinned and said, "You're a growing girl, you need your nutrients. I'll make you something." Lydia smiled widely and said, "Now that's service!" So the two of them got off the bed and replaced their shirts.
Walking down to the kitchen, Lydia's belly grumbled again, causing her to rub it and say, "Geez! Be patient! You'll be fine in a minute." Seth looked through the cupboards, asking what Lydia wanted to eat. "Um...I'm not gonna lie, I'll be fine with just some frozen bagel-pizzas." Smiling, Seth said, "Oooh! I don't know if I can manage those! I mean the microwave is pretty tricky!" Lydia grinned and replied, "I'm here if you need my help."
After about 10 minutes, the pair of them was sitting at Lydia's dining room table. Lydia had eaten about 4 bagel-pizzas and was working on the last one. She popped the last bite into her mouth and stared at Seth while she belched loudly in satisfaction. Seth grinned and said playfully, "You better watch what you eat! Pretty soon you'll weigh as much as I do." Lifting her shirt to look at her belly, Lydia saw it stuck out a little farther than normal, full of bagel-pizzas. "I have only one thing to say to that," she said, "BEEEELLLLLLCCCHHHHHH!" Seth laughed.
They then moved into Lydia's living room and sat and watched a movie. "Ugh," groaned Lydia about half-way through the movie, "Those pizzas are sitting in my stomach like a...*BUURRRPP*...rock." At that, Seth began to massage her belly, to which Lydia said, "Hmmm, you sure know how to...*BEEELLLLCCHHH*...treat a lady." Seth smiled and replied, "Anything for you baby." Which drew a high-pitched, "Awwwww!" from Lydia.
By the time the movie finished, the two were practically on top of each other, Lydia now feeling much better. "Hmmm..." said Lydia, "What to do, what to do...Wanna go for a dip in the hot tub?" Seth said, "Great. Can I maybe borrow a pair of your dad's swim trunks?" Lydia said sure and ran up stairs to grab them. When she returned, she handed them to Seth saying, "I'll meet you out there. The tub is on the porch." Seth quickly changed and walked out onto the porch. He walked in just as Lydia was removing her bra. He quickly apologized and turned away, not wanting to offend her. All she said was, "Well, this might as well be a topless occasion." At this Seth turned to look Lydia's 32 D breasts in the face. It was a pretty good sight. As he climbed into the tub, Lydia removed her jeans, exposing her black thong. Seth again looked away but all she said was, "What, you don't like my bathing suit?" Seth grinned at this and stood up to give her a hand into the hot tub. "Such a gentleman," said Lydia, smiling. As Seth sat down, she sat down across from him, her foot tracing a line down his chest and stopping at his crotch. In response he smiled and dropped under water, coming up right in front of her, putting his head at eye-level with her breasts. "What a coincidence." said Lydia, "Fancy you turning up there!" Seth said nothing, but glided back to where he was originally sitting, showing amazing restraint. This confused Lydia for a second, but then she realized he had challenged her, so she slowly stood up, the water dripping off her as she did so, and ran her hands down the length of her body, stopping at her boobs to squeezed them before moving on. Only now realizing the consequences of what he had done to himself, Seth stared in agonized patience at Lydia as she bent over towards him, running her hands down her thighs. She then stood up again and bent the other way this time, allowing her rear to be about 3 inches away from Seth's face as she rubbed it and snapped her thong, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Finally Seth couldn't take it, and he suddenly grabbed her around the waist as she once more bent over to show off her rear. He pulled her down next to him and started kissing her all over passionately. "I guess this means I won then," said Lydia with a roguish smile. "You definitely won," agreed Seth, "but I'm willing to say it was worth it." Then Lydia moved and sat down on top of him, his hands now finding her amazing breasts, and her hands running over his muscled torso. They continued like this until Lydia paused, causing Seth to pause as well. He didn't hear anything, but he felt the sensation of bubbles exploding against his legs, and immediately knew what had happened. "You are one gassy girl." He said. Lydia only smiled and replied with a longer, stronger stream of bubbles, saying, "You're great for loving that!"
After an hour or so of this, Lydia said, "Baby, you might have to go now. My parents are going to be home pretty soon, so we should both probably get cleaned up..." Seth agreed, and the both climbed out of the hot tub. Seth dried off and put his clothes back on, kissing Lydia for a good 5 minutes before finally leaving. Lydia sighed as she watched him drive away, waving from her front steps. She walked back inside and put the cover back on the hot tub, then walked upstairs to her room to get dressed. She stopped in the bathroom on the way, stepping on the scale just for the heck of it. Her eyeballs nearly popped out of her head when she realized that she had gained 3 pounds on the last 2 days. "Whoa!" said Lydia, "I guess I've been eating a lot more with Seth than I normally would've. It must be all those gassy foods, they're so fattening. Oh well, he's worth it! I'll just have to make sure I don't get too fat." She then continued on to her room and got changed, walking downstairs to watch TV until her parents came home.