Gassy Affair
by No Name

As I was waking up I barely remembered what happened last night. I must have had the worst hangover in history. My blurry vision was starting to clear as I looked up and saw the most flabbiest ass in the world. Memory kicked in and I realized it was my wife.

"What is it dear?"I asked in a drone-like tone. "I have something for you."she said as she dropped that gelitan-like butt on my face.

The weight of her whole body was to much for my cranium. My head sank below the bed cushion. I heard grunting noises from my wife. Then it dawned on me. My wife is the Queen of ass gas. Me and my buddies have lost many times to her in farting contests. And man can she clear a room. Now I was getting a point-blank range of her power. The vibrations on my face were too much for me. It went directly in my nose. I screamed as loud as I could but the combination of my wife's huge ass and the volume of her flatulence, meant that I could barely hear myself.

She grabbed my hair and forced me in deeper. I thought I was going to go into her asshole and she fart me out but thank God for physics. She finally spoke and told me why this ASSault was taking place. "You dumbass came home late last night drunk as a skunk with HER!!" And with that her she emphasised it with one of her potent farts.

"C'mon in!"My wife called out from what I heard. Foot steps and she lifted her ass so I could see my next tormentress. Julie is my mistress and she looked so pissed.

Sitting side saddle on my mushed nose she came second to my wife in the fart department. She let out sexual moans as she produced some loud, wet farts. She got off my face and said"You bastard!" She grabbed my head with her feet and keep it from moving away. This next fart had some punch to this one.

"I don't want to kill him. Yet. That one in close range would have knocked him out."Julie said. She sat on my face violently. I think she broke my nose. "But when I think of what he's done I feel no remorse!"she said while blasting a long fart.

I wished for a broken nose at that point. I twisted my way out of that predicament, but fell victim to another one. My wife pounced on me and squeezed my head in her humungous thighs. A combination of smothering and choking.

My wife picked my up and tossed me over to Julie. Julie picks me up on her shoulders facing her ass. "Hey watch this."Julie said. There I was dangling and she farts in my face. I'm swinging like a pendulum from the force of her farts. Then I come crashing back into her firm ass just to be blown back away.

Julie dropped me like a sack of potatos and crush my neck in her vise-like grip.

"Get off I want to try something."My wife said. She jumped off the bed and bellyflopped on me, crushing me in the carpet floor. She spread her legs to open her bunghole cannon. Her butthole opened and blasted in my face. Both of our cheeks were flapping

My wife said"Oh by the way I have another suprise for you." She fired a second shot that knocked my head up. "Your wife and I found out that we were not the only ones. C'mon in Sasha!" Julie said. I looked up and saw Sasha. I tried to back up but slammed up the wall with her chest only.

She backed up and I fell to my knees. Sasha delivered a a hammerblow to my sternum.

Sasha had nothing to say as she sat on my face and shot fart after fart in my face. Then she stuffed my face deeper with her muscular legs.

Julie squeezed my midsection with her steel thighs.

Sasha bounced on the side of my head with her muscular butt.

My wife laughing at my predicament. She left the room saying"I'll leave you all here to play!"

"I'll kill you!" "This'll teach ya!" That was all I heard from my two pissed-off mistresses.

"Sasha you take over."Julie says. "Fine I like to crush his head like a walnut!"Sasha says.

I could feel her solid thighs crushing my head. Out of the middle of nowhere she farts on the back of my head. She gathers all of her strength and jumps while I'm still caught and she slams all of her weight on the back of my head. Julie lands on my back and she twists my arms.

Sasha crushes my head even more.

"You know working together is fun."Julie says. "All this wrestling helps move more gas for me."Sasha says. "So tell me, stud, how are you taking the smell? It's like a breath of fresh air."Sasha says, laughing. Julie teamed up and squeezed my stomach and Sasha farted and crushed my skull. A double suffocation.

It was a powerful fart that burned off all of my nose hair. "Keep on crushing Sasha."Julie said. She let go of my sides and sat on the top of Sasha's leg to add weight to the scissors. To add to the humiliation Julie let out a sputtering fart. She oohed and aahed as it flowed.

Sasha let go for a second and I full took that time to enjoy fresh air. I rolled off and crawled my way out of the room but in my weak condition I was just a pathetic sight. Julie grabbed my ankles and dragged me the the sofa, where

she proceeded to bounce repeatedly on my chest with her ass. She repeated it several times. The wind was knocked out of me. "This is the ass bomb."Julie says.

"Stop bouncing on the furniture!"my wife said. "Sorry. It was for a good cause."Julie says. They all laughed at the joke. She bounced one more time and I let out a little fart. Then they laugh at my squeak. "You call that a fart!"Julie said as she mounted my face and dropped a real ass bomb.

Julie picked me up and threw me on the bed. Sasha followed through with a full body splash.

She crushed down and farted more on me. I blurted out I was sorry but that had no effect on them.